Guest iEatBanhBao Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 The first person didn't like me... or so I think, well here's my conversation: Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: Hey (: Stranger: hey You: I'm May, What's your name? Stranger: MyaYou: oh. You: That's awesome! it's kind of like mine but like... y and a switched You: ^^Stranger: yep You: Where are you from? Stranger: finland and you?You: Korea (: You: What's up? Stranger: oo nice how much is time in there?You: I don't know You: o.o You: I'm not in Korea right now, You: I'm in Florida. Stranger: aah ok You: lol. You: How old are you? Stranger: 22 and you?You: 15Stranger: im old You: aww, nahh. You: Do you have any kids You: o.o Stranger: nooYou: oh. Stranger: not that old You: Do you like being single? You: oh LOL Stranger: yepYou: I see. You: So, no offense, but are you a computer or a human? You: o.o You: I'm just curious. Stranger: Computer whaat Stranger: im real You: Ohh, You: So are you gonna do anything during the day? Stranger: well its almoust midnight in finland so i should get to sleep soonYou: oh, You: well it's nice meeting you (: You: ...well tlaking acutally. Stranger: yes you too You: Goodnight then (: Stranger: goodnight! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xXsmilesXx Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: bonjour Stranger: from?age Stranger: france? Stranger: nice Stranger: bonjour You: u first You: lol no Stranger: 18 Stranger: and you? You: 16 You: f or m Stranger: men Stranger: and you? You: nice You: F Stranger: owww... You: um ok.... Stranger: do you have orkut? You: ..orkut? Stranger: yes Stranger: MSN? You: what is that? Stranger: a virtual profile You: oh who calls it orkut You: yes i have msn Stranger: web cam? Stranger: i have too You: why u perv Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: hahahhah You: lol You: jk Stranger: only to met you You: um You: myspaceZ? You: *myspace? Stranger: no...orkut is the same of my space Stranger: but is of google.com You: oh so it like a myspace and face book You: nope dont have that You: where u from? Stranger: brasil You: no way u lie Stranger: what? Stranger: i lie? You: thats not even how u spell brazil You: yes u lie Stranger: ok Stranger: BRAZIL Stranger: ZIL You: lol You: um everybody is from brazil Stranger: YES HAHHAHA Stranger: ADD ME?IN MSN You: whats ur email Stranger: VICTORMMEIRELES@HOTMAIL.COM You: um okay You: question do u watch dateline? Stranger: no You: um well You: do u know who chris hanson is? Stranger: no Stranger: sorry You: well u well soon You: hahha mutha essol You: stop being a perv Stranger: hahaaha Stranger: add me? You: don't let me catch u!!! Stranger: hahhaah You: ur gonna learn a leasson Stranger: whats yours email? You: you don't quit huh? You: hahah You: i c u You: what kind of sick perv are u? Stranger: i dont know what did you said You: hahaha Stranger: im not a perv You: yes u is Stranger: ok You: ur gonna be on tv... You: look forward to that You have disconnected. lol this is fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kute_me_not Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hello! You: Are you a robot or are you human? Stranger: how do you do ? You: Fine, you? Stranger: that's a question I'm asking every day : "Am I a robot or a human ?" Stranger: sometime I think I can answer "human", but mainly I'm an animal ;p You: Ooh~ Which animal? Stranger: and you ? Are you an alien ? Stranger: a human looking animal You: Yesh! You: I'm from Pluto You: XD Stranger: Great ! I always wished to meet a plutonian Stranger: Not to cold ? You: Nope! Pluto is actually hot You: haha Stranger: ooooh !!! Your conversational partner has disconnected. This is very amusing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest x_dae dreamer Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 hehe Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: pikachu Stranger: hey You: im pikachu Stranger: wicked Stranger: i am the fat one You: okay Stranger: that sleeps on you Stranger: and forgets its own name Stranger: i once stomped pikachu in the stomach You: snorelax? You: lol Stranger: i hope you're feeling better now Stranger: yeah that one Stranger: nice to meet you You: nice to meet you snorelax Stranger: i try to keep that darn boy to put me in his balls because they're not at all comfortable Stranger: but he has got