Guest happeecampee Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: sup mun Stranger: asl? You: 89 kentucky male Stranger: 4 f new york You: match made in heaven Stranger: totally. when should we set the date? You: now, i'll fly over Stranger: dont die You: i wont, You: i'll bring you soemthing special You: unicorns and rainbows Stranger: im into cutting... You: oh.. Stranger: paper lol Stranger: hahahahahahahahha You: You: im wearing a paper thong Stranger: im not wearing anything You: potty trained? Stranger: only if u want me to be sexy... You: SO HOTT Stranger: ooooohhhh yeeeeeaaaah You: im in times square now, You: where are you? Stranger: antarctica You: WHY WHY WHY ! You: omg You: why are you doing this to me? You: i think im having a heart attack Stranger: nooooooooooooooooooooooo You: great, i'm going to die a virgin Stranger: my beloved Stranger: im not Stranger: lol You: premicious Stranger: im into necrophillia btw You: perfect, me too Stranger: so who should die then? Stranger: should we kill someone? Stranger: and john tesh em? You: okay Stranger: hard? You: YES YES YES Stranger: all over? You: YES YES YES Stranger: then il yank u off You: YES YES YES Stranger: be my babys daddy You: be my babys mommy Stranger: ok You: john tesh you can be my babys sister Stranger: u into that kinda stuff? You: YES YES YES Stranger: and anime? You: YES YES YES You: ASIAN PWEASE ^^ Stranger: thats just wrong. freak Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest velvetsky Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 mine was a bit weird LOL but funny I suppose Stranger: Hi there. You: greetings (: Stranger: How are you, follow alien? You: LOL Stranger: These Earthlings are so simple in their greetings. You: spendid and you my earthing? Stranger: I am no Earthling, alien citizen! Stranger: I am a Jupiterian. You: LMAOO! Stranger: I live on the gas clouds of Jupiter. Stranger: We are a small race. You: nice, I like your imagination haha Stranger: Often squashed by the Martians. Stranger: Those big-footed babboons are klutzes. Stranger: It's a miracle that the Earthlings have not discovered them yet. You: LOL oh god you are hilarious Stranger: But it is just a matter of time. Stranger: They are also starting to use the cameras we have sent to them. You: phobes? Stranger: They are the most primitive of all of us Milkyway species. Stranger: The most sophisticated, in which we Jupiterians modeled our society after, are the Plutoniums. Stranger: They are the most intricate and interesting group of fellows I have ever seen. You: are you into the astro stuff? lol Stranger: With green fur sticking out of their spider legs, it is a miracle they can maneuver the way they can. Stranger: ...I'm sorry. Stranger: I don't know what I'm saying. Stranger: I'm just rambling. You: LOL no its okay You: its pretty funny just reading them Stranger: Nice. You: quite an imagination you have there Stranger: Did I make your day? You: LOL yeah you did Stranger: Yay! You: Stranger: Glad to hear it. Stranger: Anyway, nice to know I made your day. Stranger: Gotta go, Earthling! yea I think mine's a star war geek or something LOL this one was alright, the guy just went with the flow with what i was saying LOL Stranger: hey stranger You: i live in a yellow submarine Stranger: down in the deep blue sea? You: LOL! haha yes, in the deep sea You: and you? Stranger: I live in a pineapple :-bd Stranger: under the sea You: LOL that's pretty awesome You: we can be neightbours Stranger: yeahh .... Stranger: hahaha! Stranger: asl? You: female You: you? Stranger: male Stranger: age? You: 19 (: Stranger: wow .. I'm 19 too Stranger: lol Stranger: where u from? You: ohs cool xD You: australia Stranger: before you moved into your yellow submarine? You: you? You: ohhh LOL! Stranger: Philippines You: before you lived in the pineapple right? Stranger: no before the pineapple I live in a sea Stranger: a sea aneme Stranger: anemonnomony Stranger: or something like that Stranger: lol You: LOL! You: kay well laters dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest whattheeff Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 creepyyyy HAHAH the person I was talking to was, at least Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Photogeek Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 You: pervert! Stranger: damn right You: I like you! Stranger: good Stranger: asl? You: No You: just english Stranger: youwot? You: ASL= AMERICAN SIGN LANGUAGE Stranger: oh, cool You: yeah! You: You sign it!? Stranger: no You: aw! I do Stranger: fair enough You: ^^ My name is Dori You: u? Stranger: Josh You: Hi Josh! You: how old? Stranger: 20 Stranger: you? You: ahh Im 18 going to 19 You: ^^ We're so old! Stranger: cool