Chat With A Stranger

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: west

You: south

Stranger: north

You: east

Stranger: hi

You: sup

Stranger: susususususup

You: hihihhihihihih

You: i

Stranger: where r u from?

You: earth u

Stranger: very funny.

You: ok ok

You: i'm from USA

You: u

Stranger: usa

You: cool

You: what part

Stranger: tennessee

Stranger: u

You: texas

You: is this your first time here?

Stranger: yeah. and u?

You: same

You: are u real or seriously a robot?

Stranger: im a robot

Stranger: u?

You: o cool.. i'm an alien.. well i think i'm an alien

Stranger: i'm sure you're an alien

You: cool..

Stranger: yeah

You: what does omegle mean

You: btw

Stranger: well, a place where aliens and robots are happy

You: awesome

You: so what brand of robot are u

You: any more of your kind?

Stranger: i can make hamburgers with my head

You: awesome.. i tried zapping my pencil..but it stabbed me in the ey

You: eye

Stranger: well, i have a robot friend that can totally do this

You: the zapping or hamburgers?

Stranger: both.

You: awesome.. any black eyes yet?

Stranger: we don't have eyes

You: o then you just have holes?

Stranger: EXACTLY

You: cool.. are they empty?

Stranger: no, our emotions are there

You: can they come out?

Stranger: if you jump

You: o when we jump, we lose body parts

Stranger: and then they grow again?

You: nah.. we go to the store to get them replaced

Stranger: are they expensive?

You: sometimes.. i know it takes forever to get a pinky nail on your left hand replaced

interesting person..LOL..

I LIKE THIS SITE!!

[Guest x__harlequin]

Stranger: hey

You: singinggggg on a toiletttt!!!!

You: pooping on ur head!!

Stranger: awesome

Stranger: yay i lov mini cooper

You: lol

You: me 2

Stranger: im one of the 2 girls 1 cup girls yknow?

You: omg i luved ur videoooo!

Stranger: thank you!

You: ur welcome!

Stranger: a bunch of people say its gross

Stranger: i say they're gross

You: r u gonna make another 1 anytime soon?

Stranger: im thinking about it yea

You: if u think theyre gross, y'd u do it?

lol i was just kidding around. i dont poop on peoples' heads, love poop nor did i love the 2 girls 1 cup video lol

[Guest strawberrylove]

Stranger: knock knock

You: who's there?

Stranger: disco

You: disco what?

Stranger: discoNNECTED

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOOL --'

[Guest leexi]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: emily!

You: eh?

You: wha...?

Stranger: dman

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL!!!!!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: ant?

You: anthony?

Stranger: ever heard of Big Whiskey and the Groogrux King?

You: wha..?

You: heard about DBSK?

Stranger: google it. 6/2. enjoy.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Stranger: aloha

You: ure from hawaii?

Stranger: yes

You: aloha then to you.

You: whats the time there?

Stranger: 6:40

Stranger: pm

Stranger: where ar eu from

You: asia

You: 11.36am

You:

Stranger: asia!?

Stranger: wats ur name

You: that i can't tell

You: sorry

You: let's talk about music!

You:

Stranger: sure

Stranger: who do u like

You: do you listen to korean or japanese music?

You: just asking..hehe

Stranger: umm no lol srry

You: haha!just asking!who do u like?

Stranger: katy perry and britney spears

Stranger: u like any american music

Stranger: ?

You: uuuu!!i like katy perry too!!xD.britney is ok for me.though i like her dancing skills.

You: i like to watch AMerican Idol.hahahah

You: do you?

Stranger: umm yee sometimes it gets old for me yahh know:S wait are u a girl or boy

You: what do u think?hahah!im guessing ur a girl?

Stranger: yess im guessnig ur a girl too:S right

You: hahahha.

You: why too old for American Idol?

You: its fun.

Stranger: udidnt answer..are u a girl?

Stranger: yeee its okay..but its been on for so many years

You: yes yes.ure right

You: but its cool.

You: so..any interesting hobbies?

You:

Stranger: yeye arent u suppose to be a schoolnow?? and how are u soo good at english!?

You: finished school.lol.what's with my english?

Stranger: already at 11?? soo early like its soo good

You: i finished schooling.hahaha.i read english book?xD

Stranger: oo gooddd for youuuu thats aweosme but im outss surfing time cyas!

You: bye!

You: take care!!!

Stranger: thanks u too!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

that person was cool!

[Guest Airporte]

This is fun!

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hiya.

Stranger: you again?

You: Yeah, sorry.

