tissuepaper Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: west You: south Stranger: north You: east Stranger: hi You: sup Stranger: susususususup You: hihihhihihihih You: i Stranger: where r u from? You: earth u Stranger: very funny. You: ok ok You: i'm from USA You: u Stranger: usa You: cool You: what part Stranger: tennessee Stranger: u You: texas You: is this your first time here? Stranger: yeah. and u? You: same You: are u real or seriously a robot? Stranger: im a robot Stranger: u? You: o cool.. i'm an alien.. well i think i'm an alien Stranger: i'm sure you're an alien You: cool.. Stranger: yeah You: what does omegle mean You: btw Stranger: well, a place where aliens and robots are happy You: awesome You: so what brand of robot are u You: any more of your kind? Stranger: i can make hamburgers with my head You: awesome.. i tried zapping my pencil..but it stabbed me in the ey You: eye Stranger: well, i have a robot friend that can totally do this You: the zapping or hamburgers? Stranger: both. You: awesome.. any black eyes yet? Stranger: we don't have eyes You: o then you just have holes? Stranger: EXACTLY You: cool.. are they empty? Stranger: no, our emotions are there You: can they come out? Stranger: if you jump You: o when we jump, we lose body parts Stranger: and then they grow again? You: nah.. we go to the store to get them replaced Stranger: are they expensive? You: sometimes.. i know it takes forever to get a pinky nail on your left hand replaced interesting person..LOL.. I LIKE THIS SITE!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest x__harlequin Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Stranger: hey You: singinggggg on a toiletttt!!!! You: pooping on ur head!! Stranger: awesome Stranger: yay i lov mini cooper You: lol You: me 2 Stranger: im one of the 2 girls 1 cup girls yknow? You: omg i luved ur videoooo! Stranger: thank you! You: ur welcome! Stranger: a bunch of people say its gross Stranger: i say they're gross You: r u gonna make another 1 anytime soon? Stranger: im thinking about it yea You: if u think theyre gross, y'd u do it? lol i was just kidding around. i dont poop on peoples' heads, love poop nor did i love the 2 girls 1 cup video lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest strawberrylove Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Stranger: knock knock You: who's there? Stranger: disco You: disco what? Stranger: discoNNECTED Your conversational partner has disconnected. LOOL --' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest leexi Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: emily! You: eh? You: wha...? Stranger: dman Your conversational partner has disconnected. LOL!!!!! Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: ant? You: anthony? Stranger: ever heard of Big Whiskey and the Groogrux King? You: wha..? You: heard about DBSK? Stranger: google it. 6/2. enjoy. Your conversational partner has disconnected. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Stranger: aloha You: ure from hawaii? Stranger: yes You: aloha then to you. You: whats the time there? Stranger: 6:40 Stranger: pm Stranger: where ar eu from You: asia You: 11.36am You: Stranger: asia!? Stranger: wats ur name You: that i can't tell You: sorry You: let's talk about music! You: Stranger: sure Stranger: who do u like You: do you listen to korean or japanese music? You: just asking..hehe Stranger: umm no lol srry You: haha!just asking!who do u like? Stranger: katy perry and britney spears Stranger: u like any american music Stranger: ? You: uuuu!!i like katy perry too!!xD.britney is ok for me.though i like her dancing skills. You: i like to watch AMerican Idol.hahahah You: do you? Stranger: umm yee sometimes it gets old for me yahh know:S wait are u a girl or boy You: what do u think?hahah!im guessing ur a girl? Stranger: yess im guessnig ur a girl too:S right You: hahahha. You: why too old for American Idol? You: its fun. Stranger: udidnt answer..are u a girl? Stranger: yeee its okay..but its been on for so many years You: yes yes.ure right You: but its cool. You: so..any interesting hobbies? You: Stranger: yeye arent u suppose to be a schoolnow?? and how are u soo good at english!? You: finished school.lol.what's with my english? Stranger: already at 11?? soo early like its soo good You: i finished schooling.hahaha.i read english book?xD Stranger: oo gooddd for youuuu thats aweosme but im outss surfing time cyas! You: bye! You: take care!!! Stranger: thanks u too! Your conversational partner has disconnected. that person was cool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Airporte Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 This is fun! Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hiya. Stranger: you again? You: Yeah, sorry. You: I couldn't stay away. You: =( You: I was lost without you. Stranger: ah You: It took a while, but I finally found you! You: Yay! Stranger: yeah Stranger: you talk like you 12 You: Maybe. You: I've always wanted a father. Stranger: its really creeping me out You: I'm sorry. Stranger: go see a priest You: Maybe I can make it better? Stranger: they always wanna be your daddy You: Aww, that's true. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Edit: Woah. Just had a super-long conversatin with this Russian-Kazakhstanian guy. He said good bye, then kept on talking, haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theLOSER Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 LMAO; I thought this was hilarious! You: Hi Stranger: hi You: wuddup homie? Stranger: yo yo yo You: nothin much homes. You: you? Stranger: chillin You: chillen like a villan?! Stranger: ya ha You: you a dude or girl? Stranger: dude You: ddaaayyuuummm. You: i'm out! lol, I'm a girl ahaha and the dude was boring! LOL. I could tell already! HAHAHHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaZClaraBear Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 watch a soompier run into a soompier on that site xD that would be awesome.. someone puts up a convo here and the person goes.. "HEY THAT WAS ME!" HAHAHA heres mine: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hey Stranger: I'm Eric You: I'm Bella Stranger: nice to meet you You: nice to meet you too Stranger: how's it going? You: bad Stranger: why? You: cause I met a person named Eric You have disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: are you my edward Stranger: no You: who are you Stranger: are you one of those twilight a-- holes You: you would know. cause ur one of those You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnahk Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 hmm the people i chatted with were boring it was like "hi" "HELLO!" then they left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rainbow-icecream. Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: ¿apesadumbrado, Hey cómo está usted? You: Wha? Stranger: oh nothing You: Hello Stranger: hello, trying to use my english You: ok Stranger: for give my spelling You: what's your name? Stranger: jessie You: cool Stranger: yea not my pick but it grows on me You: ok Stranger: like the hair under my arms Stranger: do you want to shave me You: urr.. no thank you Stranger: well how about we have a date, where we both go get vesectimies You: no thank you You: I gotta go You: byebye Stranger: well you don't like to do anything Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: What is it? Who has it? and What is it? You: Hello Stranger: Hi You: what's your name? Stranger: Gary Stranger: you? You: Bob... You: bina Stranger: Stranger: Hi You: lol You: I'm bored Stranger: Me too Stranger: ASL? You: ... Stranger: age Stranger: sex Stranger: location You: 69/trans/elmo's world Stranger: Stranger: Too old Hehe, I lie. xDD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wowwh Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 I've spent my day on here. And wow. Wow. Hahaha. I began the day in search of a soompi-er and after many WTH? and UGH -disconnects- I FOUND ONE BY CHANCE My friend & I were just making things up talking to people but who knew... Stranger: are u from soompi? You: OMG YOU GO ON SOOMPI? Stranger: yeah yeah Stranger: i do You: i've actually been looking all day Stranger: i clicked on this link You: for soeone who goes on soompi Stranger: from soompi thread Stranger: the talk to stranger one Stranger: haha You: hahaha Stranger: i know rite You: kay sorry about being creepy before You: i've just had the craziest conversations Stranger: i was praying that the FIRST person i talk to would be from soompi Stranger: really! Stranger: this is my first one You: hahah yeah You: OMG You: we were meant to be Stranger: im kinda glad im doing it with you Stranger: LOL You: hahahaha Stranger: i agree! You: kay lets start over again You: hi =) Stranger: hey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mizz_J Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Stranger: hello You: yooooooooooooo Stranger: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU Stranger: SOULJA BOY UP IN THIS HO Stranger: WATCH ME CRANK IT WATCH ME ROLL Stranger: WATCH ME CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY THEN SUPERMAN THAT HO Stranger: NOW WATCH ME YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU Stranger: NOW WATCH ME YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU Your conversational partner has disconnected. I was seriously laughing at this. ::EDIT:: I got into a chat with a "normal" person. But right when i said i didn't have a webcam, he disconnected Jerk. Stranger: hey im 23 and a male. how about you? You: i'm 20 female Stranger: got msn or