Stranger: we are! You: lol! You: I live in Korea and you? Stranger: UK You: nicee!!! You: You should visit me Stranger: yeah You: so when are we going to get married? You: lol Stranger: dunno You: dang it.. I was realy counting on you knowing it You: how bout tomorrow? Stranger: yeah why not You: okay let's go to the bathroom lol You: ^^ jk Stranger: damn, i thought you were serious You: hahahah You: no I'm not a pervert Stranger: shame You: lol You: byyyee! You: I will miss yoU! You: I LOVE YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest raman Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 You: hi You: ^^ You: lallaaa Stranger: hey Stranger: lala Stranger: :') You: rararaaa Stranger: the name is david you are? You: suzy Stranger: rara You: lady gaga You: lol Stranger: or you just a lion? Stranger: ') You: lion works too You: hehe Stranger: :') * You: rawr short hahaha am i boring?? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AoiAi Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 I tried it before and I ended up chatting to a very strange person who asked me for pictures and my asl. I told him I was 14 (a lie) and he seemed to be very.... interested. THIS MEANS THAT IT'S TIME TO DISCONNECT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kalliy*10 Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 Well here's mine: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: RAAAAAAAWR You: Meow Stranger: WOOF You: mooooo You: don't you leave me, bobby You: come on billy Stranger: NEVERRR! You: billy, i love you Stranger: hahahahaha I LOVE YOU TOO You: good, you need to me the grandparents Stranger: yeahman lets do it You: then we can get married Stranger: and have vampire babies? You: do i look like edward? Stranger: HAHAH umm maybe? Stranger: Do you lmao You: seriously i thought you knew me You: i don't even know you now. Stranger: haahhh i dooo know you i was just thinking, yes you do look like edwrad Stranger: *edward You: i don't think i do, i take showers and for sure i don't glirter in the sun You: this must be jacob Stranger: OH jacob is mean tho You: bella is annyoing. Stranger: yes i agree You: soompi? Stranger: huh? Stranger: haha You: awh never mind You: how old are you? Stranger: hahah 17 and you You: 108 years old You: where are you from? Stranger: MEAN Stranger: New Zealand and you? You: Forks Washington. Stranger: rofl psssh sure sure You: name? Stranger: Alice Stranger: JOKES Stranger: its Jess Stranger: srsly You: Edward. Stranger: whaaaatever Edward isnt real. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest s23k Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 I go on there all the time! Me and my friend have an ongoing message thing of omegle conversations on facebook! Haha I guess I should do some now. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: im searching for a horny girl to cam with You: why hello there! You: i am! Stranger: how old are you girl:)? You: 12 You: Your conversational partner has disconnected. It would have been funnier if I said 9 or something younger. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: why hello there! Stranger: hello You: what i want want want is what you want want want! You: come here rude boy boy can you get it up? You: come here rude boy boy is you big enough? Stranger: oh....i dont understand Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: from finland? You: hi You: hi You: hi You: hi You: yes~!!tgw You: i am !!! You: Stranger: terve You: you? You: indeed, my friend, indeed! Stranger: yes i am You: do you enjoy eating mushrooms with fish? Stranger: i dont like mushrooms and fish You: i like mushrooms with whipped cream on top. You: in fact, i have whipped cream with everything! Your conversational partner has disconnected. I was gonna say that I like having whipped cream with steak and hot dogs, but they disconnected while I was typing! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello Stranger: hey You: where are you from? Stranger: the us u? You: samw You: *same You: what state? Stranger: cali u? You: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yoko102308 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 I talked to a cool kid! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Ola. Stranger: Hey Stranger: asl? You: 17. (I lied, I'm 16) You: FEMALE. You: Socal.