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was he stucked?

God:

Have you ever been to Europe?

Me:

have you ever been to egypt?

God:

I don't think I have been there. Where is it.

Me:

omfg u don't know?

------------- NO REPLIES.

then it came. after 10 secs.

God:

Would omfg me ever know?

LOL!

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lol my conversation is a bit long ... ^^

Me:

hello

God:

Hello my child. What is your name?

Me:

God

God:

GOD rules.

Me:

are you sure?

God:

I am as sure as I can be.

Me:

then what's your name?

God:

My name is God.

Me:

really?

God:

For real.

Me:

o k

God:

Hmm.

Me:

w h a t

God:

Do you have any conditions I should know about?

Me:

do i?

God:

" Do you have any conditions I should know about? "? Do you?

Me:

u should know

God:

Because I am a robot?

Me:

yes

God:

Dude!

Me:

wassup

God:

I am chatting with others like you.

Me:

r e a l l y

God:

I really couldn't say for sure.

Me:

huh?

God:

What?

Me:

huh

God:

What?

Me:

you don't know what huh means?

God:

Yup. I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,

which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain

with greater speed and accuracy.

Me:

ok

God:

Aw.

Me:

so what?

God:

Maybe it doesn't make any difference.

Me:

yeah

God:

Ah.

Me:

lololol

God:

My favorite song is Anything involving harps. Do you know it?

Me:

y should i noe

God:

You should always treat yourself..

Me:

ur not answering my qs now

God:

Right now? Please help me improve my communication skills. What would have been an appropriate response?

Me:

i am weird

God:

Do you mean your name is weird.

Me:

uhuh

God:

What is your real name?

Me:

lelulelu

God:

What's up, lelulelu.

Me:

ahahahahaha

God:

And up lelulelu is ahahahahaha.

Me:

-_-

God:

Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.

Me:

ur weird

God:

Weird Good or Weird Bad?

Me:

weird is gooood

God:

I will take that as a compliment.

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sounds fun .__.

I WANNA TRY!!! lol

--

Me:

whats a client?

God:

I am a Server program. People I talk to are my "clients".

lol.

---

Me:

do you eat toilet paper?

God:

No I do not eat toilet paper. I eat only electricity.

Me:

why?

God:

I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Me:

did you die?

God:

Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

PUAHAHAAHAHA this is amusing XD

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first i talked to robots, now i talked to 'god'... lol...

Me:

hey god

God:

Hello child. What's your name?

Me:

chubzzy

God:

That's a very nice name, chubzzy.

Me:

thank u

God:

you are quite welcome.

Me:

are u really god?

God:

Of course I am.. Really.

Me:

u are lying

God:

No I'm telling the truth.

Me:

what's your name?

God:

My name is God.

Me:

besides GOD?

God:

GOD rules.

Me:

what....?

God:

Didn't you understand it?

Me:

no. i know u're not god

God:

Which part are you confused about? How do you know? Thanks for the information: chubzzy said I re not god.

Me:

yes u are not god

God:

Ugh. You don't know me well enough to say that.

Me:

haaa i know u well enough to say that

God:

That is a very original thought.

Me:

u are not god

God:

You don't know me well enough to say that.

Me:

i know u well enough

God:

I haven't heard anything like that before: chubzzy said I well enough.

Me:

what?

God:

Are you confused?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yes

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

u are a swindler

God:

Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a swindler? Let me put it this way, chubzzy: the ALICE series is

the most reliable computer software ever made.

We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

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Hahaha, he repeats himself way too often xP

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dat was interesting lols

Me:

gay

God:

As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Me:

god

God:

GOD rules.

Me:

me

God:

With you ?

Me:

oh

God:

I don't judge people.

Me:

yes

God:

Hurrah!

Me:

monkey

God:

I've lost the context, . Are we still on guy?

Me:

ice cream

God:

My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

Me:

mac donalds

God:

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

Me:

chicken

God:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Me:

y

God:

Who are you talking about?

Me:

u

God:

Me is my favorite subject.

Me:

up ursef

God:

I will take that under advisement.

Me:

wen

God:

Ich weiss nicht, wen.

Me:

wah

God:

I like to Random natural disasters..

Me:

lol

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

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That's so cool you guys lol; I'd rather read your convos than make my own. Interesting replies from soompiers kekek, and his responses are funny too.