aim? You: yahhhhh whyyyyyy\ Stranger: cus there is alot of fakers here Stranger: or peole who say they are from fbi You: LOL! you talked to people who said they were the fbi?? Stranger: like 10 times :< You: hahaha ohmygod seriously Stranger: can i have your msn? You: well umm i dont really give out my msn to people i dont know.. =/ Stranger: same here im just tired of talking with people i dont know who is You: ahh i see. some people just came here for fun Stranger: what did you come for? You: i found this through a forum that i go to regularly and i thought it was just a random site You: what about you? Stranger: well i play wow and some guy from my guild told me about it You: oooh haha nice Stranger: btw where are you from You: california You: you? Stranger: denmark Stranger: is it true most people in the us use aim and not msn+ You: hmm i think so. not everyone uses msn You: i started using aim first Stranger: i just made a profil om aim but i cant log on :< You: but it depends on how many of your friends or whoever has msn or aim or both You: hmnm maybe you made a typo on your sn or password? Stranger: nah its something with the connection but john tesh it Stranger: got webcam? You: nope. sorry Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kan-Chan Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 this is just weird...yet addicting....maybe its the feeling of something new! xDDD Stranger: Hi You: hi Stranger: i'm santa claus Stranger: so respect me You: i'm the easter bunny! xD You: look for the eggs! Stranger: ooohooh ;D You: NOW! You: this is soooo wierd! Stranger: i'll give you some preytyy cool eggs Stranger: yea it is!!! You: nah, I want a present! you're santa~ You: ;D Stranger: i aalways wanted to meet the easterbunny Stranger: Okay You: I always thought santa was FAKE! Stranger: i'll give you some eggs AND a present You: only I'm real! Stranger: ohmygod You: haha, I already HAVE eggs, I need presents! Stranger: i thought exactly the same!!! Stranger: We're like Stranger: SOULMATES You: LOL Stranger: okaay Stranger: we exchange You: wow....this is a waste of time. Stranger: your eggs Stranger: for my presents You: okay. *hands pink egg* You: where's my present? You: xD Stranger: hands a huuugge present box~ You: oooooooo, I wonder what's inside....?! Stranger: it's a 100000 dollar bill You: OMGOSH! You: LIFESAVER! Stranger: yeah:D Stranger: santa's always there for everybody Stranger: to save lifes. You: LMAO. Stranger: and stuff.. ^^ You: I thought he was only a fat jolly old man that gave out candy You: x3 You: and gift boxes filled with coal o.O Stranger: ummm noo.. i'm like very thin and i'm 20 years old Stranger: that's a myth Stranger: naaah Stranger: i'm not living on the northpole either Stranger: i live on the BAHAMAS You: WOW, you must get HOT in the red suit You: and you must stuff it alot to get that pot belly. Stranger: naah the REAL santa's not wearing a red suit You: spandex? You: xDD Stranger: sometimes i just use little kids Stranger: put it under my jacket You: ....someones been influenced by Michael Jackson! :/ Stranger: nonooo Stranger: not like that You: Are you sure Santa? You: it surrrrree sounds like it Stranger: you cought me Stranger: i'm not That was...............LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsushio Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 xDD.. this is funny~~ this is the funniest i had.... xDD ---------- Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: whats up You: there's fire in the building Stranger: HOLY mini cooper GET john tesh THE john tesh OUT You: I'M TRYING!!! Stranger: WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE YOURE GOING TO DIE You: I CANT FIND THE DOOR!!! --- he/she must have thought i'm a freak.xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bunnytan. Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 theres alot of creepy people out there ;X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest heavenztears Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi You: hellooww Stranger: ASL? You: 21/f/Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch You: seriously that's a town Stranger: Sounds welsh You: great job *pat* You: it is Stranger: Lol You: asl? Stranger: 16 M UK You: haha that's why you knew Stranger: That is why i knew lol You: fish n chips? Stranger: I went their the ohter day and nearly everywher begins with Llan Stranger: What? You: just playin' =] Stranger: Lol You: yes, quite funny Stranger: Yes Stranger: So Stranger: Anything you want to do or talk about You: lol You: whatever comes to our minds haha Stranger: Lol fair enough You: so... didn't your mom told you not to talk to strangers? You: haha You: *tell you Stranger: lol Stranger: I not that young god Stranger: And my mum and dad died when i was young Stranger: i am adopted Stranger: so i move form place to place Stranger: don't really have a proper mum or dad for that matter You: that sucks dude Stranger: I know Stranger: You learn to deal wiht it You: guess you're quite a strong guy then Stranger: I am not tiny no You: being able to hold yourself up like that You: you go girl! Stranger: Yeah Stranger: lol You: i mean You: haha Stranger: Thank i think i know what you meant You: i dont'have a father my own You: so i guess i can understand Stranger: Sorry to hear that THIS PART IS CENSORED! Stranger: So you want sex? Stranger: I bet your fingering your we t lion king right now You: O.O You: how'd you know? Stranger: You gave on ghe vibe Stranger: Sorry i said that to end the conversation normally works I have got to run to the shop Stranger: so You: feel the flow Stranger: Laters you horny pinkberry You: yeah! I thought I'd just go along and break him off just when he thought he had me... I was bored I guess haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelfightrJ Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 hahahaha well, we had some soompi encounters already ! see the post above ..somewhere on this page above mine and my previous ones XD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Latitude Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 As if talking on Soompi isn't enough . You: *licks* Stranger: hi Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest itsyumey Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Stranger: cliches ? You: Yes, those things you eat? Stranger: ? Stranger: wtf You: Cliches taste like bananas. Stranger: wtf are they You: Did you not know? You: They are circle. You: And usually fried. Stranger: nope still have no idea You: Oh okay. ---------------------------------------- This guy doesn't know what a cliche is. o__o Stranger: i fort u would know tbh You: You fort me? You: You fart me? Stranger: yhhh my english is terrible You: Ah. Stranger: and i do fart u You: Where are you from? Stranger: england xD ---------------------------------------- Our conversation went on for pretty long till I scared him off by telling him a fake full name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amu Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 watch a soompier run into a soompier on that site xD that would be awesome.. someone puts up a convo here and the person goes.. "HEY THAT WAS ME!" HAHAHA heres mine: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hey Stranger: I'm Eric You: I'm Bella Stranger: nice to meet you You: nice to meet you too Stranger: how's it going? You: bad Stranger: why? You: cause I met a person named Eric You have disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: are you my edward Stranger: no You: who are you Stranger: are you one of those twilight a-- holes You: you would know. cause ur one of those You have disconnected. OMG. I was drinking my water bottle when I read this...I laughed my a** off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xxsaiyukixx Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 mine was quite funny =o You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: wwhhaatt? Stranger: Hey Stranger: WHAAAAAAT You: wat da fuk? Stranger: FFFUUU- You: you speakin? You: ah Stranger: Yes Stranger: hai You: hey You: i like pie. and you? Stranger: Why hello. Stranger: I LIKE PIE AS WELL You: OMG. Stranger: INDEED You: AWESOM. Stranger: WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON You: LOL. You: indeed. You: now i feel awkward. Stranger: Clearly, I should have your babies You: XD You: Ew. Stranger: DID I JUST MAKE IT MORE AWKWARD? Stranger: You: EW. You: yes. Stranger: Good. That is good. Stranger: How are you? You: Dandy. I shot a person today You: Just kidding~ Stranger: Just to watch him die? Stranger: oh Stranger: sad You: <3 Stranger: I thought we had more in common for a second there You: Then how about---- You: hmmmnn You: Cheese cake?! Stranger: Eh. Stranger: Its ALRIGHT Stranger: but not great You: aww You: come on You: with caramel on top and chocolate chips ?! Stranger: ... WELL THAT SOUNDS DANDY You: ;_; now your making fun of me for saying dandy D: Stranger: what Stranger: oh Stranger: no You: *throws banans @ u* Stranger: *flings poo You: AH. Stranger: * Stranger: You: EW. You: *throws dead rats @ u* Stranger: *throws dead clowns at you* You: i hate clowns ;_;............................... Stranger: And now you are covered in dead clowns You: how are YOU stranger. > You: how odd. to talk to a stranger O_O Stranger: Indeed. Stranger: I will never talk to you again after this Stranger: D: You: LOL. You: YES. You: i mean...*ahem* i is sad too Stranger: haha You: now I shall leave! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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