Guest CLOUD:7 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Rule 3 and 4 were funny. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Berryz Fields Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. ROFLMAO!!1 I would be more scared if it was a mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest dnc2 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 O.O poor.... girl XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lilo_azn_gurl Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 hahaha. wow.......... and these are simple?!? poor girl........shes never gonna get a guy.... most of all, poor guy that shes dating!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SJAMES Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 lmfao my math teacher read this to us in class and this dude thought he was forreals and he was like : really? can i get a date with your daughter? and my teacher was like: she's freaking 20 years old you dum nutt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnerschlag Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 My dad had an application my older sisters prospected boyfriends and her now husband had to fill out. Some of the questions were like the following: What does 10 o'clock mean to you? If you were to be shot anywhere in the body, where is the last place you would want to be shot? What does not touching and kissing mean? I need a phone number, location and time you are going on the date. Kid you not, all of them ran but my bro-in-law. During the entire time they dated until the day of their wedding he never laid a hand or kissed her. My dad was outside cleaning his shotgun and rifle when he came to pick her up the first night and got the picture right away. I will have to find that app and post it here, its somewhere on his computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ching22194 Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 if shes super pretty, super sexy and super smart and a good person too maybe guys will endure such torture to be with his daughter.. man..that requires a lot of self discipline Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest r0sannaa Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 LOLL omg lovee it ♥ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Honey_Babee Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 HAHAHAHAHAHA! Simple rules?! XD Thanks for sharing this, I found it hilarious. What an intimidating father. hahahah its sooo funny. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Amoona1430270031 Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 LOL, hilariousss. XD Thanks for sharing, that's a scary dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pandalove Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 LMAO, not sure who to feel sorry for: the daughter for having such a scary father or the boyfriend for having to deal with such a scary father. So much for simple rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mellowmellow Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 LOL. That dad must be rly over-protectived!! I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of the date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist. ^ ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
butters Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 bwahahahahahahah i wonder how my own dad would act Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cassiopeia1001 Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 I LIKE THIS DAD. Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without using a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you. LOLOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d00lie Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 LOL. if i was the guy, i would read the first couple, run into my car and drive far far far away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ling_ling Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 LMAO man i am soooo glad my dad isnt like that... !!! poor daughters - they might as well not even bother trying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Me2 Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 pfft! half acre...that is nothing XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alexandra1234 Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Lol, It's funny because my dad was like that. He's easier now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rachelsaur Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 LMAO. This is hilarious! If that was my dad, I wouldn't have a boyfriend at all. .___. Aha, thanks for sharing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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