Guest TheAsianLady Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 i didnt like this person. I got offensive and started giving him attitude, if you could call it that. ____________________________________________________ You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: sup Stranger: n****** say sup You: racists says n****** Stranger: very ture Stranger: true You: oh Stranger: where you from? You: and you must be happening to call my best friend a n***** You: butttt You: hes actually american You: You: shocker! Stranger: feels good man You: are you high? Stranger: high on life, and fingering my anus too You: oh You: so youre a pedophile You: ahhh gotcha Stranger: i'm in califorrnia You: and your point is? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikamoui Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 LAWL. wtf D: You: Allo! Stranger: Oh john tesh no then he disconnected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughable Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Stranger: moo You: uh hi Stranger: moo moo You: oink stranger disconnected right after. LOL. This is fake...right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BootyFulMeh Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Stranger: hi You: im bored You: and hi Stranger: stop pinkberrying and do something fun You: i can't.... Stranger: like jump out the nearest window You: ur soo mean... You: gosh go john tesh yourself Stranger: thats rude You: stupid john teshing rainbow... Stranger: i dont have a rainbow Stranger: \ You: you're rude Stranger: you called me a rainbow! You: telling me to jump out the nearest window Stranger: you said you were bored You: i was... Stranger: was You: still is Stranger: you is bored You: yes..but you're chattin with me You: so i'm still kinda bored Stranger: how was your day You: okay.... You: yours? Stranger: i launched some model rockets You: sound fun.. Stranger: do you always type like this... You: no...just today You: cause its raining Stranger: where do you live You: some where far away from you... You: why? Stranger: how do you know that Stranger: i could be down the street You: yea right You: i know cause you're a stranger Stranger: youre a stranger Stranger: im you You: no im me not you Stranger: nonsense Stranger: im me You: you're stranger 1 and i'm stanger 2 You: haha You: stranger* Stranger: my mom told me not to talk to stangers You: mine did too and here i am talking to u Stranger: im going to get grounded when my mom finds out You: MAUAHAHA SUCKS FOR YOU Stranger: she caught me talking to an old man at the park once Stranger: and i didnt leave the house for months You: omg wtf You: YOU'RE SICK Stranger: well my mom loves me You: o well You: you sure she loves you You: ? Stranger: yea she once touched me in my special parts You: okay.... Stranger: that is love You: do you always talk like this? Stranger: like what You: no that ain't You: you know what Stranger: just because i was homeschooled and talk funny doesnt mean you can make fun of me You: who said i was making fun of you? Stranger: you said i talk like "that" You: you ask me the same DAMN question Stranger: when You: like a long long time ago Stranger: liar Stranger: first you call me a rainbow then you lie to my face You: you're the liar You: hahhahaha You: fine sorry You: you're not a rainbow You: and i did not lie Stranger: thank you You: so wat are you then if you are not a rainbow You: ? Stranger: an bubble gum You: really? You: how nice Stranger: yea poop slides across my face everyday Stranger: i dont like it You: i bet u like it.. You: stupid rainbow Stranger: my mom says its good for me You: YOUR MOM LIED Stranger: TAKE THAT BACK You: NOOO Stranger: dont make me come to your house and beat you up Stranger: i will You: I DARE YOU, rainbow! Stranger: I"M WALKING OUT THE DOOR RIGHT NOW "it" left after sayin that....haha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crispy Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: HAI * 10 minutes elapse. * Stranger: HAI Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey Stranger: whats goin on? * 5 minutes elapse. * Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi! * 5 minutes elapse. * Stranger: would you shut the john tesh up for one second?! Stranger: god! Stranger: you talk too much Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! * 3 minutes elapse. * Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: It is happenig. * 5 minutes elapse. * Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Hello. I am very shy. Stranger: me to Stranger: asl? * 10 minutes elapse. * Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: did u get some You: Hello. My name is Jeremy Mendez. I am 37 years old. I work as a computer analyst and