Pink Panther And Pirate Jokes

Q:What did Pink Panther say when he squished an ant?

A:Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant...... (singing in tune w/ Pink Panther theme song)

Q:What is a pirate's favorite restaurant?

A: Arrr-bys! (Arby's)

Q:What is a pirate's favorite gas station?

A: Arrr-co! (Arco)

ummmmmmm.............ok...

hmmm... i think i get the first one, but not the pirate ones.

hmmm... i think i get the first one, but not the pirate ones.

U don't get it? Well if u know the melody of Pink Panther theme song and add that word and follow the tune then u should get it. On the pirate jokes, you know how pirates generally say "Arrrrr!" as an expression well all u do is take that and match it up w/ well known businesses. Arby's is a sandwich restaurant and Arco is a gas station. Well if u still don't get it then I dunno how else to explain it.

haha I liked the first joke. it was cute

did u just made up these jokes?

nways,

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant...... (singing in tune w/ Pink Panther theme song)

The first one was hella cute...

The others were really corny O_O

Lol. I may be the only one that enjoyed all of them

Hahahaha those are cute.

I'm not very familiar with the Pink panther but I do get the pirate jokes.

o_o

I didn't even smile.

Or laugh.

But I DID sing the Pink panther theme tune! Dead ant, dead ant....

man...those were the corniest jokes i've ever read =_=