How to be a troll

I am looking for techniques on trolling.

I imagine trolls have their own set of trolling jargon that they use to associate themselves with the trolling clan.

I would like to speak the troll lingo.

Who here is well-versed in the ways of the troll.

me.

Trolling is very easy.

Go to youtube and look up Trololo Sing Along.

Set it on loop.

Or play Trundle in League of Legends.

Do you like 2ne1?

From the great words of sand11

You didn't need to make a thread; should've just PM'd dumas/samud.

It's telling us the technique on how to troll in here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_%28angling%29

LOL the fact that you've responded to this thread confirms my previous post.

trolls are not real, you fool.

The word 'troll' needs to be in ITALICS.

Followed by >

80% of the active males here troll, which is funny cause I've always included you in that percentage, mannosuke

Yes, but I would like to acquire some of that so-called "troll-jutsu" skills that are quite popular on the "intarwebs".

Paladine already took note of my advice and was even using it against me in my own thread.

Maybe you should join in, Mannosuke, and use my epic troll jutsu too!

Hmm I personally trolled and killed this forum recently called asiafinest.com. If you got a linux machine you can write scripts using a text web browser(Lynx or w3m). You can write a registering script where it'll signup for e-mails(make sure the e-mail site don't require captcha to register), then use that to register the forum. You can write up multiple of these scripts for different e-mail providers. Also make sure these scripts write to a file to keep track of e-mail, user-names, and passwords. I personally like to set this up using XML. Then setup a script that'll crawl through the forum using the username you registered from that XML list, where it'll finds the "New topic" button create a thread or it'll find "Add Reply" button create a post. Of course some of your users will get banned, so in the previous script setup a way that if it can't crawl, then obviously that username is banned and remove it from the XML file and use the next username on the list.

Pretty simple scripts to setup. Also most likely your IP address will get banned. Google "anonymous proxy" and that'll be your friend to setup on your computer so that you'll access the forum with another IP address.

I used VMs to help make mass attacks, but ofcourse you don't have to...using one machine is good enough to annoy that forum.

Gosh i hate asiafinest.com...Ben is a little bitch.

Also I am not gonna give you the scripts I made...trolling is serious business and you gotta work hard to be a l33t troll. Just take my advice if you want to take trolling to the next level.

Hey guys, how do you know if someone is a troll?

I thought we're all normal people! (Except the dude who wanted to get physically violent and go drink together at the other thread).

Just keep doing what you're doing. You've already reached the pinnacles of trollism. 

I'm a relatively old guy ..... so I prepare for it kinda old school. 

I asked someone for advice on this once and she said I already had the height and looks down pat.

I just needed to work on riddles and hang out under bridges more often. 

Eat more goats!

Three aren't enough!