Guest cup_of_jo89 Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 WOW. That was one convo that had me sweating. hahaha! That was fun and HARD! That was pretty funny! It's pretty amazing it got that far and complex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest micoxdd Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Stranger: JEW Stranger: NOSE Stranger: OBAMA Stranger: PENIS You: o_O Stranger: VAIGNA You: ur cool Stranger: UTERUS SCRAPPINGS Stranger: YAYAYAYAYYAA Stranger: YATTA YATTA You: afk Stranger: GAME Stranger: LOL Stranger: AFK Stranger: RTFM Stranger: GTFO Stranger: RO richard simmons lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest still_life Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Did japanese in High School so thought I'll practice it and pretend to be a Japanese person! You: konnichwa! You: onamae wa nan desu ka? Stranger: are you from japan? You: haii You: where is you from? Stranger: I lived there once You: ooooh soo desu ne! Stranger: I lived there though when I was really little You: you work in nihon? Stranger: I don't remember it You: you come visit us sometime! Stranger: I might have too You: horidai Stranger: if duty calls that is You: ^___^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest miwari Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Me just being silly Stranger: hi You: hello Stranger: asl You: animal slavery lover? You: umm i'm not one of them You: animal slavery should not be condoned and again Stranger: hello You: hi Stranger: from? You: from? You: my mum's vagina? Stranger: 나는 한국의시 Stranger: 你有病把你 You: 예 Stranger: 滚 (can some one please translate what he says?) they keep disconnecting on me Stranger: hi You: hello Stranger: male or female? You: the gender I am, has the word male in it Your conversational partner has disconnected. lols if you are ever talking to some one really random. It probably is me. =] to many pervs on that site for my liking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest igli Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Stranger: Heey You: hi Stranger: Where r u from? You: finland You: europe Stranger: Haha sama täällä (Haha same here) You: O_O You: no ohho (wow) Stranger: Ensimmäinen kerta ku joku muuki suomalainen (first time talking to a person who is finnish too in here) You: no joo O_O (yeah... O_O) You: sama täällä (same here) turns out she was female too and i actually had ok time XD (we didn't talk much just couple words about what we were doing) and I was waiting for weird people EDIT: Some more Stranger: ribbit You: ring ring Stranger: hello? You: charlie? Stranger: sammy? Stranger: hi well yes i liekd to order a piece of pie please Stranger: with extra whipped cream You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Stranger: =] Stranger: so can u get tht to me by 3? Stranger: ? You: nope You: i make the cream Stranger: why not i want my pie by threeee You: sorry You: don't have one Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DarkApprentice89 Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: 你懂中文,吗? Stranger: Bonjur You: tu parle francais? Stranger: No pinkberry im from england You: eh close enough Stranger: suckkk on daaattt You: what's daaattt? Stranger: HAHAHA Stranger: DAT = SLANG FOR DAT Stranger: YOU TARD Stranger: YOU GOLDDIGGERRRRRRR Stranger: Interesting how "你懂中文,吗?" can get almost anyone to disconnect. Stranger: 22m ca searching fo 30 f Franch You: 你懂中文,吗? Stranger: 懂 Stranger: 你是男的女的 You: 真的? Stranger: 不是问你是真的假的 Stranger: 我问你是男的女的 You: 对不起,我是男的。不是你想要的三十岁法兰西女孩子. Stranger: 说话啊 Stranger: 我想干她。。。 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icecreamcherry Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: m or f You: YAH! You: FEMMMALE Stranger: nice Stranger: how old You: why Stranger: just cuz You: ????????????????? Stranger: im m You: cuz why?????????? You: so?? Stranger: just to talk Stranger: im 15 You: go do your HW!!! http://omegle.com/ This site pair you up with a complete stranger and chat. There are some freaky people out there =/. Post your conversations if it's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest miwari Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 just a quick one had to stop cause i went to dinner =[ You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: dad? Stranger: yes it is mee You: Why did you leave me when i was 3? Stranger: b/c i had another women on the side Stranger: i have a family now Stranger: we r doing fine You: what about mum? You: I thought you loved me You: and her Stranger: ur moms a tramp Stranger: she had other men too You: was it because of bob? Stranger: bob and five others You: you know, it wasn't bob all along. He was actually a she... called fiona You: mum confessed to me when I was 10, and I wanted to know why you left Stranger: well i left cause i couldnt take her pinkberryin Stranger: and she didnt love me Stranger: im sorry You: dad. you loved me though? didn't you? couldn't you have stayed for me? Stranger: of course i love u son but i have needs and ur a big boy and u gotta take care of ur mom You: but dad. I'm a girl You: you're so cruel You: you don't even know my gender. You: do you even know my age? Stranger: i understand the confusion ur feeling about ur sexuality Stranger: its oi Stranger: oki* Stranger: ive been there too You: you weren't even there for my sex change You: I couldn't even find your name in the yellow pages Stranger: im in austria Stranger: but i was there in spirit You: but i thought you hated Austria Stranger: not until i met helga You: geeze, the only place I told my private detective not to go, cause I knew you wouldn't be living their You: and that's where you go Stranger: