Guest kidfromkorea Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Stranger: hi You: yo Stranger: I'm 17/f/paris Stranger: I have my webcam on atm if u wanna see me Stranger: u can see my cam here: http://easycam.z0d.eu/?viewcam=195210 Stranger: im waiting You: yea and im obama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rectitude* Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 This was an amusing conversation. LOL I kept wondering what if this other person is someone on soompi. XD You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: ....??? Stranger: ....!!! You: >__< Stranger: o.O You: \m/ >_< \m/ Stranger: <(o.o<) <(o.o)> (>o.o)> You: ^o^ Stranger: T_T You: =__= Stranger: @.@ You: O__O Stranger: > _ > You: *o* Stranger: V_V You: ~_^ Stranger: ^.^ You: V-_- Stranger: (o/_o) <-- Phantom You: V=__=V Stranger: =B You: =) You: D= Stranger: +_= You: =D Stranger: Haha this was fun. Thanks for entertaining me! You: haha Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kidfromkorea Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 I meet my boyfriend there a year ago, LOL. Feel so stupid when people ask "Where did you meet each other??" "Eeeh, Omegle D=" So, I love omgle forever haha. um.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kanyezilla Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 im talking to the same kool-aidgott everytime i reconnect. anyone wanna confirm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sightless Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 I had a very long convo with some chick... I was, according to her, a cult member. "Yes, let us go to that special place and be cleansed of all our past sins!" ... <pretty much the whole convo. Ah, I'll go on again later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LazyAzian Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey! Stranger: Smell my eye. You: Whats your name? You: Where do you lvie? You: I like apples You: Do you like apples? You: Whats your favorite color? You: Are you happy? Stranger: My name is Victoria whisker You: Lets go eat! Stranger: live in richard simmons Stranger: yes i like apples You: What do you like to eat? You: What's your ethnicity? Stranger: favourite colour is purple You: Why do you like apples? You: Do you even like apples? Stranger: i like liver You: Do you have a cellphone? Stranger: i'm red You: What's your favorite music genre? You: Who's your favorite artist? Stranger: i like apples cause they are aplles Stranger: yeah i have an artist You: Why do you live in America? You: Your an richard simmons? You: What's richard simmons? Stranger: dont have favourite music genre You: Do you have an richard simmons? Stranger: kate bush is my fave artist You: Do you like Michael Jackson? Stranger: i dont live in america You: Do you know who Ayumi hamasaki is? Stranger: richard simmons is the anus You: Are you Asian? You: Are you White? You: Are you African? Stranger: i live in a town called richard simmons Stranger: i like michael You: Are you Latino? You: Are you European? Stranger: no i dont know him Stranger: no im not You: Are you Antartica? Stranger: im white Stranger: european You: Are you from Madagascar? Stranger: no You: Do you know where Kiributi is? Stranger: no You: Do you like Pandas? You: I like Pandas Stranger: no You: Where is the North Pole? You: Where is SANTA CLAUS? Stranger: i like to hurt pandas You: Where are you? You: Where is Europe? You: Is it in richard simmons? You: Are you a girl? You: Are you a boy? Stranger: yeah You: Do you have pie? Stranger: i'm oth Stranger: *both You: Do you know how ot make pie? Stranger: i have a pie hole You: Have you made pie before? You: Where is sushi from? Stranger: no i'd need instructions Stranger: no i have not You: Is Sushi from Japan? You: I like Sushi You: Do you like Sushi You: Is Sushi awesome? You: Are cellphones cool? You: Whats a cellphone anyway? Stranger: i never tried it You: What is a bluetooth? You: How do you use that thing You: What is that thing? You: I have a lap top You: Do you have a lap top? You: Why do you not have one if you dont? You: I have a lampshade beside me You: Do you like lamps? You: Do you like waterbottles? You: Where is Italy? You: You: ANSWER ALL OF MY QUESTIONSSSSS She never answered all of my questions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clix Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 ^hahaha, i love it. You: Haha! We meet again, rival. Stranger: hey Stranger: wat? You: What evil are you doing now? You: Stealing condiments from taco bell? Stranger: well i just got done having sex like thirty minutes Stranger: does that count? You: Oh, you're not a christian? Vile sinner! Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: Do you fancy Mario Kart? Stranger: maybe y? You: You like throwing bananas at karts? Stranger: y u askin me random questoins? You: Why are you questioning my questions? Stranger: ur gay get a life pinkberry Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Can you sing me a song? Stranger: thats random You: Can you? Stranger: yea Stranger: sure You: Lady Gaga - Bad Romance, go. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Still so amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LazyAzian Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Stranger: My pet rat just died, what is a girl to do! You: Eat the rat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ohNO not Vivix3 Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 there are alot of horn dogs out there.