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50 Things You Learn From a Korean Drama

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darkanqelxp    42

and most of them are True...
50 Things YOU can learn from Korean dramas

1) Hot, rich, younger men love fat, older vulgar women.

2) If you have a best guy friend, he is in love with you. And secretly you are too.

3) You and your boyfriend will always playfully chase each other on an ice rink, at the beach, or in the leaves. And you'll laugh for no reason and your boyfriend will hit you "playfully" but the force of his push will have you flying across the room. But it's okay. Cuz you're still laughing like a crazy person.

4) Brothers/cousin/uncles-newphews will always love the same girl.

5) You're allowed to make u-turns wherever you want in Korea. And there is never traffic on the side you want to u-turn to.

6) There is a super quick payment device that allows you to pay a bill quickly enough for a guy to run immediately out of a restaurant after his angry girlfriend storms out.

7) Everyone has cancer.

8) If you're sick, all you need is an IV to make you feel lots better.

9) There is vomit and urine all over Seoul at nights.

10) Fighting at a pojangmacha with a random stranger is merely part of a normal night's event.

11) Soju must cost 10 cents. Everyone drinks it everyday all the time, especially the poor people.<I still dont get why thats all they drink in dramas

12) If you're rich, you're a jerk.

13) If you're poor, you're an angel.

14) Women sleep and wake up with a full set of makeup on.

15) You're not studying hard enough unless you get a nosebleed.

16) If you have a nosebleed, you most definitely have cancer. And you have no money to pay for the surgery that will save your life. And your liver is missing. We're not sure where it went, but it's making your cancer progress faster.

17) If you work in a sool jeep, you have massively curly hair and wear flashy colors from the early 90's.

18) You always order orange juice or coffee at a cafe. And you never drink it. EVER.< they drink almost as much as soju

19) You will always call your boyfriend by his job title. Or simply sunbaenim. Never his name. Never. He doesn't have one.

20) If you TRULY love each other, you must die together in the end. Frozen outside instead of finding shelter like sane people. Just frozen....

21) You go to America you come back miraculously successful. You go to England you come back amazingly fashionable. You stay in Korea the only thing that changes is your hairstyle.

22) And if you come back with no apparent reason then it's because you have cancer.

23) Everyone always goes to the same hospital no matter where they are.

24) If you stand out in the rain for more than five minutes, you'll end up with a fever and vertigo and people will rush you to the hospital to get some magic IV. And instead of taking an ambulance or driving they'll race you on their back.

25) Even if you're poor and can't eat, you never wear the same clothes twice.

26) If you play a poor kid, you always have dirt on your face and your hair is always messy.

27) If you're saving someone from being hit from a car, you'll push them out of the way and wait for the car to hit you instead. couldnt be more true, theyre like a deer in headlights

28) Everyone has a long lost sister/brother/twin. Usually one they didn't know about.

29) If you don't want to answer your phone, you can just turn it off. The battery

needs to be taken out.

30) All korean men can drink hard, smoke long, sing well and play piano. Usually all at the same time. And at the same restaurant that has a piano that they let anyone use.

31) If you're in a relationship, you must at one point leave and have your lover tearfully come RIGHT before you board the plane (vice versa applies as well. You can be the chaser). 60% of the time you see each other, the other 40% you're roaming around in circles and pass each other about six times, but miraculously never see them.

32) If you're getting off a plane, you're ALWAYS wearing sunglasses. ALWAYS.

33) All guys wear hideous tracksuits zipped up to their neck. Even if all they're doing is jump roping.

34) Girls will always storm off because they're mad and the guy will stoically grab them by the arm and swing them back- and by magic, not dislocate their shoulders.

35) Guys always look like they're 6 feet tall, even if they're only 5'10. Thank you camera angles.

36) Guys like to wear foundation, eyeliner and sometimes a smudge of lipliner.

37) You always get stuck in an elevator with someone who makes you feel uncomfortable. Even if there are six different elevators, you'll always be stuck in the same one with that bastard you hate (or just fought with).

38) Unless you're fabulously rich, your in-laws will always hate you

39) So will your sister-in-law.

40) Your brother-in-law might be pining away for you. >

41) There are only 2 ways to kiss. You either press your lips against theirs with your mouth completely shut, and just press away for a very long and uncomfortable time. OR you devour the other person and suck out their soul. In both instances, the world spins.

42) A guy will always get the right size ring, even if you're never held hands.

43) People stare off into space and ponder a lot. They'll just stop in the middle of the road and watch a leaf on a tree for a good three minutes, and just ponder.

44) You'll get pregnant the first time you have sex.

45) You'll get pregnant if he kisses you on the forehead.