You: I couldn't stay away.

You: =(

You: I was lost without you.

Stranger: ah

You: It took a while, but I finally found you!

You: Yay!

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: you talk like you 12

You: Maybe.

You: I've always wanted a father.

Stranger: its really creeping me out

You: I'm sorry.

Stranger: go see a priest

You: Maybe I can make it better?

Stranger: they always wanna be your daddy

You: Aww, that's true.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Edit:

Woah. Just had a super-long conversatin with this Russian-Kazakhstanian guy. He said good bye, then kept on talking, haha.

[theLOSER]

LMAO; I thought this was hilarious!

You: Hi

Stranger: hi

You: wuddup homie?

Stranger: yo yo yo

You: nothin much homes.

You: you?

Stranger: chillin

You: chillen like a villan?!

Stranger: ya ha

You: you a dude or girl?

Stranger: dude

You: ddaaayyuuummm.

You: i'm out!

lol, I'm a girl ahaha and the dude was boring! LOL. I could tell already! HAHAHHA!

[LaZClaraBear]

watch a soompier run into a soompier on that site xD

that would be awesome..

someone puts up a convo here and the person goes.. "HEY THAT WAS ME!" HAHAHA

heres mine:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hey

Stranger: I'm Eric

You: I'm Bella

Stranger: nice to meet you

You: nice to meet you too

Stranger: how's it going?

You: bad

Stranger: why?

You: cause I met a person named Eric

You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: are you my edward

Stranger: no

You: who are you

Stranger: are you one of those twilight a-- holes

You: you would know. cause ur one of those

You have disconnected.

[gnahk]

hmm the people i chatted with were boring

it was like

"hi"

"HELLO!"

then they left

[Guest rainbow-icecream.]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: ¿apesadumbrado, Hey cómo está usted?

You: Wha?

Stranger: oh nothing

You: Hello

Stranger: hello, trying to use my english

You: ok

Stranger: for give my spelling

You: what's your name?

Stranger: jessie

You: cool

Stranger: yea not my pick but it grows on me

You: ok

Stranger: like the hair under my arms

Stranger: do you want to shave me

You: urr.. no thank you

Stranger: well how about we have a date, where we both go get vesectimies

You: no thank you

You: I gotta go

You: byebye

Stranger: well you don't like to do anything

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: What is it? Who has it? and What is it?

You: Hello

Stranger: Hi

You: what's your name?

Stranger: Gary

Stranger: you?

You: Bob...

You: bina

Stranger:

Stranger: Hi

You: lol

You: I'm bored

Stranger: Me too

Stranger: ASL?

You: ...

Stranger: age

Stranger: sex

Stranger: location

You: 69/trans/elmo's world

Stranger:

Stranger: Too old

Hehe, I lie.

xDD

[Guest wowwh]

I've spent my day on here.

And wow.

Wow.

Hahaha.

I began the day in search of a soompi-er

and after many WTH? and UGH -disconnects-

I FOUND ONE BY CHANCE

My friend & I were just making things up talking to people but who knew...

Stranger: are u from soompi?

You: OMG YOU GO ON SOOMPI?

Stranger: yeah yeah

Stranger: i do

You: i've actually been looking all day

Stranger: i clicked on this link

You: for soeone who goes on soompi

Stranger: from soompi thread

Stranger: the talk to stranger one

Stranger: haha

You: hahaha

Stranger: i know rite

You: kay sorry about being creepy before

You: i've just had the craziest conversations

Stranger: i was praying that the FIRST person i talk to would be from soompi

Stranger: really!

Stranger: this is my first one

You: hahah yeah

You: OMG

You: we were meant to be

Stranger: im kinda glad im doing it with you

Stranger: LOL

You: hahahaha

Stranger: i agree!

You: kay lets start over again

You: hi =)

Stranger: hey!

[Guest mizz_J]

Stranger: hello

You: yooooooooooooo

Stranger: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU

Stranger: SOULJA BOY UP IN THIS HO

Stranger: WATCH ME CRANK IT WATCH ME ROLL

Stranger: WATCH ME CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY THEN SUPERMAN THAT HO

Stranger: NOW WATCH ME YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

Stranger: NOW WATCH ME YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I was seriously laughing at this.

::EDIT::

I got into a chat with a "normal" person. But right when i said i didn't have a webcam, he disconnected Jerk.

Stranger: hey im 23 and a male. how about you?

You: i'm 20 female

Stranger: got msn or aim?