network technician. I have not missed a day of work since February 11th, 1997. I live in Arkansas; I went to high school in the Texarkana school district. I enjoy meeting new people and foot massages. I am currently single; my ex-wife, Heather Guidry, divorced me on April 27th, 2005. My ex-wife is a professor at the state university. I have a rare form of eczema, in which my skin is susceptible to rashes after any form of love-making or sexual activity. I have a German Sheperd named Conquistador. I own nine DVD movies. Speaking of second cousins, I have one named Phil Thomas. He enjoys pornography. Eating popcorn is a talent of mine. I do not believe in bathroom amenities, such as floss and toilet paper. My aunt sexually molested me on July 3rd, 1981. It is nice to meet you. Stranger: ? Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello random person. You: Hello. My name is Jeremy Mendez. I am 37 years old. I work as a computer analyst and network technician. I have not missed a day of work since February 11th, 1997. I live in Arkansas; I went to high school in the Texarkana school district. I enjoy meeting new people and foot massages. I am currently single; my ex-wife, Heather Guidry, divorced me on April 27th, 2005. My ex-wife is a professor at the state university. I have a rare form of eczema, in which my skin is susceptible to rashes after any form of love-making or sexual activity. I have a German Sheperd named Conquistador. I own nine DVD movies. Speaking of second cousins, I have one named Phil Thomas. He enjoys pornography. Eating popcorn is a talent of mine. I do not believe in bathroom amenities, such as floss and toilet paper. My aunt sexually molested me on July 3rd, 1981. It is nice to meet you. Stranger: Neat. Stranger: My name is Fred. My life is OF NO CONCERN TO YOU. You: Hello, Fred. You: My name is Jeremy Mendez. You: I am 37 years old. You: I work as a computer analyst and network technician. You: I have not missed a day of work since February 11th, 1997. You: I live in Arkansas; I went to high school in the Texarkana school district. You: I enjoy meeting new people and foot massages. You: I am currently single; my ex-wife, Heather Guidry, divorced me on April 27th, 2005. You: My ex-wife is a professor at the state university. You: I have a rare form of eczema, in which my skin is susceptible to rashes after any form of love-making or sexual activity. You: I have a German Sheperd named Conquistador. You: I own nine DVD movies. Connection imploded. Kiss my richard simmons, Comcast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest faithpuppy Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 ^LMAO! oh gosh your convos are hilarious xD must've scared them =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 0oyokisuo0 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 You: wuuuduuupppp Stranger: pullupwu You: hows life Stranger: did someone move the letters on ya keyboard? Stranger: good hey hows yours You: maybe Stranger: off to the bush tomorrow - work ya know Stranger: boy or girl? You: guess Stranger: 45 yo pedo? You: HAHAHAHA You: oh yeaaa totallyyyyy Stranger: OK, 44? You: im not even half of that You: but okay you can say im 60 Stranger: oh yeah that's right, us grannies dont do the 'net Stranger: me 86 You: niiiice Stranger: so you a 21 yo nice strong boy hey? Stranger: goota go, boss comn LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest silverchainsaw Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: if you were a girl Stranger: would you let me b*** you? You: im a dude You: too bad Stranger: i said Stranger: if you were a chick You: but im not Stranger: yes Stranger: thats where the IF comes in You: i dont believe in the word 'IF' Stranger: why not? You: coz its useless Stranger: okay you know what Stranger: [i rather not paste the image lol] You: thats ugly lol that was funny.and im a girl XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest .liDo`Silva`Wun. Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: HAIL GODS OF WAR Stranger: LET THE BATTLE BEGIN Stranger: WITH SWORDS IN THE WIND Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. LOL. -- Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: whats up sweety? Stranger: You: er i'm a guy Stranger: damn Stranger: just hoping Stranger: bye You: wanna have some fun ' Your conversational partner has disconnected. hahaha. poor guy. im a girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MyLovelyBlondie Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I had very much fun, actually. The two first were idiots (to say it in a nice way.) Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello Stranger: hi You: Male or female? Stranger: male u? You: Female You: Age? Stranger: 19 Stranger: u/ Stranger: ? You: 17 You: Name? Stranger: Xavier Stranger: u? You: Christina You: Country? Stranger: usa Stranger: miami Stranger: u? You: California You: USA You: What do you like to do on your freetime? Stranger: cool Stranger: write music, videogames, hang out Stranger: u? You: Read, shopping. You: Of course. Stranger: lol Stranger: u got a myspace Stranger: ? You: No. You: I dont go there. You: What music do you like= You: ? Stranger: hip hop, some rock You: I like hard rock You: and RnB Stranger: mostly hip hop Stranger: fave band? You: I think... You: Breaking Benjamin You: What about you? Stranger: i have alot You: Like Stranger: Incubus is up there though You: Never heard of it. Stranger: im pretty sure u have Stranger: everyone has heard of Incubus You: Not me You: I guess im not everyone Stranger: =O You: I know You: Have you heard of DBSK? Stranger: Stranger: great song You: Okay You: Just wait Stranger: yeah You: It sounds good You: Stranger: =D Stranger: lol You: What are you listening to now? Stranger: the tv next to me lol Stranger: u? You: Song? You: I am listening to "Eat You Up" - Boa (pumashock's "twilight" remix) You: Stranger: holy mini cooper she sounds like christina aguilera You: Is that a compliment? Stranger: yeah i guess You: But anyway, the song is actually from Boa You: Have you heard of her? Stranger: nope You: Well, she is korean and has had a english album. You: Eat You Up is my favorite song from it. Stranger: nice You: Yeah You: I guess. You: Well, what other music do you like? Stranger: like i said hip hop but underground hip hop You: Okay You: Do you like Flo Rida? Stranger: ewww no Stranger: lol You: Why not? You: He sings hip hop. Stranger: i think his lyrics are terrible You: Okay Stranger: they have no depth or meaning You: True Stranger: just booty shaking music You: Some songs are very bad because it is all about money and women and cars. Stranger: its like what he makes into a money making song You: Tru You: True Stranger: take about 5 mins and no talent to write You: True Stranger: thats whats wrong with the hip hop culture =/ You: I know! Stranger: its like a fashion show not an art You: I know You: I like art. Stranger: i like that u get what i mean =) You: Me too Stranger: ur pretty cool You: Thank you. You: So are you. Stranger: thx =) You: Okay, what do we talk about now? Stranger: i have no idea o_o Stranger: i guess ask me something and ill answer? You: Okay You: Uhm... You: Have you heard of DBSK? Stranger: nope what is that? You: A korean group Stranger: rock? You: They have the BIGGEST official fanclub with over 800 000 members. You: And they are a k-pop group. You: Plus they are the most photographed celebrities. Stranger: o wow You: Can you believe that? You: They are more photographed then Britney Spears or Madonna. Stranger: damn You: I know. Stranger: lemme google em You: Oki Stranger: so its like boy band You: Kinda You: Just with a more older audience. You: My favorite is Changmin (the youngest)! Stranger: lol You: I know. You: He is only 4 years older then me. Stranger: only foreign band even close to them is Stranger: Girugamesh Stranger: and theyre j-rock You: J-rock? Stranger: japanese rock You: I think that j-rock groups are SO cool! Stranger: i think theyre hair is badass You: They look cool. Stranger: like honestly all emo/scene kids jacked theyre style You: Yeah. Stranger: look good so i cant blame em' You: Me neither. Stranger: so u into anime? You: A little. You: I used to read Ranma You: And I have read a little Rave Stranger: thats cool You: What have you read? Stranger: hardly any manga's mostly graphic novels and comic books You: Okay Stranger: yeah You: A guy in my class loves japan, so he reads manga and draws anime. You: He is very good. Stranger: is it 5am over there? You: Yeah. Stranger: whats keeping u up? You: I dont know. Stranger: lol You: I just dont feel tired. Stranger: no school? You: No. You: A day off. Stranger: awesome You: I know. Stranger: wats ur nationality? You: What do you mean? Stranger: where were u or ur parents born? You: My parents actually come from Korea, so I am actually korean. You: But I was born in USA. You: What about u? Stranger: i was born in Cali actually You: Okay Stranger: but my parents are from Nicaragua You: Never heard of it. Stranger: yeah i bet lol You: Stranger: =) You: So... You: What is your favorite subject? Stranger: it was and probably still is science You: Mine is english. Stranger: i like english too Stranger: math is death though You: You: I also like science though. Stranger: =) awesome You: I know. You: I am very fascinated by mythology too. Stranger: greek? You: Yeah. You: And norwegian, egyptian and all others, actually. Stranger: egyptian sounds awesome You: I know You: It