Chat With A Stranger

[Guest iEatBanhBao]

The first person didn't like me...

or so I think, well here's my conversation:

Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: Hey (: Stranger: hey You: I'm May, What's your name? Stranger: MyaYou: oh. You: That's awesome! it's kind of like mine but like... y and a switched You: ^^Stranger: yep You: Where are you from? Stranger: finland and you?You: Korea (: You: What's up? Stranger: oo nice how much is time in there?You: I don't know You: o.o You: I'm not in Korea right now, You: I'm in Florida. Stranger: aah ok You: lol. You: How old are you?

Stranger: 22 and you?You: 15Stranger: im old You: aww, nahh. You: Do you have any kids You: o.o Stranger: nooYou: oh. Stranger: not that old You: Do you like being single? You: oh LOL Stranger: yepYou: I see. You: So, no offense, but are you a computer or a human? You: o.o You: I'm just curious. Stranger: Computer whaat Stranger: im real You: Ohh, You: So are you gonna do anything during the day? Stranger: well its almoust midnight in finland so i should get to sleep soonYou: oh, You: well it's nice meeting you (: You: ...well tlaking acutally. Stranger: yes you too You: Goodnight then (: Stranger: goodnight! Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Guest xXsmilesXx]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: bonjour

Stranger: from?age

Stranger: france?

Stranger: nice

Stranger: bonjour

You: u first

You: lol no

Stranger: 18

Stranger: and you?

You: 16

You: f or m

Stranger: men

Stranger: and you?

You: nice

You: F

Stranger: owww...

You: um ok....

Stranger: do you have orkut?

You: ..orkut?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: MSN?

You: what is that?

Stranger: a virtual profile

You: oh who calls it orkut

You: yes i have msn

Stranger: web cam?

Stranger: i have too

You: why u perv

Stranger: no

Stranger: no

Stranger: hahahhah

You: lol

You: jk

Stranger: only to met you

You: um

You: myspaceZ?

You: *myspace?

Stranger: no...orkut is the same of my space

Stranger: but is of google.com

You: oh so it like a myspace and face book

You: nope dont have that

You: where u from?

Stranger: brasil

You: no way u lie

Stranger: what?

Stranger: i lie?

You: thats not even how u spell brazil

You: yes u lie

Stranger: ok

Stranger: BRAZIL

Stranger: ZIL

You: lol

You: um everybody is from brazil

Stranger: YES HAHHAHA

Stranger: ADD ME?IN MSN

You: whats ur email

Stranger: VICTORMMEIRELES@HOTMAIL.COM

You: um okay

You: question do u watch dateline?

Stranger: no

You: um well

You: do u know who chris hanson is?

Stranger: no

Stranger: sorry

You: well u well soon

You: hahha mutha essol

You: stop being a perv

Stranger: hahaaha

Stranger: add me?

You: don't let me catch u!!!

Stranger: hahhaah

You: ur gonna learn a leasson

Stranger: whats yours email?

You: you don't quit huh?

You: hahah

You: i c u

You: what kind of sick perv are u?

Stranger: i dont know what did you said

You: hahaha

Stranger: im not a perv

You: yes u is

Stranger: ok

You: ur gonna be on tv...

You: look forward to that

You have disconnected.

lol this is fun.

[kute_me_not]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hello!

You: Are you a robot or are you human?

Stranger: how do you do ?

You: Fine, you?

Stranger: that's a question I'm asking every day : "Am I a robot or a human ?"

Stranger: sometime I think I can answer "human", but mainly I'm an animal ;p

You: Ooh~ Which animal?

Stranger: and you ? Are you an alien ?

Stranger: a human looking animal

You: Yesh!

You: I'm from Pluto

You: XD

Stranger: Great ! I always wished to meet a plutonian

Stranger: Not to cold ?

