Tea2tu
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Exams to be over!
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Life.
Tomorrows biology exam.
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This year, buying 18th birthday gifts!
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The end is near although we netizens will laugh like hyenas. Mummies burn from flaming Xiah Junsu's hotness advancing towards spartans vomiting sparkles. However, Santa won't eat fries until Peewee Herman pee calculators onto ms. clause. McDonald's Sweet Tea tastes like tomatoes and slugs poop champagne diamonds through its mouth. Santa warped over boobies towards my chameleon hamburger. Falling, he takes ninjas with samurai girls into Yoshi's Island for a quick fart but suddenly Justin Bieber pulled out a kfc chicken and spit on Onew who licked Ronald Mcdonald on his shoe. "What the hamburgers, ran ran ruuuuu!!!!!" My porcupine dug holes in assumption then spit out a magical baby!" Hello Kitty ate a hotdog while trying someone's new netizen lollipop and using a Kamen Rider Transformation Belt,successfully murdered an iPhone. Meanwhile, scooby doo wanted to escape from the Joker lol, but snooki refused service, "hakuna mattata." Jack Sparrow's hairstylist glued 101 pieces of cucumber onto Ian Somerhalder's hairy back without mayonnaise. A creeper suddenly tears open the donut he was hiding in and jumps into Mordor across lolita aiming for the mad hatter'slarge hairy nipples and ugly nose for Dumbledoreeee! Life potions are like poison to our brains unless chocolate emerges from behind, giving life to sexual feelings. The situation reeks of polka dots creating an unknown dimension, which indicates that your mom wants it that way. The independent state of Alabama is under attack from flaming Q-tips launched by Chuck Norris on a seahorse. Fashion Police cultivate special herbs that prevent smelly forks from turning into spoons that infect humans with the zombie virus. Pocahontas threw octopuses because nifty bloggers molested unexpecting seahorses that are fed with viagra. Then Chuck Norris and Adolf Hitler faint together after dinner at midnight, while the women shop for unicorns and pencil shavings. Due to suspicious activity Sheldon Cooper decides to have coitus with Penny. Penny drank some mustard and accidentally on purpose insults cupcakes, which causes the Powerpuff Girls to cry uncontrollably, flooding the world! The zombies maliciously began surfing from saltwater, all sparkling. Rick Astley dances to Lucifer to impress soompiers in the hopes of pleasing his lord satan Satan, Satan SAID DANCE! His dance made all non-dancers eat MacBooks on ice. Justin Bieber is dancing with Charlie Sheen on top of Rebecca Black . Purple fingers bleeding clouds spring juicy baskets of strawberries and obese trolls. WTF Harry Potthead told me boogers are valuable to your health especially if fried. But Chin Ho Kelly rolls his eyes and says "MY MOMENT to seduce flying scares. Amoebas bring food to foaming because they are Justin Bieber's kissing duck lips that Voldemort drooled pina colata flavored tacos; Chuck Norris then queued behind Voldemort. Asteroids collided today, trampling everything plastic, wooden and
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It's so difficult.
I know what I what, but it's so difficult to maintain the motivation to keep going.
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I'm worth $1,857,330.
HAHA I wish!
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Onew - 24 (+)
Jonghyun - 25
Key - 24
Minho - 8 (-)
Taemin - 19
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Saint!
Your murder score is 293 points
You barely have a spine
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When the sales person is too mean, or too hyper active.
Also, something that is very intimidating is when the sales person is like watching you while you shop>,<.
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I'm 17 years old and somewhat ask my parents for permission.
I will just tell them I will be going out on a particular day and they will commence with the following:
1. Who you going with?
2. Where you going?
3. What time will you be home?
These days, they're a little protective, but once I'm of age, it's all up to me.
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procrasinating whist on soompi.
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I feel so disconnected with everything.
I really don't want to do this anymore.
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2 weeks of break, I have to make the most out of it ><!
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Revenge. Love that show!
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Cannot be bothered. Why do I bother? T^T
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I want to travel and I WANT TO GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL ALREADY :X
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A lot of words and phrases remind me of Kpop.:
SISTAR
I am the best
infinity
paradise
im so cool
love love love
don't cry
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Listening to music and on youtube
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Fat, pretty and funny.
The first two are just too ironic haha.
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When all my friends were totally oblivious, you knew and you ignored it.
I'm glad I let go.
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^ HAHA took me about 5-7 secounds ^^
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I bought my ticket on the day of the release and had my ticket sent via registered post. It arrived in less then 2 weeks; pretty quick, I was suprised.
Apprently it's said to be about 5,000 ~ 10,000 people will be attending(all rumors of course)>< haha.
I do hope it's a full house. V.I.P seating and standing seem to be 'allocated exahusted', which is definetly a good thing!
JK Ent. should do a better job promoting this event though ><.
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school, why must you drain my life so much?
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I really want to go but:
1. I don't know any Koreans that are in Australia right now.
2. I don't have any avid Kpop fans in Melbourne / Australia to go with.
3. The crazy Kpop ones I know that lived in Melbourne/ Australia are in Korea haha.
3. I'm not legal.
Tbh, money isn't an issue so much, maybe just plane or train tickets hehe. But I'm willing to go all out on tickets xD
Group soompi meet up? ;D hehe~
What Are You Doing Right Now?
in soompi hangout
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Being unmotivated and just listening to music.