Guest nauticalxx Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 XD!this was just emailed to me by my friend. :] i find it funny, so i plan to share this. :] A virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. * * * * * * * * * Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. * * * * * * * * * At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. * * * * * * * * * That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" * * * * * * * * * The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. * * * * * * * * * A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. * * * * * * * * * 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. * * * * * * * * * Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." * * * * * * * * The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." * * * * * * * * * XD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CitrusFlower Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 OH MY GOD!thats very.....embarassing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chapstirical Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 hahaha!!! He's sooooooo cute!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chocopocky Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 lol that is so cute and funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stoked! Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 i've already read this before. it's really funny and embarrassing for the boy. LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cinderbl0ck Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 ohwow! AHAHAH!! i laughed!! hahah!! wow! sucks to be him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pokieelicious Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH thats so cute =] and embrassing, way beyond embarassing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fook You Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 OMG LOL i read the last line and just started laughing uncontrollably for like...2 minutes straight...probably overreacting but that was pretty funny XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yukumushio Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 lol, so the pharmacist he talked to was the father? lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neshpa Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 Hahaha! Oh my God, that's funny XD Poor guy ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Born: 1985 Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 Ahahahahaha....LOL, that's too funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Char27 Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 HAHAH THAT IS A GOOD ONE...I really enjoyed it thanks so much babe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Classic Example Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 Haha that sucks. Poor guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polished_soul Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 wow.. sucks to be that guy... and it must be at least a little akward for the dad too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BabyK Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 Poor thing XD Hahahahahaa!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest engot02 Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 Omg, Hahahah! Aw, poor thing! He must be so embarassed X___X;; its cute htough (: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest vip_gd Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 AHAHAHAHA the boy must be hiding from her father how embarassing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest del32 Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 I totally didnt know that coming!! That must've been embarrasing :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hseliz Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 oh man that was unexpected. XD poor kid LMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest random_girl Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 LOL damnnn embaressing ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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