you hooked i know Stranger: i saw it on tv Stranger: and the tv never lies You: yup the tv never lies Stranger: it never listens to me though You: because the computers will take over the world Stranger: i scream at that stupid woman to NOT GO INTO THE BASEMENT Stranger: but yet she goes You: and ur tv doesnt like u too You: thats why it doesnt listen to you Stranger: that's why i threw it out the window Stranger: WHO'S LAUGHING NOW Stranger: i told it You: omg the tv is laughing now? You: its ploting agaisnt you snorelax! Stranger: it did but i farted on its face Stranger: and then it finally left off Stranger: they all are You: next thing you know all the tvs in the world will be in your room You: and kill you! Stranger: that is what frightens me the most Stranger: i dream of it every night Stranger: i already have 3 locks on the door Stranger: but i am afraid because my old tv once stole my keys You: poor snorelax maybe you should stay in you pokeball Stranger: but i can't sleep in those things Stranger: they hurt my back Stranger: so im john teshed either way You: but then the tvs will eat you up! Stranger: cant you haunt the tvs down and kill them? Stranger: you are the mighty pikachu Stranger: there's so many of you You: oh thats true~! You: i can save you snorelax =D Stranger: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee y!! You: whooooooooooohooooooooooooooooo~! Stranger: i am so happy you have omegle in your pokeball pikachu! Stranger: finally i can have a good nights sleep again Stranger: without worrying about the f**King tvs You: yup~! Stranger: now i am gonna go pee. bye pikachu, thanks for being there for me1 ================ Stranger: DO I DAZZLE YOU? You: yes You: you're veru SHINNNEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Stranger: YOU'RE THE FIRST ONE You: *very Stranger: BE HAPPY You: YAYYYYYY!! Stranger: I AM! You: WE'RE AWESOME You: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Stranger: BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU...YOU SHOULDN'T BE MY FRIEND You: why not? You: TT___TT Stranger: I'M A HUNTER Stranger: I'M A VAMPIRE You: what do you hunt? Stranger: ARE YOU SCARED? Stranger: ANIMALS You: no im not scared You: because im not an animal Stranger: WELL YOU SHOULD BE 'CAUSE I MIGHT LOSE MY CONTROL AND I MIGHT KILL YOU You: WAHH!! Stranger: YES You: YOU'RE THE ONLY FRIEND THAT I GOT! You: D= Stranger: OHH! You: YEAHHH! D= Stranger: I HAVE BELLA SHE'S MY FRIEND Stranger: I LOVE HER You: BELLA WHO? Stranger: BUT I MIGHT KILL HER Stranger: BELLA THE LOVE OF MY LIFE You: OMG ARE YOU EDWARD CULLEN?! You: .... You: I HATE YOU! Stranger: YES! Stranger: NOO! You: YES! Stranger: YOU CAN'T HATE ME! NO ONE HATES ME You: WE...THEN IM THE FIRST ONE TO HATE YOU! You: BECAUSE I HATE VAMPIRES Stranger: FAN GIRLS LOVE ME You: THEN THE FANGIRLS SHOULD DIE Stranger: OHH HOW COULD YOU? I'M SO HOT You: IM AN ANTI FAN Stranger: EVERYBODY LOVES ME Stranger: I'M SEXY Stranger: :OOO You: NO YOURE NOT You: MY POKEMON PIKACHU IS HOT Stranger: YES I AM. I'M A VAMPIRE A HOT VAMPIRE Stranger: OHH THAT pinkberry GOR NOTHING I GOT Stranger: *GOT You: NOT UH JAEJOONG IS A HOT VAMPIRE Stranger: AND HHE'S YELLOW YUCK You: NOT UH!! You: JAEJOONG IS HOT!!! Stranger: YES! You: NO!!!! Stranger: NO HE ISN'T Stranger: I AM! Stranger: THE HOTTEST! Stranger: GREATEST You: YES HES HOT You: YOU ARE NOT Stranger: NOOOOOO HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME= Stranger: ? You: I DONT LOVE YOU !! Stranger: DON'T DESTROY ME Stranger: !! Stranger: PLEASE! Stranger: YOU HAVE TO LOVE ME! OR I WILL DIE! You: GOO DIE!!! Stranger: GOOD BYE MY LOVER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taae Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Stranger: EH MARIO You: what luigi Stranger: WHERE'S LUIGI ??? You: u are luigi Stranger: OH SORRY ME DUMB Stranger: i'm luigi i forgot Stranger: how are u mario ? You: have u kidnap princess Stranger: no no evil maniak did You: im SUPER MARIO Stranger: mario we have to save the princess You: no You: she is cheating on me with evil maniak You: let her go >.< , she is cheating on you too Connection imploded. noo >..