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Guest Yoojiin

Thanks for posting a thread for this! I absolutely LOVE New girl, it has the same kind of humor as How I Met Your Mother, and Zoe Deschanel's part is so cute and funny and adorkable!

Schmidt,is the weird guy in the show, he always says stuff that doesn't really make sense most of the time, but that's what makes his character special.

I find Winston funny, he's so talented but always realize it at the last minute. XD

I love Nick and i really think that something will happen between him and Jess.

Wonder when the show is back though.

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Guest massive toene

^ Season 1, Episode 10 aired: January 17, 2012

Next episode is airing: January 31, 2012

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Edit: Schmidt happens! :P

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^his "Mono"! :w00t:

"sheep-doging"

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^LMAO! :lol:

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^ Season 1, Episode 10 aired: January 17, 2012

Next episode is airing: January 31, 2012

Awesome! Thanks!

Here is the Season 1 promo if you want to see more about the show^^ HERE

EDIT:

OMG THAT SHMIDTT GIF!!!! XD This made my day haha!

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Guest massive toene

Ep. 12 Preview: "The Landlord"

Jess tries to befriend the loft's landlord this week, against Nick's advice. This leads to a big problem.

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Ep.13 Preview: "Valentine´s Day"

Who's that girl? It's Jess. Jess faces her first Valentine's Day as a single woman this week.

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Who's that boy cozying up to Jess in these first look photos at the February 14 installment of New Girl? It's Ryan Kwanten from True Blood!

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Indeed, the hunky actor will guest star on the sitcom's upcoming episode as Oliver, a bar patron Jess sets out to pick up on her first Valentine's Day as a single woman. How do things go? Not badly at all, based on the progression of photos below. There's the banter... the shots... and then the kiss!

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When do they hook up?! ;) Cece & Schmidt:

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Edit: More funny gifs: Schmidt happens...again! :lol:

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Schmidt: "LLS - Ladies Love Schmidt"

Coach: "What?!"

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Julia to Schmidt: "Are you flexing right now?"

Schmidt: "Noooo..." (*flexing*) :sweatingbullets:

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Btw: NEW GIRL creator/executive producer Liz Meriwether has gone on record as stating that his character’s trademark lack-of-shirt will continue as payback for all the gratuitous nudity women are forced to endure on television.

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Preview: #1.14 – “Bully”

When Jess tries to intervene with a classroom bully she finds herself the target of the bad seed student (guest star Joey King). Schmidt, meanwhile, is thrilled over his post-Valentine’s sexcapades, but hates that his paramour wants to keep it a secret; and Nick goes into a tailspin when Julia (guest star Lizzy Caplan) sends him a cactus.

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Edit: Schmidt happens...in front of the Japanese Board Members! LMFAO!!! :w00t:

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*birdcat*

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OMG! Last episode was so funny! :lol:

Jess and her 100 condoms - package! :w00t:

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I knew it! Finally, Schmidt & Cece hook up:

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So cute!

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Holla!

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Some funny quotes:

Jess: I have to go out tonight, 'cause I'm feeling pretty twirly.

Schmidt: Twirly? Is that like horny?

Jess: I've got the dirty twirlies, Schmitdy!"

Schmidt: This is a horrible neighborhood. There are youths everywhere!

Schmidt: Where's your boyfriend?

CeCe: We're meeting up later because he has a little surprise for me.

Schmidt: Spoiler: it's his penis.

Winston: For two years I had her number stored in my phone as “Shreddy,”

because I was too drunk to type “Shelby.”

Check this out: New Girl 1x14 - "Bully" Promo

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#1.15 Episode Summary

When Nick is hurt playing a game of touch football and Jess discovers he doesn’t have insurance, she brings him to her doctor friend – an OB-GYN. The gang rallies together and Nick evaluates his life when his seemingly innocuous back injury may prove to be more serious than thought.

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Guest UponARose

I love New Girl :D New Girl is so damn FUNNY. This is where i go to, to release stress :) And thanks massive toene for the awesome GIFs haha =D

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Guest HERMIT

When I first watched this show, I was like "WTF, did Katy Perry get a boob reduction?" but then I realized later that it was just Zooey Deschanel.

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Guest Erika1430263587

Love love love this show! Judge me all you want for loving this show but it makes me laugh nonstop. Schmidt is definitely my favorite character. :D

Just some of my favorite Schmidt quotes!

"Nick, I came up with the best name for an uncircumcised penis! Bishop in a turtle neck!"

"You used it as shampoo?! It’s for moisture, Nick! Not for cleaning! I can’t believe we’re friends. Give me it back, man, give it back. "

"Jess, you can't laugh at a naked man. And especially Nick. Nick is delicate. Like a flower. Like a chubby, damaged flower who hates himself."

"What if he gets into an accident? What if he’s horribly disfigured, and I have to identify him, and all that remains are his private parts? I’m standing there, I’m saying, “Sorry, Officer, I can’t help you, because no, I haven’t seen his penis.” And then boom, he’s buried in an unmarked grave."

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