is. Stranger: like it talks about Osiris? Stranger: and Ra You: I have heard about Ra. Stranger: Osiris is the god of the dead You: Cool. You: It is very fun talking to you. Stranger: yeah Stranger: THANK YOU! Stranger: =) Stranger: same to u You: Where did you hear about Omegle? Stranger: some site there You: I heard about it on Soompi Stranger: 4chan Stranger: for me You: Cool Stranger: how many a$$holes have u met on this site? You: A couple You: What about you? Stranger: same but theyre fun to mess with You: True Stranger: u just play along and they eventually get board You: Yeah You: Or try acting like a robot. You: It pisses them off. Stranger: lol Stranger: like how:? You: Well, you just say things like: I dont understand. I agree. You: And stuff. Stranger: ooo ok Stranger: yeah ive spoken to those You: You have to have big letter in the front and a dot in the end. Stranger: o You: Try me now. Stranger: how? Stranger: example You: Just... try acting like a robot. Stranger: ok Stranger: say something You: What are you doing? Stranger: Hmm. Doing. Thats Interesting. You: Great! You: You are learning. Stranger: lol Stranger: thanks Stranger: teacher You: Your welcome, student. Stranger: =D You: So... Stranger: so... You: You ask me a question, and I`ll answer it. Stranger: WHY ARE U NOT HUMAN? You: Because I Don`t Fancy Humans. Stranger: lo Stranger: l You: l You: o You: l Stranger: just like one You: Good Stranger: like Smarter Child Stranger: its an aim bot You: I think it`s very annoying. You: Not to be rude. You: Have you heard of Spleak? Stranger: yeah You: What do you think about her? Stranger: meh You: I know. Stranger: so do u have aim Stranger: ? You: No You: Stranger: damn that sux You: Yeah... Stranger: cuz i have to go Stranger: =/ You: Bye then! You: See you later Stranger: goodbye You: ...maybe... You: Farewell You: Just kidding. Stranger: it was awesome talking to u You: U too You: Bye! Stranger: bye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MyLovelyBlondie Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Stranger: wanna come over You: sure, give me the directions. Stranger: north Stranger: i have candy You: you gotta be more specific than that. You: i prefer chocolate. Stranger: it's always about what YOU want isnt it? Stranger: this is why it would never work between us Your conversational partner has disconnected. That was hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest .liDo`Silva`Wun. Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 --- Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: who took the cookie from the cookie jar? You: me You: i'm sorry Stranger: I KNEW IT WAS YOU, STRANGER You: *starts crying* Stranger: how could you? You: ..it looked so yummyy You: i couldnt resist! Stranger: > Stranger: the cookie was for me! Stranger: my mom made it for me You: i'll make u a MASSSIVE COOKIE! Stranger: sounds good Stranger: when can i have it? You: okayy. i make u one You: uhmmm. Stranger: thank you, stranger You: now? i can make one now. You: what would you like in it? Stranger: chocolate Stranger: You: nuts? Stranger: also okay You: okayyy Stranger: is it finished yet? You: yes! Stranger: yeeha Stranger: ill share it with you, because you were so nice to me, stranger You: (^-^) <--- there. i made a happy face with icing Stranger: wow nice Stranger: (^- <-- here your part of the cookie Stranger: ^) <--my part *nomnomnom* Stranger: thank you so much, stranger You: hahaha *nomononnon* You: Stranger: i got to go now Stranger: see you You: okayy bye bye! Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. this one my most fav one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest .liDo`Silva`Wun. Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: password You: username You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest starbleedsaway Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Stranger: Hello You: hello You: greetings stranger Stranger: Where are you from You: from a farrrrr away land You: atlantis You: you? Stranger: finland You: ever heard of atlantis You: nice Stranger: yes I have You: any fins there Stranger: no You: heaps of fins in atlantis here Stranger: great You: cause it's in the ocean and stuff Stranger: in the bottom of ocean You: i take it you're not fond of atlantis You: yeah Stranger: it sunk there You: oh you get used to it Stranger: ok You: sometimes you want to use toilet paper but the toilet paper is all wet and you think "i hate atlantis" You: but its ok, you have bad days and good days Stranger: yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seafood Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Stranger: lepra? You: ALIENN ATTACK Your conversational partner has disconnected. lol i actually talk to some , & some was quiet normal while the rest was totally weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DarkWaltz Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Stranger: m You: HELLO Stranger: HI You: CAPS LOCK FOR CRUISE CONTROL Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: potato skins? You: cout << "i dont get it"; Stranger: yes Stranger: well, good times Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hey You: 0101101 01001 010 1 1 01 101 110011101! Stranger: lol Stranger: what are you da vinci or something? You: 0101100.... 