You: Nope! Pluto is actually hot

You: haha

Stranger: ooooh !!!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This is very amusing

[Guest x_dae dreamer]

hehe

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: pikachu

Stranger: hey

You: im pikachu

Stranger: wicked

Stranger: i am the fat one

You: okay

Stranger: that sleeps on you

Stranger: and forgets its own name

Stranger: i once stomped pikachu in the stomach

You: snorelax?

You: lol

Stranger: i hope you're feeling better now

Stranger: yeah that one

Stranger: nice to meet you

You: nice to meet you snorelax

Stranger: i try to keep that darn boy to put me in his balls because they're not at all comfortable

Stranger: but he has got you hooked i know

Stranger: i saw it on tv

Stranger: and the tv never lies

You: yup the tv never lies

Stranger: it never listens to me though

You: because the computers will take over the world

Stranger: i scream at that stupid woman to NOT GO INTO THE BASEMENT

Stranger: but yet she goes

You: and ur tv doesnt like u too

You: thats why it doesnt listen to you

Stranger: that's why i threw it out the window

Stranger: WHO'S LAUGHING NOW

Stranger: i told it

You: omg the tv is laughing now?

You: its ploting agaisnt you snorelax!

Stranger: it did but i farted on its face

Stranger: and then it finally left off

Stranger: they all are

You: next thing you know all the tvs in the world will be in your room

You: and kill you!

Stranger: that is what frightens me the most

Stranger: i dream of it every night

Stranger: i already have 3 locks on the door

Stranger: but i am afraid because my old tv once stole my keys

You: poor snorelax maybe you should stay in you pokeball

Stranger: but i can't sleep in those things

Stranger: they hurt my back

Stranger: so im john teshed either way

You: but then the tvs will eat you up!

Stranger: cant you haunt the tvs down and kill them?

Stranger: you are the mighty pikachu

Stranger: there's so many of you

You: oh thats true~!

You: i can save you snorelax =D

Stranger: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

y!!

You: whooooooooooohooooooooooooooooo~!

Stranger: i am so happy you have omegle in your pokeball pikachu!

Stranger: finally i can have a good nights sleep again

Stranger: without worrying about the f**King tvs

You: yup~!

Stranger: now i am gonna go pee. bye pikachu, thanks for being there for me1

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Stranger: DO I DAZZLE YOU?

You: yes

You: you're veru SHINNNEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Stranger: YOU'RE THE FIRST ONE

You: *very

Stranger: BE HAPPY

You: YAYYYYYY!!

Stranger: I AM!

You: WE'RE AWESOME

You: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Stranger: BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU...YOU SHOULDN'T BE MY FRIEND

You: why not?

You: TT___TT

Stranger: I'M A HUNTER

Stranger: I'M A VAMPIRE

You: what do you hunt?

Stranger: ARE YOU SCARED?

Stranger: ANIMALS

You: no im not scared

You: because im not an animal

Stranger: WELL YOU SHOULD BE 'CAUSE I MIGHT LOSE MY CONTROL AND I MIGHT KILL YOU

You: WAHH!!

Stranger: YES

You: YOU'RE THE ONLY FRIEND THAT I GOT!

You: D=

Stranger: OHH!

You: YEAHHH! D=

Stranger: I HAVE BELLA SHE'S MY FRIEND

Stranger: I LOVE HER

You: BELLA WHO?

Stranger: BUT I MIGHT KILL HER

Stranger: BELLA THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

You: OMG ARE YOU EDWARD CULLEN?!

You: ....

You: I HATE YOU!

Stranger: YES!

Stranger: NOO!

You: YES!

Stranger: YOU CAN'T HATE ME! NO ONE HATES ME

You: WE...THEN IM THE FIRST ONE TO HATE YOU!

You: BECAUSE I HATE VAMPIRES

Stranger: FAN GIRLS LOVE ME

You: THEN THE FANGIRLS SHOULD DIE

Stranger: OHH HOW COULD YOU? I'M SO HOT

You: IM AN ANTI FAN

Stranger: EVERYBODY LOVES ME

Stranger: I'M SEXY

Stranger: :OOO

You: NO YOURE NOT

You: MY POKEMON PIKACHU IS HOT

Stranger: YES I AM. I'M A VAMPIRE A HOT VAMPIRE

Stranger: OHH THAT pinkberry GOR NOTHING I GOT

Stranger: *GOT

You: NOT UH JAEJOONG IS A HOT VAMPIRE

Stranger: AND HHE'S YELLOW YUCK

You: NOT UH!!