thats how little u know me Stranger: its oki though Stranger: well reunite again You: dad, I'm married you know You: the child doesn't even know what the word grandad means You: poor thing Stranger: well show him a picture of an old man You: (brbs Gotta go to dinner- continue this convesation dad) Stranger: well son Stranger: i guess we shall meet again Stranger: cause daddy needs to sleep with helga Stranger: so imma go to bed Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jayanahill Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hiii You: hiii Stranger: a/s/l? Stranger: i love cats you to??? Stranger: im stupid Stranger: are you crazy??? You: yes i love hello kitty Stranger: have you a carrot? You: yes You: reaal crazy Stranger: for my bunny??? Stranger: hiihi you are cool Stranger: hihi im in a funny moet You: hii buny Stranger: emotions Stranger: heey Stranger: my grandma has chikkens!!!! Stranger: cool he You: ur owner give u carrot yet You: my dag has roosters Stranger: oow can i have him? Stranger: mmm? Stranger: whats a dag? You: yes he will bite u Stranger: oow hihi You: dogggg Stranger: but seriusely Stranger: can i have my carrot now? You: yes if u sit Stranger: allright i'm sitting on the computer! Stranger: heey You: ok now roll over and play dead Stranger: have you a lamp? You: goooooodddd buuuuuunnnnnnnyyyy !!!!!!! Stranger: alright X-( You: heres ur carrot You: yum yum yum Stranger: thanks Stranger: mmmmmmmmmm!!! You: ok bunny Stranger: allright what a animal are you? a dog? Stranger: a cat Stranger: a GIRAFFE!!! You: meaw meaw You: kitty kat You: rrrrrrrrrr Stranger: aa sweety kitten! Stranger: are you a mean kitty? You: ffffff You: yess bad 1 Stranger: don't scraching me! You: i did look at ur pants Stranger: than you don't gat a coocky! Stranger: oooo! bad kitty! You: =;( Stranger: hihii You: coookeyy !!!!!!! You: pleeessssss Stranger: allright you look so sweet!!!! hers your cookey! Stranger: yum yum You: yumyy You: kitty love u You: meaw !!!~~~ Stranger: yes bunny love you yto! Stranger: snif snif You: ok bye bunny Stranger: what a noise make a bunny? Stranger: no don't go :'-( You: ?????? er erpss Stranger: mmm??? what You: lolxx You: idk Stranger: hihi lollll Stranger: what's idk? You: hola como sta You: idont know Stranger: oow hihii You: hhhhhiiiiiiii Stranger: haha you are so funny!!!! Stranger: hihyihihihihihihihihihiihaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH You: hhaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaa lmao Stranger: hihihii Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest i_LiNA Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey there... 20 m here looking for a horny girl who wants to webcam You: hey gangster You: i dont have webcam You: and im a male You: sorry. Stranger: its ok Stranger: i dont mind You: whats going on bro? Stranger: nothing im just so john teshing horny You: nah chills, i know what you mean though You: tryna hook up some chicks on here? Stranger: no i am way to horny Stranger: john tesh yeah Stranger: because Stranger: like i said You: right Stranger: im horny You: okay You: well i can't help you there Stranger: Well its ok Stranger: im masturbating anyway Stranger: this is hot You: oh to me? You: thanks bra Stranger: john tesh yeah Stranger: you pretty good Stranger: but You: damn dont be turning me gay too now Stranger: ive had better Stranger: well Stranger: just go for it You: i know you do that well You: what kind of girls you looking for? You: maybe i can hook a brother up You: where you from Stranger: Massachusetts Stranger: let me ask you something Stranger: is it true that pimping aint easy? You: it ain't You: who said fame and power came easy man You: see now Stranger: good point You: tiger woods You: he got both You: thats why he got them chicks up on him Stranger: of course You: hey You: dont be discouraged You: im sure you'll find someone You: probably not online though Stranger: oh i know that Stranger: i just think its funny You: what is? Stranger: Hey there... 20 m here looking for a horny girl who wants to webcam Stranger: besides Stranger: if i wanted internet sex You: you copying and pasting that everywhere arent you Stranger: id go for porn Stranger: its so easy Stranger: yeah You: haha then why not You: where else would you be jacking off to Stranger: exactly You: you young? You: what age? Stranger: is said i was 20 Stranger: that is true You: been single for a while? You: not getting it often? Stranger: too long You: damn yo You: i feel for you Stranger: thanks You: well okay You: hope you find that chick Stranger: i will You: thanks for talking to me You: its been a pleasure Stranger: no problem Stranger: yup You: one last thing Stranger: ? You: do i pull off a guy well? Stranger: yeah Stranger: fooled me You: damn guess not You: whend you figure? Stranger: i never did Stranger: im not kidding You: for serious? Stranger: yeah You: damn im a hustler You: sweet, thanks man You: at least now you know youre not gay. Stranger: i know Stranger: im bisexual Stranger: i like both You: hot. Stranger: thanks You: kay bye HAHAHAHAH okay. That was really fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PO Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Stranger: heyYou: hiStranger: asl?You: huh?Stranger: age?You: ohStranger: sex?Stranger: location?You: 16 femaleYou: MinnesotaYou: U.S.Stranger: 16 m wisconsinYou: U?You: Oh...cools..Stranger: yaStranger: r u horny?You: what?You: do you want me to be?Stranger: idk it doesnt matterYou: Oh, then noStranger: goodYou: hahahahYou: wowYou: are you white?Stranger: yaYou: oh i seeYou: i'm asianStranger: like mayo yoStranger: koolYou: hahaha wow...cools..You: :DYou: I'm cold You: hereStranger: im a gingerYou: huh? ginger? what's that?Stranger: orange hair, freckles, firecrotchYou: oh....i see....wow....interestingYou: orange hair?You: tightStranger: yupStranger: do u snowboard?You: no, but i've always wanted to!You: :DYou: do you?Stranger: its funStranger: yaYou: really?You: wowStranger: yaStranger: sometimesYou: ya?You: is that a Wisconsin thing?You: cools...Stranger: noYou: hahahaha lolsStranger: some northerners kinda talk like that thoStranger: like da yoopersStranger: a bandYou: ohYou: cool!Stranger: yaYou: I'm cold...You: is it cold there?Stranger: yupYou: 3 degrees?Stranger: around thatYou: okay!:DYou: cool!Stranger: literallyStranger: lolYou: okay...g2gStranger: smaeYou: see yaStranger: sameStranger: l8r ...weird... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musicbox. Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Are u wearing a bra? You: wtf is a bra? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jsung8070 Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 f*cking lawl. this isa wesome You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i'm male looking for horny and sexy female You: sup You: im male looking for a horny and sexy male thats looking for horny and sexy females You: ^.~ You: so.. You: what are you wearing Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest julie8086 Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 First time chattin- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: how are u? You: fine thx u? Stranger: fine thx Stranger: where? You: Earth You: u? Stranger: ıam from mars Stranger: m or f? You: t Stranger: t what? You: tranny Stranger: trannys mean? You: transexual. was m now f Your conversational partner has disconnected. - LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercy Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 I occasionally meet really cool people as in like..maybe one..LOL. Most of the times I troll :X I know..how bad......there's been worse convos I'm keeping to myself too. >_< Stranger: i hav a Richard You: oh really? You: are you going to be my darth invader? You: my sperminator? Stranger: i dont have a metal Richard? You: what is your name bad boy? Stranger: you can call me bad hank You: mmm i like You: you can call me big bertha You: or herpes helen Stranger: I'll go with the former You: good choice Stranger: anyway big bertha, I would like to see you naked You: hi Stranger: Hello. You: wut up Stranger: Apparently not your knowledge of grammar. My friend was also doing it and when someone asked her to show them her Richard, she sent him a picture of Richard Cheney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest snowii Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 lol ok this is dumb Stranger: 573 315 8361 /// text it ill send picture You: i have my own pictures ty very much Stranger: Stranger: i cuter You: oh trust me.. immm wayyyyyyyy cuter Stranger: nooo ur not girlfriend You: uhuh.. yes i am =.= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JJ! Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: Hey You: this is so weird Stranger: what? You: talking to a stranger Stranger: hehe You: every stranger i talked to this last minute disconnected Stranger: anyway Stranger: wazzup? You: nm You: you? You: are you a bot btw? haha Stranger: nm too Stranger: no ,im not Stranger: im a living person from Poland Stranger: xP You: ok lol You: haha Stranger: theres no bots in here You: so why do you go on here? Stranger: where are you from? You: UK Stranger: xP You: i wonder why i went one this haha Stranger: he? You: *on You: so have you met any weirdos on this? Stranger: i meat some pedofeals Stranger: gays Stranger: one nazist Stranger: hmm Stranger: they are weird for you? Stranger: You: lol You: i just tried this out for fun You: so you seem like the first normal to me You: haven't met any weirdos yet Stranger: hehe Stranger: you are so lucky Stranger: ^^ You: ^^ You: umm You: what time is it in poland? Stranger: 19.58 Stranger: Be right back, im out for sec You: ok Stranger: im back Stranger: Anyway, whats your gender? You: male You: you? Stranger: male too You: over 20? Stranger: im under 20 Stranger: xp You: o me too haha Stranger: 16 axactly You: aww so young Stranger: exactly & Stranger: xP Stranger: you are 19? You: no 18 Stranger: dont worry Stranger: i got much 18 yrs old friends Stranger: xP You: haha You: i had to teach some polish kids how to read english in my secondary school You: very hard working Stranger: xDD Stranger: nice work You: so do you go on this all the time? Stranger: on omegle? Stranger: only sometimes You: ahh Stranger: i have to go i hope you found another normal partner to talk Your conversational partner has disconnected. yay i met someone nice lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bonbons Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 I met this person from china and now we're friends on the chinese facebook hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest julie8086 Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 i spend like 30 minutes talkin to this 34 year old german abt badminton..=_=.. but was nothing inappropriate. which was good.. lots of horny ppl .. its rare to meet ppl who actually do "normal talks". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chansiik Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: YO Stranger: asl? You: I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU! Your conversational partner has disconnected. ... Some people are no fun, LOL. I wish I could meet someone interestin' like you guys XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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