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest narumi94 Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 this site is funny!! people are weird here!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CHOCAHOLICx Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 You: Hi Stranger: I exist. You: o_O Stranger: Quick. Stranger: Be somewhat interesting. Stranger: I sparkle. You: ok? You have disconnected. WEIRDEST mini cooper EVER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest soompier1 Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 Stranger: hey asl You: male/79/jamaica Your conversational partner has disconnected. ------ Stranger: hi You: I'm edward cullen Your conversational partner has disconnected. ---- You: I love twilight Stranger: interesting... You: edward cullen is real Stranger: so is harry potter Stranger: i'm a harry potter fan You: then I guess we're rivals Stranger: yeah Stranger: but i clearly win You: edward cullen sparkles Stranger: harry potter does magic You: edward cullen plays piano Stranger: harry potter can make himself sparkle You: edward cullen lives forever Stranger: harry can if he keeps the sorcerer's stone You: I'm actually not twilight fan so that's all I've got Stranger: ah i see Stranger: well Stranger: you gave it your best You: harry potter ftw Stranger: i agree Stranger: he clearly came out on top You: clearly ---- LOL I tampered with none of these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CHOCAHOLICx Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: asl You: u? Stranger: 16 m holland You: 99 f jupiter Stranger: nice You: yup Stranger: ur horny You: no Stranger: wel thats because your old You: or ur talking about urself o_O? Stranger: no not yet You: yet? Stranger: yup yet You: i own 6 cats You: 4 dogs You: 31 chickens You: 65 balloons You: 9 cows You: 12 pigs Stranger: wow and you have sex with them You: 43 goats You: ur an bubble gum Stranger: haha You: pinkberry You: ! Stranger: cant take a jock you black bubble gum You: racist Stranger: care You: penis hungry mothajohn tesher! You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dainty! Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: NO! You have disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: SHOW ME THE TURTLESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! You have disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: THE TRUTH WILL SET US FREEEEEE! Stranger: You: ... You: sooo... do you like turtles? Stranger: Yes, :] And snakes You: NO! You have disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Hi? Stranger: asl You: 22/m/ca Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: no You have disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Do you like waffles? Stranger: Actually, no. You have disconnected. ^ WTF, THAT HO DUN LIEK WAFFLES! D: Hahaha, I love messing with people. Most of my convos were of me saying NO! and me disconnecting on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest i-adore-u Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: asl? You: Im crying! You: my boyfriend just left me! Stranger: omfgggggggggggg? Stranger: what happened? You: he caught me kissing his best friend! You: but it was nothing! Stranger: NO, THAT IS WRONG Stranger: YOU BAD CHILD You: i didn't mean anything~! Stranger: DAMN YOU TO HELL Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi You: wowowowowowow You: wowowowoowow You: boom chika wow wow Stranger: Whoa You: wat wat? You: wow u sure type slow don't u? Stranger: Wanna buy uranium? You: no Stranger: Damn You: gives u cancer bro! You: cancer! You: CANCER! Stranger: My uranium makes you live longer You: im not stupid You: ur dumb! Stranger: I have tried it You: yea like wateva You: im have a BF! Stranger: Im now 174 years old You: HAHHAHAHA You: HAHHAHAH You: AHHAHAHAHHA You: u make me laugh You: LAUGH!!! Stranger: Cool Your conversational partner has disconnected. (bf= pinkberry fit if you watch white chicks =]) You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: lets go to candy moutain Stranger: Will there be candy? You: no mini cooper bro You: its called CANDY moutain Stranger: Well, I didn't see any sandwiches when I went to the sandwich islands Stranger: Sometimes names are a lie You: have u been to charlies chocolate factory? You: its not actually chocolate Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: you're a gay kool-aid that likes penis You: really? You: ur a lezo that likes vagina You: ur fight is lame Stranger: no You: yea Stranger: i'm not a lesbo You: how old are u kid? Stranger: mind your own john teshing buissness You: shouldn't u be going out and play in ur lil back yard You: get lost kid You: ur underage Stranger: no u Stranger: i'm not underage You: u should be under parental supervision Stranger: i'm 13 You: wow.. big one ey You: ur still underage Stranger: you made me bite myself You: wat u gonna cry now? You: go cry! Stranger: no Your conversational partner has disconnected. (yes, i know i am a mean one.. but he/she shouldn't be on sites like this!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jaeka Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 I started every conversation going "日本語?"