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Guest Joanne <3

Never Argue With A Women Who Reads.

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Guest Joanne <3

It's likely she can also think ^__-!
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and

decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife

decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance,

anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the

woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start

at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to

charge you with sexual assault," says

the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you

could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also

think.

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I think some of you may have read this one in an email, but for those who haven't, I thought it was pretty good and decided to share it ^_^. Enjoy ;)!

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Guest babycurious

nice one...

might be able to use it sometime....

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Guest luzCONTROL_7

HHahaha, in your face game warden~

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Guest Janice<3

lmfao. pwned!!! hahaha i love that comeback she did.

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Guest Malice_Kaiser

Pua ha ha. Nice. Clever.

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Guest Pongie

thats was funny..thanks for sharing

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Guest som4tang

^ yeah he definitely did. LOL

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Guest LilKiss

ahha thats funny ^^ hehehe :D smart

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Guest pyroignition

very nice...how much (borat), haha jk

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Guest soupinmychickenoodle

lol that was so smart of her. he was pwnd!

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Guest ~azn_pwincess~

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats awesome!!! hahahaha funniis

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Guest shawty_says

haha lol. she's smart.

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Guest sulfuric_ACID

lol nice comeback!!! smart

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Guest chimerical.

hahaha, nicee..

too bad i dont read ^^

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