You: JAEJOONG IS HOT!!!

Stranger: YES!

You: NO!!!!

Stranger: NO HE ISN'T

Stranger: I AM!

Stranger: THE HOTTEST!

Stranger: GREATEST

You: YES HES HOT

You: YOU ARE NOT

Stranger: NOOOOOO HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME=

Stranger: ?

You: I DONT LOVE YOU !!

Stranger: DON'T DESTROY ME

Stranger: !!

Stranger: PLEASE!

Stranger: YOU HAVE TO LOVE ME! OR I WILL DIE!

You: GOO DIE!!!

Stranger: GOOD BYE MY LOVER

[Taae]

Stranger: EH MARIO

You: what luigi

Stranger: WHERE'S LUIGI ???

You: u are luigi

Stranger: OH SORRY ME DUMB

Stranger: i'm luigi i forgot

Stranger: how are u mario ?

You: have u kidnap princess

Stranger: no no evil maniak did

You: im SUPER MARIO

Stranger: mario we have to save the princess

You: no

You: she is cheating on me with evil maniak

You: let her go >.< , she is cheating on you too

Connection imploded.

noo >..< .. i hate when it imploded

[Guest rexophilius]

I actually had a really cool, normal conversation with a dude from Brazil yesterday, but then Firefox crashed. Poop.

[Guest Kikyo]

Hahahahaha

Stranger: Hey there

You: heeeeyyyyyyyyy

You: whats up stranger!

Stranger: Where u from$

You: I'm your neighbor

Stranger: Lol

Stranger: Ok

Stranger: So r u a guy

You: Big burly guy

[oohdi]

people who say they are from brazil is probably lying haha

its coming off as a joke to me now. because im saying it too LOL

[Guest rexophilius]

You: hello

Stranger: doosh

You: did you mean richard simmons?

Stranger: no i meant doosh

You: okay

You: uh...what's up?

Stranger: i just call you a vaginal cleanser and you totally disregard it!!!!!??????

Stranger: >

You: um that's spelled richard simmons

You: good job

Stranger: im not saying doosh-ay i am saying doosh get it right foreign crap!!

Some of these people are funny.

[Guest audacity]

haha i kind of used the line from the first page, but here goes :

Stranger: hi!

You: i'm a professional spatula catcher.

You: can i borrow one to throw ?

Stranger: Sure you can!

You: what is your profession?

Stranger: Me?

Stranger: I'm a spatula maker.

You: okay.

You: what are you?

Stranger: an squirrel

[Guest Marybaby]

You: talk damnit

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Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i didnt even know i was playing a game

[Guest audacity]

hahahaaa

i was being really queer and trying to freak out people before freaking me out xDD :

You: i'm bella swan

You: i'm in love with a vampire

You: that's going to kill me

Stranger: oh ,

You: but i love him for no reason

You: cause i'm stupid

You: on the weekends i'm mario

Stranger: he doesn't want to kill you

Stranger: he really loves you

You: and i have to save princess peach

Stranger: i have just see that movie

You: my biffle is yoshi on the weekends

Stranger: you ' re funny

You: i am

You: i'm also a professional umbrella thrower

You: my record is 120948235293423048 billion millimeters

Stranger: oh ,come on.where are you

You: i'm in forks

Stranger: your speed is too fast

You: what speed

You: i'm cool

You: i'm in forks washington

[Guest lemon_ice]

haha this is so fun

actually talkign to some guy

and got his real name

checked it up on fb

and the location and everything he told me was true

crazyyy

[Guest AznMonkee]

this is my convo lol, lastef 5 second haha

Stranger: gay cyber sex?