(Japanese language?) and everyone left! Haha. Man. I'm having so much fun reading these convos. :') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theotherwoman Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 it's pretty weird.. Stranger: Hello my name is davide I'm 20 from Italy you ? You: i'm 19 USA (I lied my age) Stranger: name ? You: anli (my cousin was over so i use her name...) You: what r u doing? Stranger: chilling out Stranger: and you You: watching naruto Stranger: anli it's a male or a female name ? i've never met someone with this name Stranger: how old are ou You: i'm a girl You: i don't like repeating myself Stranger: sorry Stranger: i'm stupid Stranger: it's late here in italy You: your stupid?? i'm sorry i didn't know a stupid person can use a computer. Stranger: so i'm a little bit tires Stranger: come on Stranger: take it easy You: no forgetful ppl are annoying Stranger: lol Stranger: anli where especcialy are you from us You: california (didn't lied about location) You: where the sun shine is Stranger: nice Stranger: i would like to visit it Stranger: have you never been in italy? You: no i've been to paris (been there once) Stranger: nice Stranger: i'm half french You: i took french in high school Stranger: can you speak it ? You: but i don't speak it so I try another one: You: YO Stranger: hi im bi 17f You: cool i'm 19 f You: straight Stranger: damn it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cakeh Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: LMFAAOOO You: Your conversational partner has disconnected. First try. XDD ~*~ OMG. a cou[ple of chats later, I met a really epic person. Regardless of gender, i wanna marry this person. XDD You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: HAAII~~ Stranger: you type slow You: LMao You: thanks You: SO WHAT'S UP? You: Stranger: nothin much Stranger: just wanted to ask Stranger: you smell bacon? You: YES. You: OMG. You: DO YOU?? O_O Stranger: yes Stranger: IKR You: Good, I'm not the only one! You: I was starting to wonderrr... Stranger: Um Stranger: with wings? You: HOLY CRAP. YEAH! O_O You: and hot chocolate. Stranger: so your a funnyjunker? Stranger: or just a random troll xS You: Well. I'm not a troll. xD You: I've been on funnyjunk, but not recently. You: and I never looked through much. xD Stranger: loool Stranger: That was from funnyjunk Stranger: you say you smell bacon Stranger: and the fj code is saying with or without wings You: OH, HAHAHA! You: Wow. I just played along. xDD Stranger: ______________________________________________ EPIC..............EPICEPIC..............EPIC..EPICEPIC.........EPICEPIC........ . .....EPIC EPIC............EPIC..EPIC............EPIC......EPIC............EPIC.. EPIC...... ......EPIC EPIC..........EPIC....EPIC..........EPIC.......EPIC...........EPIC... .EPIC...... ....EPIC EPIC........EPIC......EPIC........EPIC........EPIC..........EPIC......E PIC...... ..EPIC EPIC......EPIC........EPIC......EPIC.........EPIC.........EPIC........EPI C...... EPIC EPIC....EPIC..........EPIC....EPIC..........EPIC........EPIC..........EPIC. ...EP IC EPIC..EPIC............EPIC..EPIC...........EPIC.......EPIC............EPIC..E PIC EPICEPIC..............EPICEPIC.........EPICEPIC..EPIC..............EPICEPIC _____________________________________________________________________ You: YOU KNOW IT! ;D ~*~ Wow, believe it or not, I met a really sweet person later. It was sad having to leave him. XDD He was all depressed, LOL! I felt sad later, too. So weird. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jee4life Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Mines was weird! but i played along to see what will happen....lol. my stranger was a bit horny? i guess. there will be word changes that i made okay =] Stranger: hi Stranger: horny? You: very you? Stranger: m/f? You: m Stranger: wow Stranger: i want ur penis You: cool You: come get it. Stranger: okaay Stranger: wat u want You: i dont know...what do you have? Stranger: im do fingering to my pie You: cool. Stranger: want see You: uh sure? Stranger: but now you must naked You: something like that. Stranger: yap You: yeah. Stranger: i want suck ur penis You: oh ok. go for it. Stranger: can we meet? You: sure. where? Stranger: u from? You: LA You: you? Stranger: wow nice Stranger: im NYC You: sweet. Stranger: where we meet? You: uh...in the middle. Stranger: but must in a hotel You: middle,hotel. Stranger: i wont if not check in You: uh oh ok? You: hey...i brb bathroom. =] Stranger: now you must check in Stranger: ooh Stranger: shiit Stranger: do meee Stranger: dont go Stranger: coli?dasar kau tolol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FOBv Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: OMG Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: OMG Stranger: WAT You: MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: OMG Stranger: what You: MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE Stranger: that sucks You: yeah.. Stranger: pee on it You: no.. my vagina hurts Stranger: why You: because i masterbated twice today Stranger: thats nice You: i guess Stranger: you cant spell though Stranger: thats sad You: masturbated* You: big deal Stranger: there you go Stranger: it IS a big deal Stranger: stupid rainbow Your conversational partner has disconnected. what a jerk face.... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey You: OMG Stranger: whats up? You: my house is on fire T.T You: save me Stranger: save yourself by yourself You: ... You: jerk Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: OMG Stranger: wat' You: my house is on fire T.T You: save me Stranger: yer rite u freak Your conversational partner has disconnected. and then i talked to this really intelligent man (: pretty tight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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