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Girl mistakes bottle of sperm gift for MOISTURISER

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edited March 2013 in current events

A SHY student who sent a girl a bottle of his sperm to declare his love has been nicked after she mistook the bizarre gift – for MOISTURISER.

Horrified Zeng Lin, 19, had rubbed half the fluid into her face before she asked her flatmate why it smelled so strange, say cops.

Besotted Gou Wen, 22, apologised and was forced to pay his victim £200 compensation.

He said: “I love her so much but she didn’t know it and I didn’t know how to tell her.

“So I did that thinking it was the ultimate way to show love."

The determined Romeo from Chongqing in China added: “Now I know I was wrong, but I will find another way to show it."


Source: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4827199/chinese-girl-mistook-bottle-of-sperm-given-to-her-as-gift-for-moisturiser.html#ixzz2MpLOoMzr

My kind of news.
In another article, it said her roommate confirmed it was sperm. Her roommate is experienced.
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  • SunniRiseSunniRise Someone... feed me. Baker StreetPosts: 3,301Member

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    This is why I don't like lotions and moisturizers.
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  • superhumanchichisuperhumanchichi Chichi~licious New YorkPosts: 2,427Moderator

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    edited March 2013
    In his mind he probably thought, "Well if she won't let me gave her a 'facial' willingly, I'll do it the sneaky way - put it in a moisturizer bottle!"

    Imagine if he gave her a bottle of KY filled with his 'goods' instead. Pfft.
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  • hanmikimhanmikim En WHy Ceee :)Posts: 91Member

    IDOL

    edited March 2013

    This kid should have sent his bottle to Uta Kohaku. Bet she would have enjoyed it.

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    On another note! He said "I will find another way to show it" buttt why bother to find another way to show his love for he!? Clearly if she reported him and got £200 compensation, then she obviously doesn't want him.

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  • HERMITHERMIT Posts: 10,639Friend of Soompi

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    edited March 2013
    Now that's just the epitome of lack of commitment toward a potential relationship.

    He just basically said, "Here, I'm so lazy why don't you just give yourself your own facial."

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  • MusoMuso The Master Of All Pokemon! USAPosts: 2,762Member

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    A guy at my high school did that to one of his teammates as a joke but his was worse.
    He used his sperm as the 'mayonnaise' in the sandwich he made for his teammate.
    It was pretty damn disgusting.

    Now, how this guy figured giving her a bottle of his sperm = love is beyond me.
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  • EclecticEclectic lvl 1 red mage limboPosts: 2,213Member

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    edited March 2013
    “Now I know I was wrong, but I will find another way to show it."
    What makes this guy think he has another chance?

    Besides, an added increase to the "eww" factor is the fact that the composition changes outside the human body after a short period of time.

    (from wikipedia)
    After ejaculation, the latter part of the ejaculated semen coagulates immediately,[8] forming globules,[9] while the earlier part of the ejaculate typically does not.[10] After a period typically ranging from 15 – 30 minutes, Prostate-specific antigen present in the semen causes the decoagulation of the seminal coagulum.[11] It is postulated that the initial clotting helps keep the semen in the vagina,[8] while liquefaction frees the sperm to make their journey to the ova.[8]

    Hopefully that Uta Kohaku person is just doing a publicity stunt or photo shoot and not actually immersing herself in that putrefied liquid. 
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  • iilysiumiilysium VirginiaPosts: 414Member

    IDOL

    edited March 2013
    Hmm well I actually heard it was good for your skin. Or guys could be saying that just so girls would get facials willingly...
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  • NPB-XKNPB-XK Thread Hijacker Area-Sexy-One - MontrPosts: 5,222Member

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    iilysium said:
    Hmm well I actually heard it was good for your skin. Or guys could be saying that just so girls would get facials willingly...
    It's also a good source of protein...
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  • hb_jackpothb_jackpot Posts: 421Member

    IDOL

    Por Que!?? Reading this right after I use sunscreen on me face... e_e

    Why I reminded of American Pie: Band Camp?

    I'm wondering what bottle he put it in and really? That thick enough??
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  • StayponStaypon Posts: 171Member
    this is repulsive, yo. i almost want to vomit after reading this; however, i kinda wish her reaction was captured when she realized what was actually given to her.
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  • green papayagreen papaya usaPosts: 1,826Member

    IDOL

    she should have used it on her toast like condensed sweet milk

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  • MannosukeMannosuke Posts: 12,760Member

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    edited March 2013
    NPB-XK said:
    My kind of news.
    In another article, it said her roommate confirmed it was sperm. Her roommate is experienced.
    Did it mention how her roommate confirmed it?
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  • NPB-XKNPB-XK Thread Hijacker Area-Sexy-One - MontrPosts: 5,222Member

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    edited March 2013
    Mannosuke said:
    NPB-XK said:
    My kind of news.
    In another article, it said her roommate confirmed it was sperm. Her roommate is experienced.
    Did it mention how her roommate confirmed it?
    That article was letting readers use their imaginations...
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/06/zeng-lin-sperm-moisturizer-_n_2819587.html

    Maybe the writer prefers to not tell us the unorthodox ways of confirming that it was a sperm. The roommate may have confirmed it by using the smell, the touch, the taste and had a microscope.
    That article also suggested that sperm to the face is healthy and people should go ahead and shoot cum to each other's face or own face but it has to be consensual. Free facial lotion produced by men.
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  • MythnoonAMythnoonA Mi Guk Nuna Posts: 5,040Friend of Soompi

    IDOL

    a SHY dude did something like that?  don't want to think about what he might have done if he were bolder.   ><
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  • meilovemeilove For the love of Mei <3 Virginia *Posts: 8,572Friend of Soompi

    IDOL

    that is disturbing lol
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  • karyeekaryee CanadaPosts: 427Member

    IDOL

    So disgusting. I just want to throw up. 
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  • ChibiimoonChibiimoon Posts: 354Member
    "The ultimate way to show love"
    That is sooooooo wrong 
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  • bonbonsbonbons The MUA D.C. baby&#33;Posts: 5,754Member

    IDOL

    on the up side...it's got plenty of protein.......
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