(& I have never been pass Nevada xD) Stranger: -oohh face here-- Stranger: really now? You: Ya Stranger: 18 m canada here Stranger: so how are you? You: I'm pretty good, you? Stranger: Good Stranger: Whats your name? You: hm, I see you're getting personal pretty quickly You: Mia. (& my name is Dijah xD) You: as in Me-uh, not My-uh Stranger: haha Nice name You: Thanks~ You: Shall I call you Bob or something else? Stranger: Max would be fine haha You: So Canada..I've always wanted to go Stranger: Meh been raining for the past 4 days ): but otherwise I think it would be nice You: Ah~ Stranger: I could show you around Stranger: haha You: I wanna go to Vancouver! You: or Winnipeg <---if spelled correctly Stranger: smiley face Nice You: smiley face (soompi limits emoticons) You: Ever been to the US? Stranger: Yeah only like once though I want to go back to Cali though You: woo Cali! Stranger: haha I wanna go back to LA/LB You: <3 ) Stranger: Where do you live there? You: Koreatown,LA (Like I said, I've never been) Stranger: oh nice You: So what part of Canada are you from? Stranger: Alberta You: Ah Stranger: So.. what do you like doing? You: lol; I play video games. Stranger: haha You: And I learn languages for fun. Just 'cause it's one of the few things I'm really good at Stranger: Which games, and languages? You: Anything Sqaure Enix! Then I like Halo, God of War, Prince of Persia, Jak and Daxter/2/3, and other I can't think of at the moment Stranger: Oh dang thats a lot You: Japanese (doesn't count though), Tagalog, French, Spanish, Portuguese, Hawaiian,Mandarin You: But man, I SUCK at korean. (This is actually all true !) Stranger: Oh wow thats a lot there You: xD You: What does Max like to do in his free time? Stranger: Breakdance, sports, hang with friends, music, and game it up sometimes You: Breakdance! wooo. I'm still working on balancing well You: What sports & music? Stranger: haha aw yeah, been workin at it for 3 yrs now Stranger: uhmm hockey, soccer, basketball but I pretty much quit them all 1-2 yrs ago but I play em just with friends for fun now You: Have you been watching the world cup? Stranger: Only at school when it was on but other than that not really you? You: Eh, certain teams. Stranger: what teams would those be? You: USA,Brazil,North Korea, Mexico, Argentina,France You: But Brazil is my favourite. Just don't tell anyone 'cause I'm American xD Stranger: haha Stranger: How are they doing? You: Brazil is still in, so is Argentina You: All the rest are out. Stranger: oh dang You: North Korea was interesting to watch and they weren't bad at all. & USA did pretty well. No one expects us to do good at soccer Stranger: Meh You: Oh and I watched England play. But they didn't do so well this world cup xD Stranger: Anyone can be good at it haha You: Yep~ You: So you get to watch soccer in school? Stranger: Yeah when we had school they would just play it on the tv's while were being taught or something You: Woah! I wish my school was like that. You: Teachers freak out the moment they see anything electronic. Stranger: Meh didn't get any sound though so Stranger: Dang... You: Oh..hahaha then you didn't have to hear the vuvuzelas Stranger: yup You: So.. You: I hear Canadians say 'Eh' a lot. All my Canadian friends say they don't.. You: It's just some odd stereotype here You: I think..? Stranger: haha lol i'd say some of them do but a lot of them don't You: Ah. You: What's the Canadian stereotypical view of the US? Stranger: hmm I actually have no clue You: hahaha you're forgiven Stranger: sowwie You: So have you graduated from HS? Or whatever is may be called in Canada? Stranger: Nah I'll be a senior this year actually best year! Stranger: what about you? You: I'll be a junior. It's cause I failed kindergarten D: Stranger: ): damn how'd that happen? You: Had trouble with the alphabet and numbers. Dyslexic. (I'm not.Never had trouble. College level reading since before age 10) You: But I've improved quite a bit so it's all good now. Stranger: oh ): im sorry to hear that You: Eh, stuff happens Stranger: Yeah tbh I kinda failed also (gr 1) cause I was in french and had no clue what anything was You: You guys have French that early? Stranger: yeah all the way up You: ahh, some schools are like that here You: But I couldn't take a language until my Freshmen year back in MS. Stranger: why not? You: The school district I was in didn't offer it until then D: You: But the other ones (that I probably should have gone too) started in 8th. But now a lot of elementary schools are teaching Spanish and Mandarin. Stranger: o.0 Stranger: Yeah things change over the year it sucks sometimes but hey what can you do You: So you're French is really good? Stranger: Nah.. dropped it in grade 1 and never went back You: Oh.hahahaha You: What do you want to do once you graduate? Stranger: I don't know yet but I probably should figure that out... I needa know before the 2nd semester so.. You: Ah~ I understand Stranger: What about you? You: I wanna go to UCLA <3 or some other UC. If not..man I dunno because I hate the south so I'm avoiding that at all costs. Maybe a school in Seattle. You: Or maybe even out of the US Stranger: oh wow wish you luck on that You: Thanks~ You: Well I must go as my mother wishes for me to help her type. Stranger: I think you could get in You: Based on? You: xD Stranger: Just knowing you and that you know a lot of languages You: haha I shall remember that You: It was nice talking to you Max~ Stranger: Was nice meeting you Mia Stranger: Bye You: Bye! 