46) Hell- you'll get pregnant if you hold hands.

47) If you overcome great obstacles to be together, one of you must die. Probably due to cancer.

48) One korean man can kick the butts of 6 gangstas. Especially when they all stand in a circle and attack the guy one by one. Then when each of them get their butts OWNED, they wise up and attack the guy at the same time. Then the guy will get pulverized and bleed out onto the dusty concrete floor of the empty warehouse they've found to fight in. There will be a fire in a trashcan somewhere. And the girl will have watched this the entire time, screaming in horror. Instead of calling 119, she'll just watch and cry. But it's okay. Cuz the next day the guy will be fine with a few random bandages and a few face scars. But never a black eye.

49) It ain't a real fight unless the gangstas fight dirty with a stick or switchblade.

50) If you study in the states (preferably Harvard), you are one of the top students and can speak perfect English (as assumed by the reactions of those around you). Why the rest of the world OUTSIDE of the TV can't understand a single word uttered out of your melodramatic mouth is beyond me.

so yea at least i'm not the only one who thinks this

creds to inbi and sexy bi

:D i thought it was hilarious...so i wanted to share :lol:

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Heyyy    84

OMG this freakin HILARIOUS!!!

7) Everyone has cancer

AHhhhhhhhhhh so freakin cliche up to the point that its ANNOYING!!

14) Women sleep and wake up with a full set of makeup on

HAHAAH thats sooooooo true, they just sleep with the makeup b/c they need to look pretty ahhaha

25) Even if you're poor and can't eat, you never wear the same clothes twice

LOL you never see them wearing the same thing twice haha

29) If you don't want to answer your phone, you can't just turn it off. The battery

needs to be taken out.

LOL whats up with that?? ahah annyoing habit too

33) All guys wear hideous tracksuits zipped up to their neck. Even if all they're doing is jumproping.

Ewwwwww.....just no comment hahah

34) Girls will always storm off because they're mad and the guy will stoically grab them by the arm and swing them back- and by magic, not dislocate their shoulders

And fit right into their arms miracleously ahhah

35) Guys always look like they're 6 feet tall, even if they're only 5'10. Thank you camera angles.

HAHahah no offense but I think most asians are mad short ahah

REALLY FUNNY POST!! HAHAHAAH

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LOL i love threads like this...

most of the stuff is soo true. I especially like:

4) Brothers/cousin/uncles-newphews will always love the same girl

---> reminds me of Lovers in Paris!!

31) If you're in a relationship, you must at one point leave and have your lover tearfully come RIGHT before you board the plane (vice versa applies as well. You can be the chaser). 60% of the time you see each other, the other 40% you're roaming around in circles and pass each other about six times, but miraculously never see them.

---> Like in my girl! *cry*

Its such a shame that korean dramas are so predictable these days, but i still love em!

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darkboy    71

44) You'll get pregnant the first time you have sex.

45) You'll get pregnant if he kisses you on the forehead.

46) Hell- you'll get pregnant if you hold hands.

hahaha! those were funny.

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OMG...SOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

7) Everyone has cancer. <--- HAHAHAHAHA!!! so true...it's either cancer or their heart cant function correctly...whatever it is, they're gonna die soon...that's pretty much it, right?

14) Women sleep and wake up with a full set of makeup on. <--- tell me about it...sometimes it looks better than the night before! :o

16) If you have a nosebleed, you most definately have cancer. And you have no money to pay for the surgery that will save your life. And your liver is missing. We're not sure where it went, but it's making your cancer progress faster. <--- HAHAHAHAHA!!!

18) You always order orange juice or coffee at a cafe. And you never drink it. EVER.< they drink almost as much as soju <--- I KNOW!!! My sister and I kept wondering why they only served orange juice or water in "Full House"!!! They only had something different a few times...other than that...it was either orange juice or water...if you have a guest...you serve either orange juice or water...-_-

20) If you TRULY love each other, you must die together in the end. Frozen outside instead of finding shelter like sane people. Just frozen.... <--- "A Love To Kill" BWAHAHAHAHA...first thing that popped into my head...:lol:

21) You go to America you come back miraculously successful. You go to England you come back amazingly fashionable. You stay in Korea the only thing that changes is your hairstyle. <--- of course! all Koreans (heck...all ASAINS period) go to America for school or something and become super famous celebrities cuz there are SOOOOOOOOOO many singers in America who don't sing in English...at all!!! :)

24) If you stand out in the rain for more than five minutes, you'll end up with a fever and vertigo and people will rush you to the hospital to get some magic IV. And instead of taking an ambulance or driving they'll race you on their back. <--- and when you get to the hospital, they find out that you have cancer...