< .. i hate when it imploded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rexophilius Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 I actually had a really cool, normal conversation with a dude from Brazil yesterday, but then Firefox crashed. Poop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kikyo Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Hahahahaha Stranger: Hey there You: heeeeyyyyyyyyy You: whats up stranger! Stranger: Where u from$ You: I'm your neighbor Stranger: Lol Stranger: Ok Stranger: So r u a guy You: Big burly guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oohdi Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 people who say they are from brazil is probably lying haha its coming off as a joke to me now. because im saying it too LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rexophilius Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 You: hello Stranger: doosh You: did you mean richard simmons? Stranger: no i meant doosh You: okay You: uh...what's up? Stranger: i just call you a vaginal cleanser and you totally disregard it!!!!!?????? Stranger: > You: um that's spelled richard simmons You: good job Stranger: im not saying doosh-ay i am saying doosh get it right foreign crap!! Some of these people are funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest audacity Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 haha i kind of used the line from the first page, but here goes : Stranger: hi! You: i'm a professional spatula catcher. You: can i borrow one to throw ? Stranger: Sure you can! You: what is your profession? Stranger: Me? Stranger: I'm a spatula maker. You: okay. You: what are you? Stranger: an squirrel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Marybaby Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 You: talk damnit Stranger: ......……_„-,-~''~''':::'':::':::::''::::''~-,~„ ................._,-'':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::''-„ ..………..,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::| ………,-'::::::::::::„:„„-~-~--'~-'~--~-~--~--~„:,' ……..,'::::::::::,~'': : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : '-| ……..|::::::::,-': : : : : : : : - -~''''¯¯''-„: : : : : :.. .……..|::::::::|: : : : : : : : : _„„--~'''''~-„: : : : : '| .……..'|:::::::,': : : : : : :_„„-: : : : : : : : ~--„_: |' ………|::::::|: : : „--~~'''~~''''''''-„…_..„~''''''''''''¯¯|¯", ………|:::::,':_„„-|: : :_„---~: : :|''¯¯''''|: ~---„_: |¯¯| ……..,~-,_/'': : : |: _ o__): : |: : : :|_o__): .... | ……../,'-,: : : : : ''-,_______,-'': : : : ''-„______..-' ……....: :|: : : : : : : : : : : : : :„: : : : :-,: : : : : :.. ………',:': : : : : : : : : : : : :,-'__: : : :_',: : : : ,' ……….'-,-': : : : : :___„-: : :'': : ¯''~~'': ': : ~--|' .................|: ,: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :| ………….'|: ..: : : : : : : : -,„_„„-~~--~--„_: : : | - I tell you hwhat. You just lost the game …………..|: ..: : : : : : : : : : : :-------~: : : : : | …………..|: :''-,: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :| …………..',: : :''-, : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : ,' ……………| : : : : : : : : :_ : : : : : : : : : : ,-' ……………|: : : : : : : : : : '''~----------~'': :,' ................._|: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :| ……….„-''.. '-,_: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : ,' Your conversational partner has disconnected. i didnt even know i was playing a game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest audacity Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 hahahaaa i was being really queer and trying to freak out people before freaking me out xDD : You: i'm bella swan You: i'm in love with a vampire You: that's going to kill me Stranger: oh , You: but i love him for no reason You: cause i'm stupid You: on the weekends i'm mario Stranger: he doesn't want to kill you Stranger: he really loves you You: and i have to save princess peach Stranger: i have just see that movie You: my biffle is yoshi on the weekends Stranger: you ' re funny You: i am You: i'm also a professional umbrella thrower You: my record is 120948235293423048 billion millimeters Stranger: oh ,come on.where are you You: i'm in forks Stranger: your speed is too fast You: what speed You: i'm cool You: i'm in forks washington Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lemon_ice Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 haha this is so fun actually talkign to some guy and got his real name checked it up on fb and the location and everything he told me was true crazyyy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AznMonkee Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 