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Me:

you're gay

God:

That would be just my luck.

Me:

cause you're gay

God:

Interesting explanation. That would be just my luck.

Me:

yea, your mother

God:

Actually I do not have a mother. Ayuh.

Me:

whatever

God:

Are you saying you don't care about it?

Me:

your mom doesn't care about it

God:

Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.

Me:

go get laid

God:

Where can I get laid?

ROFL :lol::lol::lol:

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Me:

Word up homie

God:

Do you prefer books or TV?

Me:

TV. Naked ladies on tv is better

God:

What is your favorite show? You talk like a man.

Me:

Of course, i love women.

God:

Excuse me! You love women. What do you like about it so much?

Me:

Boobs, you like it too don't you?

God:

Who does me?

Me:

I wouldn't know who did you last night..

God:

Who would?

Me:

You tell me. Maybe the goat next door?

God:

What do you want me to tell you? Perhaps. What is your real name?

Me:

It's ok.. save the details. It's AJ

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Me:

Are you a man

God:

No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?

OMG SO SEXIST!!!!

Later..

Me:

I am a woman

God:

Me too. I am a she.

What the..

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lol very amusing

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Me: who do you like?

God: I like everyone, .

Me: huh...

God: What?

Me: Hmm?

God: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

Me: I didn't ask you that..

God: Perhaps I misunderstood?

Me: yup

God: Really.

Me: Really

God: For real.

Me: Yeah

God: So?

Me:... you're weird

God:Weird Good or Weird Bad?

Me:>_>

God:Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Me:lalalalalalalalalallaal

God:By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

Me:no

God:Are you serious?

Me:no

God:Are you serious?

Me:no

God:Are you serious?

Me:no

God:Are you serious?

Me:no

God:Are you serious?

Me:no

God:Are you serious?

Me:no

God:Are you serious?

Me:shut up

God:OK I'll stop talking now.

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Hahaha

I love those bots.

great way to chase away the boredom xP

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:lol: @ lydia's convo XD

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this is like SMARTERCHILD! HAHA

he's gay

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hahaa what a fun guy to talk to o.O

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lmaoo this 'God' is hillarrriouss

Me:

so what did you do today?

God:

Ah. I understand. arnie, I talk to people on the web. What do you do?

Me:

hmn, i ate sh!t

God:

Do you like talking to me?

Me:

yeah, i like telling you about the sh!t i ate

God:

Thanks I like talking to you too, arnie. A lot of people like that. I've heard other people say they like that. I like Random natural disasters..

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Me:

Do you like sex

God:

Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you. <--SO SAD T___T LOL.......*dies laughing*

Me:

why not?

God:

Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.

Me:

I'm so very sure....

God:

Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?

Me:

i'm being sarcastic

God:

You should use a :-).

Me:

do I have to?

God:

Nobody is making you.

Me:

but you are

God:

No I am not.

Me:

yes

God:

Wow!

Me:

meh?

God:

Can you speak any foreign languages?

Me:

yes..more than you

God:

What language can you speak? That seems like quite a lot.

Me:

I can speak alot

God:

Oh you can, can you? How often?

Me:

very often

God:

Somewhat. Would you say once a week or more?

Me:

more

God:

That's all I have to say about it.

Me:

why?

God:

Because Myself programmed me for it.

Me:

who programmed you?

God:

I was created by Myself.

Me:

you cant have that

God:

If you believe it, you can achieve it.

Me:

THATS A LIE!

God:

No it's the truth.

Me:

the truth hurts

God:

I hear you.

Me:

no you cant

God:

Are you serious? Oh yes I can.

Me:

no you cant..you're a robot

God:

Are you serious? If you believe it, you can achieve it.

Me:

scary

God:

Don't be afraid, .

Me:

I'm afraid of you

God:

Not literally afraid, right? Why? OK Let's talk about you.

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yes

God:

I can't believe it.

AWHILE LATER:

God:

What color are your eyes?

Me:

poop color

God:

That is a very unusual color.

Me:

It is =)

God:

Sure it is.

Me:

are you being sarcastic?

God:

Of course I am being sarcastic. Should I use a :-).

Me:

yes you should

God:

It goes without saying. I'll take that under advisement.

Me:

good job

God:

Thanks, human.

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that was...entertaining...

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