25) Even if you're poor and can't eat, you never wear the same clothes twice. <--- BWAHAHAHAH! so true...you lose your house, you lose your money, and you started out poor, but you have enough clothes to wear a different outfit EVERY SINGLE DAY

27) If you're saving someone from being hit from a car, you'll push them out of the way and wait for the car to hit you instead. couldnt be more true, their like a deer in headlights <--- then they either die or have a coma

29) If you don't want to answer your phone, you can't just turn it off. The battery needs to be taken out. <--- that's what Junsu did in one of the Banjun Dramas!!! :P

31) If you're in a relationship, you must at one point leave and have your lover tearfully come RIGHT before you board the plane (vice versa applies as well. You can be the chaser). 60% of the time you see each other, the other 40% you're roaming around in circles and pass each other about six times, but miraculously never see them. <--- that happens in basically ALL dramas...<_< i hate those parts...

35) Guys always look like they're 6 feet tall, even if they're only 5'10. Thank you camera angles. <--- HAHA!!!!!!!!

41) There are only 2 ways to kiss. You either press your lips against theirs with your mouth completely shut, and just press away for a very long and uncomfortable time. OR you devour the other person and suck out their soul. In both instances, the world spins. <--- yep yep...the world is spinning but you dont know because your lips are touching someone else's...

42) A guy will always get the right size ring, even if you're never held hands. <--- cuz guys can just tell like that, right? -__-"

44) You'll get pregnant the first time you have sex. <--- yeah...

45) You'll get pregnant if he kisses you on the forehead. <--- omg...true...true...

46) Hell- you'll get pregnant if you hold hands. <--- HAHAHAHAHAHA! that too :lol:

48) One korean man can kick the butts of 6 gangstas. Especially when they all stand in a circle and attack the guy one by one. Then when each of them get their butts OWNED, they wise up and attack the guy at the same time. Then the guy will get pulverized and bleed out onto the dusty concrete floor of the empty warehouse they've found to fight in. There will be a fire in a trashcan somewhere. And the girl will have watched this the entire time, screaming in horror. Instead of calling 119, she'll just watch and cry. But it's okay. Cuz the next day the guy will be fine with a few random bandages and a few face scars. But never a black eye. <--- LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!! :w00t:

50) If you study in the states (perferably Harvard), you are one of the top students and can speak perfect English (as assumed by the reactions of those around you). Why the rest of the world OUTSIDE of the TV can't understand a single word uttered out of your melodramatic mouth is beyond me. <--- tell me about it -_-

haha...thanks for sharing these!!! and sorry for the longggggggggggg post >.<

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thea_    0

"29) If you don't want to answer your phone, you can't just turn it off. The battery

needs to be taken out."

lol this is what my friends and i wonder about...

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Smiley0.o    0

21) You go to America you come back miraculously successful. You go to England you come back amazingly fashionable. You stay in Korea the only thing that changes is your hairstyle.

AHAHAHHAHA true about the hairstyle!

50) If you study in the states (perferably Harvard), you are one of the top students and can speak perfect English (as assumed by the reactions of those around you). Why the rest of the world OUTSIDE of the TV can't understand a single word uttered out of your melodramatic mouth is beyond me.

LOL!! Yeahh, I didnt get what the guy from harvard were saying. It got boring so I stopped watching.

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Cygnus    0

Those are so true, and not just limited to Korean Dramas

WE might learn these things, but the CHARACTERS never do!

(so I'm told)

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LovexPoison    1

That was amusing.. esp. since almost all of them are soo friggin' true.

29) If you don't want to answer your phone, you can't just turn it off. The battery

needs to be taken out.

X_X This one bothers me the most.. they look at the cell phoen with the person they love's name flashing on the screen.. and then... they take out the battery.. wtf.

But there's one thing it forgot to mention.

Even if you're poor, you have a nice cell phone and manage to pay the phone bill... but you can't afford hospital bills or anything like that.

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Miny    0

AAHHAHA CANT STOP LAUGHING XDDDDDDDDDDDD

and tehre are so many things i ahave also noticed!!

the cancer one, okay, thats like.. "normal" already XD

AH CANCER!!!! XDDDDDd

thsi is too funny. XD

this one:

6) There is a super quick payment device that allows you to pay a bill quickly enough for a guy to run immediately out of a restaurant after his angry girlfriend storms out.

ah! i always wodnered if i was the onlyone noticing XDDD

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

and i really wodnered ifthey might pay before, like- always? XD

and yeah the phone thing too.. but.. eyah..

OMG this is so scarily true XDDDDD

and yeah, the clothes.

like... even ifure poor, u look like ur daily literature is VOGUE XD

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