You: no

Your conversational partner has disconnected

[Guest .flyhigh]

XD

Stranger: hey

You: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: 13 female australia. you?

Your conversational partner has disconnected

um..I dont think he'd like to go to jail as a pedo xD LOL

damn this is fun xD

[Guest strawberrylove]

Stranger: well, i killed my children.

Stranger: and my wife.

Stranger: the pinkberry never shutted up. you know?

ROOFLL. oh dear some crazy people

i will try this maybe tomorow :3

now what type of person shall i be~

[Guest *Binnie]

You: HI YOU THERE HEY

Stranger: What bands do you like?

Stranger: Don't be a kool-aidgot.

Stranger: What bands do yuou like?

You: rubber bands

Stranger: Hurr hurr.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Guest Miss.Understood]

LOL THIS IS HILARIOUS

Please excuse my foul langauge, it was just for laughs. haha.

You: i from korea

Stranger: ismo?

You: who da hell

Stranger:

You: wrong number

Stranger: he's not from hell

Stranger: no it's not

You: wrong numba

You: i from da korea

Stranger: no!

Stranger: lie

You: i from korea

Stranger: ismo?

You: john tesh youa

Stranger: ismooooo

Stranger:

You: no englaz

Stranger: i don't wanna john tesh

Stranger: i'm not horny

Stranger: 8D

You: me, understand, no

Stranger: bad thing

Stranger: ismo!

You: wrong person

Stranger: laitela?

You: you're not my soulmate

You: byebye

edit... getting kind of old now...

Stranger: hi

You: are you the love of my life?

Stranger: idont know

Stranger: hi

You: do you love turtles

Stranger: no u?

You: konichiwa i from japan

You: oh...

You: wrong person

You: you're not my soulmate

You: goodbye

You: forever

[Guest xAatiix]

Omg I loved this thing!

I had like about 10 people. Half of them swore at me. One guy called me a 'female dog' and the others wouldn't talk to me! This is my fav one tho!

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: heyyy!

Stranger: how r u

Stranger: and ur asl

You: im okay thankyu

You: how are yu?

Stranger: fine too, thanks

You: asl?

Stranger: ur asl

You: what is this asl yu talk about?

Stranger: age sex and location

You: yes i have an age

You: sex no no noo too young

You: location? mars

Stranger: by sex it means you are male or female

You: a bit of both

Stranger: me from saturn

You: o_O

You: awesome!

Stranger: yeah

You: we're kinda like enighbours!

You: *neighbours

Stranger: yeah ofcourse

You: lol#

Stranger: but atleast i have a gender that is male

You: yur asl?

You: really?

Stranger: age, yes i have an age

Stranger: sex, yes, i have a sex

You: yu see us marsainians do not believe in male/females

Stranger: and location, anywhere you like me too

You: we are all equal

You: kool!

You: i like yur asl#

You: do yu have a name?

Stranger: may be

You: interesting

You: do yu like spaghetti?

Stranger: no sorry, english only

You: ah

You: fish and chips?

Stranger: well i like spaghetti a little

Stranger: and i like fish and chips too

You: lol

You: awesome

Stranger:

You: so wassup then?

Stranger: nothing, everything is down

Stranger: u say

You: bored

You: thats why i'm on this

Stranger: why

Stranger: why bored

You: nothing to do

You: ENTERTAIN ME

Stranger: how?

You: iono

You: sing me a song

Stranger: no sorry

Stranger: i dont know

You: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

You: dude yu gotta sing me a song!

You: sing...twinkle twinkle little star

You: thenj i'll sing yu

You: a song

You: helloooooooooooooooooooo

Stranger: how i wonder what u are

You: yayyyyyyy!

You: i like yu now!

You: anyways, im going to go

You: nice meeting yu!

Stranger: where

You: yu shud drop by mars sometimes!

You: byeeeee!

[Guest Tselberry]

HAHAH I talked to my stranger about twilight!

dude me tooo! XD