Three-word-story

[Guest ambera]

everybody that liked

[fabrications.]

hamburgers and poutine

[Guest discofuse]

ARE PROBABLY GOING

[Guest suki_deska?]

to my bedroom

[Guest ambera]

for an awesome

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slumber party. Pajamas

[Guest Marrehj]

are usually worn

[radiocat]

for kinky little

[NPB-XK]

bj session but

[fabrications.]

let's stay PG-13

[radiocat]

so mama came

[NPB-XK]

really hard while

[radiocat]

papa came really

[NPB-XK]

painfully. It was

[Ernie]

the person who

[NPB-XK]

had testicular cancer

[fabrications.]

that punched papa

[i/boss/top]

in the stomach

[NPB-XK]

and the nuts

[Ernie]

went to sleep.