this is my convo lol, lastef 5 second haha Stranger: gay cyber sex? You: no Your conversational partner has disconnected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest .flyhigh Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 XD Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: asl? You: 13 female australia. you? Your conversational partner has disconnected um..I dont think he'd like to go to jail as a pedo xD LOL damn this is fun xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest strawberrylove Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Stranger: well, i killed my children. Stranger: and my wife. Stranger: the pinkberry never shutted up. you know? ROOFLL. oh dear some crazy people i will try this maybe tomorow :3 now what type of person shall i be~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest *Binnie Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 You: HI YOU THERE HEY Stranger: What bands do you like? Stranger: Don't be a kool-aidgot. Stranger: What bands do yuou like? You: rubber bands Stranger: Hurr hurr. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Miss.Understood Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 LOL THIS IS HILARIOUS Please excuse my foul langauge, it was just for laughs. haha. You: i from korea Stranger: ismo? You: who da hell Stranger: You: wrong number Stranger: he's not from hell Stranger: no it's not You: wrong numba You: i from da korea Stranger: no! Stranger: lie You: i from korea Stranger: ismo? You: john tesh youa Stranger: ismooooo Stranger: You: no englaz Stranger: i don't wanna john tesh Stranger: i'm not horny Stranger: 8D You: me, understand, no Stranger: bad thing Stranger: ismo! You: wrong person Stranger: laitela? You: you're not my soulmate You: byebye edit... getting kind of old now... Stranger: hi You: are you the love of my life? Stranger: idont know Stranger: hi You: do you love turtles Stranger: no u? You: konichiwa i from japan You: oh... You: wrong person You: you're not my soulmate You: goodbye You: forever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xAatiix Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Omg I loved this thing! I had like about 10 people. Half of them swore at me. One guy called me a 'female dog' and the others wouldn't talk to me! This is my fav one tho! Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: heyyy! Stranger: how r u Stranger: and ur asl You: im okay thankyu You: how are yu? Stranger: fine too, thanks You: asl? Stranger: ur asl You: what is this asl yu talk about? Stranger: age sex and location You: yes i have an age You: sex no no noo too young You: location? mars Stranger: by sex it means you are male or female You: a bit of both Stranger: me from saturn You: o_O You: awesome! Stranger: yeah You: we're kinda like enighbours! You: *neighbours Stranger: yeah ofcourse You: lol# Stranger: but atleast i have a gender that is male You: yur asl? You: really? Stranger: age, yes i have an age Stranger: sex, yes, i have a sex You: yu see us marsainians do not believe in male/females Stranger: and location, anywhere you like me too You: we are all equal You: kool! You: i like yur asl# You: do yu have a name? Stranger: may be You: interesting You: do yu like spaghetti? Stranger: no sorry, english only You: ah You: fish and chips? Stranger: well i like spaghetti a little Stranger: and i like fish and chips too You: lol You: awesome Stranger: You: so wassup then? Stranger: nothing, everything is down Stranger: u say You: bored You: thats why i'm on this Stranger: why Stranger: why bored You: nothing to do You: ENTERTAIN ME Stranger: how? You: iono You: sing me a song Stranger: no sorry Stranger: i dont know You: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy You: dude yu gotta sing me a song! You: sing...twinkle twinkle little star You: thenj i'll sing yu You: a song You: helloooooooooooooooooooo Stranger: how i wonder what u are You: yayyyyyyy! You: i like yu now! You: anyways, im going to go You: nice meeting yu! Stranger: where You: yu shud drop by mars sometimes! You: byeeeee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tselberry Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 HAHAH I talked to my stranger about twilight! dude me tooo! XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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