010101 0101? Your conversational partner has disconnected. lol, just felt like messing around. i've had some normal convos too but i won't post them up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest honeyboo. Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Mine are so strange O______O 001 Stranger: I love chocolate Stranger: I love chocolate Stranger: I love chocolate Stranger: I love chocolate Stranger: I love chocolate Stranger: I love chocolate Stranger: I love chocolate Stranger: I love chocolate Stranger: I love chocolateI love chocolate Stranger: I love chocolate Stranger: I love chocolate Stranger: I love chocolate Stranger: I love chocolate Stranger: I love chocolate Stranger: I love chocolate Stranger: I love chocolate Stranger: I love chocolate Stranger: I love chocolate Stranger: I love chocolate Stranger: I love chocolate Stranger: I love chocolate Stranger: I love chocolate Stranger: I love chocolate Stranger: I love chocolate Stranger: I love chocolate Stranger: I love chocolate Stranger: I love chocolate Stranger: I love chocolate Your conversational partner has disconnected. 002 Stranger: GAMELUX OP JE BEELDSKIRM Stranger: duurt te lang Stranger: volgende Your conversational partner has disconnected. ^ i didn't even get to say hi and they signed off, LMAO. & the 2nd one is just ... mentally retarded, dont cha think? 003 Stranger: hi, i'd like to tell you a story You: go on You: it's my bedtime ! You: ^^ You: LOL Stranger: I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air Stranger: In West Philadelfia born and raised Stranger: On the playground where I spent most of my days Stranger: Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool Stranger: And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school Stranger: When a couple of guys said "we're up in no good" Stranger: Started making trouble in my neighbourhood Stranger: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared Stranger: And said "you're moving with your aunt and uncle in Bel-Air" Stranger: (I begged and pleaded with her the other day Stranger: But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way Stranger: She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket Stranger: I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it Stranger: First class, yo this is bad, Stranger: Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass Stranger: Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like, Stranger: Hmm this might be alright!) Stranger: I whistled for a cab and when it came near the Stranger: License plate said "Fresh" and had a dice in the mirror Stranger: If anything I could say that this cab was rare Stranger: But I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel-Air Stranger: I pulled up to a house about seven or eight Stranger: And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, home smell you later" Stranger: Looked at my kingdom I was finally there Stranger: To settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air Stranger: nice story don't you think? You: whee you're a prince now ! Your conversational partner has disconnected. & I decided to be retarded too, LOL XD 004 Stranger: hi You: eugygheruyetwert You: omgomgomgomgomg ! Stranger: älvsdgbs Stranger: bsdokbfsme You: ‼█fhsgfdugfdgd ! You: DX Stranger: ♥♥ Stranger: ☺☻ You: hsdfgsdgeghdfsghfdsgdfss Your conversational partner has disconnected. =_________=; wow. theyneedalife =X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pinkxstrawberry Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: hi You: howdy doody Your conversational partner has disconnected. well my convo lasted long.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest x~Rin~x Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 yeah.... that was weird.... it's a great site to meet pedophiles... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spankthatFANY Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 k thats wired i was talkin to 45 man 11 year old boy and 2 other gay guys askin if i was gay and bi then another 1 ask in mexican if i wanna have s*x with him ill its soo nasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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