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CCxLemon

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  1. this is my best one ever.......

    Stranger: wanna help me fap?

    You: no

    You: you help me fap

    You: thats the way it goes

    Stranger: lers change things up. ill be patrick starr. you be kate winslet. chance meeting. go!

    You: baby lets go to the bedroom and take off those tight pants

    You: then lets go RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRARARARARARAA AND SEE THE COLORS OF THE RAINBOW

    Stranger: you dont know how tight these pants are. they are full of /b/rothers

    You: IM ARRIVINGGGGGGGGGGGG

    You have disconnected.

    some others, but not as good as the first one xD...

    Stranger: is it 2012 yet?

    You: no, its 2011 december 31

    Stranger: :D

    Stranger: awsome!

    You: ONE MO DAY AND WE ALL DIE

    Stranger: HEH!

    Stranger: YEAH!

    You: spend time with your family. go eat steak.

    Stranger: go eat sum pussie

    You: stop wasting time online on your last day. bye.

    You have disconnected.

    Stranger: Hey.

    You: This world is sad

    You: I'm going to kill myself

    Stranger: Tell me about iy.

    Stranger: it*

    Stranger: I'm not gunna stop ya.

    You: Thank you

    You: tell mama, papa, that i love them

    You: but I hate this world

    You: they've been kind to me

    Stranger: I can't do that.

    You: oh

    You: see

    You: i hate this world

    You: it's so unfair

    You: im going to hang myself

    You: dont look for me

    You: i love you too

    You have disconnected.

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