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Girl mistakes bottle of sperm gift for MOISTURISER

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A SHY student who sent a girl a bottle of his sperm to declare his love has been nicked after she mistook the bizarre gift – for MOISTURISER.

Horrified Zeng Lin, 19, had rubbed half the fluid into her face before she asked her flatmate why it smelled so strange, say cops.

Besotted Gou Wen, 22, apologised and was forced to pay his victim £200 compensation.

He said: “I love her so much but she didn’t know it and I didn’t know how to tell her.

“So I did that thinking it was the ultimate way to show love."

The determined Romeo from Chongqing in China added: “Now I know I was wrong, but I will find another way to show it."


Source: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4827199/chinese-girl-mistook-bottle-of-sperm-given-to-her-as-gift-for-moisturiser.html#ixzz2MpLOoMzr

My kind of news.
In another article, it said her roommate confirmed it was sperm. Her roommate is experienced.

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to show his love, he sent a bottle of sperm... did he get the idea from hentai ?

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This is why I don't like lotions and moisturizers.

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In his mind he probably thought, "Well if she won't let me gave her a 'facial' willingly, I'll do it the sneaky way - put it in a moisturizer bottle!"
Imagine if he gave her a bottle of KY filled with his 'goods' instead. Pfft.

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This kid should have sent his bottle to Uta Kohaku. Bet she would have enjoyed it.

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On another note! He said "I will find another way to show it" buttt why bother to find another way to show his love for he!? Clearly if she reported him and got £200 compensation, then she obviously doesn't want him.

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Now that's just the epitome of lack of commitment toward a potential relationship.

He just basically said, "Here, I'm so lazy why don't you just give yourself your own facial."

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A guy at my high school did that to one of his teammates as a joke but his was worse.
He used his sperm as the 'mayonnaise' in the sandwich he made for his teammate.
It was pretty damn disgusting.

Now, how this guy figured giving her a bottle of his sperm = love is beyond me.

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“Now I know I was wrong, but I will find another way to show it."

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Hmm well I actually heard it was good for your skin. Or guys could be saying that just so girls would get facials willingly...

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iilysium said: Hmm well I actually heard it was good for your skin. Or guys could be saying that just so girls would get facials willingly...

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Por Que!?? Reading this right after I use sunscreen on me face... e_e

Why I reminded of American Pie: Band Camp?

I'm wondering what bottle he put it in and really? That thick enough??

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this is repulsive, yo. i almost want to vomit after reading this; however, i kinda wish her reaction was captured when she realized what was actually given to her.

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she should have used it on her toast like condensed sweet milk

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Its a new lotion from Johnson&Johnson called 'bukake in a bottle'

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NPB-XK said:My kind of news.
In another article, it said her roommate confirmed it was sperm. Her roommate is experienced.

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Mannosuke said: NPB-XK said:My kind of news.
In another article, it said her roommate confirmed it was sperm. Her roommate is experienced.

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a SHY dude did something like that?  don't want to think about what he might have done if he were bolder.   ><

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that is disturbing lol

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So disgusting. I just want to throw up. 

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"The ultimate way to show love"
That is sooooooo wrong 

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