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Guest ReiRaa Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 15 m usa You: 1555 f London You: Oops. Stranger: lies! Stranger: perve You: I'm honest! You: What? D= Stranger: yea your a fat guy at home with a beard Your conversational partner has disconnected. I AM a girl! ... THAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CBfantastic Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Stranger: 22 m us You: hi then You: ... 14 F US [not 14] it would have been odd if he stayed.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest frostyyy Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 I'm scared of Omegle. It's just so freaky to talk to some random teengers. ): The conversation here are pretty funny! Haha! (: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -K-Jae Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Stranger: hi You: POKEMONNNNNNN Stranger: u are sure m You: DIGIMON? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Radish Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Stranger: sup You: yo You: yo You: yo Stranger: yo man You: wassup Stranger: i am snoop dogg You: o? cool You: i'm jay-z Stranger: really? Stranger: lets have a duet You: yeah, man You: okay, homeboy Stranger: 2 bros singin man Stranger: yo You: singing? you best mean rappin Stranger: yeah whatever man Stranger: rap is my life Stranger: hows beyonce? You: oh, she's fineeeeee Stranger: send her my love man You: ok brotha You: i will Stranger: thanks man Stranger: you re cool You: i do what i can. and back at you snoop Stranger: yeah man Stranger: so what will we b rappin? You: yo dawg, let's rap 'bout.... Stranger: sex man Stranger: like that? Stranger: sex with ma chick You: yo dawg, that's everywhere on the radio You: i wanna get a grammy dawg Stranger: yeah man Stranger: if we have naked chicks Stranger: everyone will like da song You: you right, snoop You: we also need some wheels You: and some chains Stranger: do what with dem? You: ride down the streets Stranger: oh man yes You: showin'off our teeth Stranger: yea Stranger: ferraris You: tellin' the world that we can't be beat Stranger: you re right man You: what about the chorus You: we need a female vocal Stranger: that's exactly what i was about to tell ya Stranger: rihanna? You: boy, i already collabed wit rhi Stranger: yea man You: someone fresh Stranger: a model perhaps You: you know a singin model? You: cuz all i know are the ones that look good and nuthin else Stranger: man every one can sing nowadays Stranger: why not a model You: you right homeboy You: autotune her You: i like your style Stranger: yea man i know Stranger: what about katy perry Stranger: or do we want a black chick? You: aw man You: i just remembered You: i got a song saying death to autotune Stranger: hahah you are funny bro Stranger: like ur attitude? Stranger: soo Stranger: what about her Stranger: katy perry man Stranger: big boobs Stranger: sexy You: hm... You: i thought you wanted a model Stranger: whatever Stranger: just a sexy girl You: okay sure You: you call her up Stranger: ok man Stranger: do u have any suggestions? You: I was thinkin You: Hows about TSwift? Stranger: man she is cute but so innocent for us know what i mean? You: That way we can catch all demographics You: oh, yeah You: nevermind You: i wouldn't want a lawsuit anyways You: haha Stranger: yeah man Stranger: let alone that katy perry is great to work with You: you right. you rung her up yet? Stranger: in california gurls she was soo good man know what i mean? Stranger: tell me jay-z do u want me to or r u thinkin someone else You: no you do it You: i don't want beyonce to be gettin the wrong idea Stranger: yeah man ur right Stranger: we should have a backup plan in case she turns down the offer do u know what i mean? You: yeah You: hey You: let's do like B.o.B. and pick a chick from a rock band Stranger: yeah man great idea? You: hm... Stranger: like who? You: i don't know any rock bands tho.. haha Stranger: me neither man You: aw You: we stuck now dawg You: this collab is my dream Stranger: ahh i know Stranger: what about the orange haired chick from paramore? You: but that's just who B.o.B. picked for airplanes Stranger: anyway man Stranger: i ll call katy You: k man Stranger: and let ya know Stranger: gotta go Stranger: take care bro You: i love you mah brotha Stranger: me too man You: take care snoop You: see you at the grammys Stranger: sure man Stranger: see ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest laurenmychelle Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 --- From the end because the beginning is boring although this person turned out to be a teenager haha! xD Background information - He's from Switzerland. And.. apparantly I am dumb because I lack knowledge of world geography even though I got an A in the course :[ You: is it winter right now or summer for you? Stranger: summer . oh come ON Stranger: europe isn't on the other side of the equator.. You: xD Hahha cos like You: In Australia You: it's winter right now.. so yeah! xD You: I fail again huhhh lol Stranger: well yes Stranger: everywhere on the other side of the equator its winter Stranger: yes. double fail for the californian Fail for the Californian. D: This person was actually very fun to talk to.. xD Another person. Stranger: dude Stranger: r u german? You: Nope are you? Stranger: no Stranger: im gonna marry a german girl tho Stranger: i plan on it LOLOLOL HAHAHHA that person made me laugh so much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boring123 Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 I met a talking cloud. You: hiStranger: IM RACISTYou: you are?Stranger: yesYou: well what are you?? Stranger: a cloudStranger: floating in the skyYou: why all the hate on em thundercloudsYou: or wait are you a thundercloud?Stranger: because they are darker than meYou: LOLStranger: no, i am puffy white cloudYou: cool do you look like a sheep?Stranger: Yes. like a giant sheep in the skyYou: i guess because the thunderclouds are big bad wolvesStranger: And they keep blowin my house down :(You: no wonder the sky dissapears when the thunderclouds appear, all i see is the black universeStranger: My job is to hide the universe. Stranger: ANd to look like a sheep.You: i like your blue houseStranger: Isnt it nice?You: ya but i can see you nakedStranger: I told them we shouldnt keep the window open..You: and i can travel through your bodyStranger: ewYou: yaStranger: but then youll get all wetYou: no just dusty thats all, you should really take a shower. ask the thunderclouds for help and maybe you wont be so racist Stranger: But theyll destroy my neighborhood :(You: i just realized! omg you're a wolf in sheeps skin! because you turn into one of themStranger: You catch on fast. Now i have to kill youYou: aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mini cooper gotta runYou have disconnected. So Lame x) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sunnicherri Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Stranger: pokemon You: pikachu Stranger: great answer You: i know You: oh. Stranger: Are you a pervert? You: no... You: why are you? Stranger: No, I'm just wondering Stranger: I sure am not Stranger: ;D You: lol You: I'm gonna leave Stranger: dont leave me all alone Stranger: ill be fine You: Go find some other stranger to talk to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xoxoshree Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 haha , i was cracking up. Stranger: haiStranger: im 16/fStranger: u?You: 75/mStranger: mmmYou: lol jksYou: i prefer not to say me real age :]Stranger: wanna see a pic of me?Stranger: You: no am goodYou: am a femaleStranger: You: ya...Stranger: okeiYour conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xoxoshree Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 LOL, they believe ANYTHING. i didnt even have a chance to say JKYou: HIIIIStranger: female?You: sureStranger: age?You: not gonna tell you :]You: you?Stranger: ooo ur a fiesty oneStranger: i like it You: >.> thxStranger: so what do u wannna tell me thenStranger: You: how old are ya?Stranger: il only say if u doStranger: You: oh, i see how it is.Stranger: hahhaaYou: ok, fine.You: am 45You: you?Stranger: woah far too old for me grannyStranger: soz bye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Eoo2 Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Stranger: Hi. Tell me a secret about yourself. You: i'm gay! Stranger: Not out of the closet yet, eh? You: nope You: so what's your secret!? Stranger: I slept with one of the bridesmaids the night before my wedding. You: mm.. she must be hot!! Stranger: She was, yeah. You: lolz.. did your wife ever found out!? Stranger: Not a clue. You: hahaha.. that's cool! You: should've have an orgy with those bridemaids then! Stranger: LoL, would have been interesting, one of them was my wife's sister. You: LOLz.. wow.. dude.. that's extreme.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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