You: yahhhhh whyyyyyy\

Stranger: cus there is alot of fakers here

Stranger: or peole who say they are from fbi

You: LOL! you talked to people who said they were the fbi??

Stranger: like 10 times :<

You: hahaha ohmygod seriously

Stranger: can i have your msn?

You: well umm i dont really give out my msn to people i dont know.. =/

Stranger: same here im just tired of talking with people i dont know who is

You: ahh i see. some people just came here for fun

Stranger: what did you come for?

You: i found this through a forum that i go to regularly and i thought it was just a random site

You: what about you?

Stranger: well i play wow and some guy from my guild told me about it

You: oooh haha nice

Stranger: btw where are you from

You: california

You: you?

Stranger: denmark

Stranger: is it true most people in the us use aim and not msn+

You: hmm i think so. not everyone uses msn

You: i started using aim first

Stranger: i just made a profil om aim but i cant log on :<

You: but it depends on how many of your friends or whoever has msn or aim or both

You: hmnm maybe you made a typo on your sn or password?

Stranger: nah its something with the connection but john tesh it

Stranger: got webcam?

You: nope. sorry

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Guest Kan-Chan]

this is just weird...yet addicting....maybe its the feeling of something new! xDDD

Stranger: Hi

You: hi

Stranger: i'm santa claus

Stranger: so respect me

You: i'm the easter bunny! xD

You: look for the eggs!

Stranger: ooohooh ;D

You: NOW!

You: this is soooo wierd!

Stranger: i'll give you some preytyy cool eggs

Stranger: yea it is!!!

You: nah, I want a present! you're santa~

You: ;D

Stranger: i aalways wanted to meet the easterbunny

Stranger: Okay

You: I always thought santa was FAKE!

Stranger: i'll give you some eggs AND a present

You: only I'm real!

Stranger: ohmygod

You: haha, I already HAVE eggs, I need presents!

Stranger: i thought exactly the same!!!

Stranger: We're like

Stranger: SOULMATES

You: LOL

Stranger: okaay

Stranger: we exchange

You: wow....this is a waste of time.

Stranger: your eggs

Stranger: for my presents

You: okay. *hands pink egg*

You: where's my present?

You: xD

Stranger: hands a huuugge present box~

You: oooooooo, I wonder what's inside....?!

Stranger: it's a 100000 dollar bill

You: OMGOSH!

You: LIFESAVER!

Stranger: yeah:D

Stranger: santa's always there for everybody

Stranger: to save lifes.

You: LMAO.

Stranger: and stuff.. ^^

You: I thought he was only a fat jolly old man that gave out candy

You: x3

You: and gift boxes filled with coal o.O

Stranger: ummm noo.. i'm like very thin and i'm 20 years old

Stranger: that's a myth

Stranger: naaah

Stranger: i'm not living on the northpole either

Stranger: i live on the BAHAMAS

You: WOW, you must get HOT in the red suit

You: and you must stuff it alot to get that pot belly.

Stranger: naah the REAL santa's not wearing a red suit

You: spandex?

You: xDD

Stranger: sometimes i just use little kids

Stranger: put it under my jacket

You: ....someones been influenced by Michael Jackson! :/

Stranger: nonooo

Stranger: not like that

You: Are you sure Santa?

You: it surrrrree sounds like it

Stranger: you cought me

Stranger: i'm not

That was...............LOL!

[tsushio]

xDD..

this is funny~~

this is the funniest i had....

xDD

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Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: whats up

You: there's fire in the building

Stranger: HOLY mini cooper GET john tesh THE john tesh OUT

You: I'M TRYING!!!

Stranger: WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE YOURE GOING TO DIE

You: I CANT FIND THE DOOR!!!

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he/she must have thought i'm a freak.xD

[Guest Bunnytan.]

theres alot of creepy people out there ;X

[Guest heavenztears]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: hellooww

Stranger: ASL?

You: 21/f/Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch

You: seriously that's a town

Stranger: Sounds welsh

You: great job *pat*

You: it is

Stranger: Lol

You: asl?

Stranger: 16 M UK

You: haha that's why you knew

Stranger: That is why i knew lol

You: fish n chips?

Stranger: I went their the ohter day and nearly everywher begins with Llan

Stranger: What?

You: just playin' =]

Stranger: Lol

You: yes, quite funny

Stranger: Yes

Stranger: So

Stranger: Anything you want to do or talk about

You: lol

You: whatever comes to our minds haha

Stranger: Lol fair enough

You: so... didn't your mom told you not to talk to strangers?

