Howdy, Stranger!

It looks like you're new here. If you want to get involved, click one of these buttons!

Man caught having sex with horse was 'trying to make it pregnant'

happyfaceeehappyfaceee USAPosts: 21Member
edited February 2013 in current events
image

A MAN caught having sex with a horse told police he was trying to make it pregnant with a "horse-man baby".

Texan Andrew Mendoza confessed he "messed" with his neighbour's horse, after he was stood up by his girlfriend.

The 29-year-old told cops: "I was at my house waiting for my girlfriend to call. I told myself that if she didn't call me I was going to to next door and mess with the neighbour's horse."

After describing in detail his sexual escapade, Mendoza stunned officers in Wharton County, Texas, by claiming he was trying to impregnate the animal.

He said: "I was trying to make the horse have a baby. I was thinking it would have a horse-man baby."

Mendoza later pleaded guilty to public lewdness and criminal trespass and was sentenced to four months in jail.


·

Replies

  • ~ BunnyliciouS ~~ BunnyliciouS ~ Mum OregonPosts: 26,450Friend of Soompi

    SUPERSTAR

    HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA !!!



    odaesanskipturninrainBlancCrayolaMyNameIs_LukaLady_Cougar
    ·
  • odaesanodaesan 러브홀릭 Posts: 2,382Member

    IDOL

    Four months in jail for raping a horse?

    I was told that there are stronger laws in protection of other animals, but I'm not seeing that here.

    MythnoonA
    ·
  • SunniRiseSunniRise Someone... feed me. Baker StreetPosts: 3,301Member

    SUPERSTAR

    Omg poor horse. I wonder why it didn't kick him off or do something about it.
    (411)
    Feel free to follow. 
    ·
  • MusoMuso The Master Of All Pokemon! USAPosts: 2,762Member

    SUPERSTAR

    The heck? I just shake my head at society. There has to be something loose in his brain for him to think he could manage to get a horse pregnant.
    ·
  • NPB-XKNPB-XK Thread Hijacker Area-Sexy-One - MontrPosts: 5,222Member

    SUPERSTAR

    edited February 2013
    He thinks his sperm is compatible with everything?
    While in prison, he might try to impregnate some dudes... Keep him away from doing his sick experiment!
    Status: Youtube Gamer (18 yo+ only) - 411|FetishBook
    Quebecker image Style
    superhumanchichi
    ·
  • superhumanchichisuperhumanchichi Chichi~licious New YorkPosts: 2,427Moderator

    MODERATOR

    He's read too much fiction if he thinks a human crossed with a horse can produce a centaur. SMH. He just got desperate for sex since his gf wasn't putting out and now is pulling this centaur bs just to try the "insanity" defense. 
    Diamond Stardust  
    ·
  • dolljjangdolljjang Posts: 128Member
    he's crazy @.@
    *:・’゚☆。.My Beauty Blog~♡♥♡
    ·
  • MannosukeMannosuke Posts: 12,760Member

    SUPERSTAR

    edited February 2013
    He's read too much fiction if he thinks a human crossed with a horse can produce a centaur. SMH. He just got desperate for sex since his gf wasn't putting out and now is pulling this centaur bs just to try the "insanity" defense. 
    But it would be more acceptable if it was a horse and a woman, because we all know if a man has sex with something, then it is rape, but if a woman has sex with something, it is her fault.

    Right?
    ·
  • NPB-XKNPB-XK Thread Hijacker Area-Sexy-One - MontrPosts: 5,222Member

    SUPERSTAR

    I'm surprised there's no typical comment based on his face...

    "Look at his face! He totally looks like a horse rapist!"
    Status: Youtube Gamer (18 yo+ only) - 411|FetishBook
    Quebecker image Style
    Mannosuke
    ·
  • EclecticEclectic lvl 1 red mage limboPosts: 2,213Member

    SUPERSTAR

    edited February 2013
    I'm surprised there's no typical comment based on his face...

    "Look at his face! He totally looks like a horse rapist!"
    The comments section in the original article turned into a rant/debate about immigration. 
    “Idealism is what precedes experience. Cynicism is what follows.”
    superhumanchichiI||usi0nzodaesan
    ·
  • HERMITHERMIT Posts: 10,639Friend of Soompi

    EXALTED ONE

    Kinda brings new (literal) meaning to the derogatory phrase, "F@#$ you and the horse you rode in on."

    Lady_Cougar
    ·
  • superhumanchichisuperhumanchichi Chichi~licious New YorkPosts: 2,427Moderator

    MODERATOR

    Mannosuke said:
    He's read too much fiction if he thinks a human crossed with a horse can produce a centaur. SMH. He just got desperate for sex since his gf wasn't putting out and now is pulling this centaur bs just to try the "insanity" defense. 
    But it would be more acceptable if it was a horse and a woman, because we all know if a man has sex with something, then it is rape, but if a woman has sex with something, it is her fault.

    Right?
    Um. No....? I never said that it's rape if a man has sex with something... It's just as weird when women bang horses. But at least they admit it's for the long shlong. This guy is making an outlandish claim here - that he wants human/horse hybrids...which we all know is impossible.
    Diamond Stardust  
    ·
  • green papayagreen papaya usaPosts: 1,826Member

    IDOL

    edited February 2013
    I heard they have sex shows with a donkey or horse, or other animal is something they do in Tijuana Mexico

    maybe thats where he got the idea?

    superhumanchichiLady_Cougar
    ·
  • thoramthoram Posts: 51Member
    Stupid man and poor hourse

    imageimageimage



    ·
  • _unnie_24__unnie_24_ ?KHJ & SS501? Posts: 776Member
    Glad the girlfriend didn't call, or else she'd never know what kind of a man he could become..
    khjbanner4-1-1.jpgss501banner22-1-2.jpg
    ·
  • TeaHouseTeaHouse Posts: 380Member

    IDOL

    seriously? has he even SEEN the size of a horses peepee? 
    there is no way in hell he would come close to impregnating a horse. 

    when it comes to size...he clearly looses big time...
    disgusting...


    ·
  • NPB-XKNPB-XK Thread Hijacker Area-Sexy-One - MontrPosts: 5,222Member

    SUPERSTAR

    edited February 2013
    TeaHouse said:
    seriously? has he even SEEN the size of a horses peepee? 
    there is no way in hell he would come close to impregnating a horse. 

    when it comes to size...he clearly looses big time...
    disgusting...


    But he wants to prove to the horse that size doesn't matter... It's all about self confidence and how well you use it. Although there was too much confidence in the whole pregnancy stuff...
    Status: Youtube Gamer (18 yo+ only) - 411|FetishBook
    Quebecker image Style
    ·
  • ffadictedffadicted TorontoPosts: 11Member
    OMG some people -.-  That's just disgusting
    ·
Sign In or Register to comment.

Who's Online in this Forum 0