You: haha

You: *tell you

Stranger: lol

Stranger: I not that young god

Stranger: And my mum and dad died when i was young

Stranger: i am adopted

Stranger: so i move form place to place

Stranger: don't really have a proper mum or dad for that matter

You: that sucks dude

Stranger: I know

Stranger: You learn to deal wiht it

You: guess you're quite a strong guy then

Stranger: I am not tiny no

You: being able to hold yourself up like that

You: you go girl!

Stranger: Yeah

Stranger: lol

You: i mean

You: haha

Stranger: Thank i think i know what you meant

You: i dont'have a father my own

You: so i guess i can understand

Stranger: Sorry to hear that

THIS PART IS CENSORED!

Stranger: So you want sex?

Stranger: I bet your fingering your we t lion king right now

You: O.O

You: how'd you know?

Stranger: You gave on ghe vibe

Stranger: Sorry i said that to end the conversation normally works I have got to run to the shop

Stranger: so

You: feel the flow

Stranger: Laters you horny pinkberry

You: yeah!

I thought I'd just go along and break him off just when he thought he had me... I was bored I guess haha

[angelfightrJ]

hahahaha well, we had some soompi encounters already ! see the post above ..somewhere on this page above mine and my previous ones XD!

[Guest Latitude]

As if talking on Soompi isn't enough .

You: *licks*

Stranger: hi

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[Guest itsyumey]

Stranger: cliches ?

You: Yes, those things you eat?

Stranger: ?

Stranger: wtf

You: Cliches taste like bananas.

Stranger: wtf are they

You: Did you not know?

You: They are circle.

You: And usually fried.

Stranger: nope still have no idea

You: Oh okay.

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This guy doesn't know what a cliche is. o__o

Stranger: i fort u would know tbh

You: You fort me?

You: You fart me?

Stranger: yhhh my english is terrible

You: Ah.

Stranger: and i do fart u

You: Where are you from?

Stranger: england xD

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Our conversation went on for pretty long till I scared him off by telling him a fake full name.

[Amu]

watch a soompier run into a soompier on that site xD

that would be awesome..

someone puts up a convo here and the person goes.. "HEY THAT WAS ME!" HAHAHA

heres mine:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hey

Stranger: I'm Eric

You: I'm Bella

Stranger: nice to meet you

You: nice to meet you too

Stranger: how's it going?

You: bad

Stranger: why?

You: cause I met a person named Eric

You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: are you my edward

Stranger: no

You: who are you

Stranger: are you one of those twilight a-- holes

You: you would know. cause ur one of those

You have disconnected.

OMG. I was drinking my water bottle when I read this...I laughed my a** off!

[Guest xxsaiyukixx]

mine was quite funny =o

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: wwhhaatt?

Stranger: Hey

Stranger: WHAAAAAAT

You: wat da fuk?

Stranger: FFFUUU-

You: you speakin?

You: ah

Stranger: Yes

Stranger: hai

You: hey

You: i like pie. and you?

Stranger: Why hello.

Stranger: I LIKE PIE AS WELL

You: OMG.

Stranger: INDEED

You: AWESOM.

Stranger: WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON

You: LOL.

You: indeed.

You: now i feel awkward.

Stranger: Clearly, I should have your babies

You: XD

You: Ew.

Stranger: DID I JUST MAKE IT MORE AWKWARD?

Stranger:

You: EW.

You: yes.

Stranger: Good. That is good.

Stranger: How are you?

You: Dandy. I shot a person today

You: Just kidding~

Stranger: Just to watch him die?

Stranger: oh

Stranger: sad

You: <3

Stranger: I thought we had more in common for a second there

You: Then how about----

You: hmmmnn

You: Cheese cake?!

Stranger: Eh.

Stranger: Its ALRIGHT

Stranger: but not great

You: aww

You: come on

You: with caramel on top and chocolate chips ?!

Stranger: ... WELL THAT SOUNDS DANDY

You: ;_; now your making fun of me for saying dandy D:

Stranger: what

Stranger: oh

Stranger: no

You: *throws banans @ u*

Stranger: *flings poo

You: AH.

Stranger: *

Stranger:

You: EW.

You: *throws dead rats @ u*

Stranger: *throws dead clowns at you*

You: i hate clowns ;_;...............................

Stranger: And now you are covered in dead clowns

You: how are YOU stranger. >

You: how odd. to talk to a stranger O_O

Stranger: Indeed.

Stranger: I will never talk to you again after this

Stranger: D:

You: LOL.

You: YES.

You: i mean...*ahem* i is sad too

Stranger: haha

You: now I shall leave!