Korean Jokes

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- Poop-Shoop-A-Loop

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lol lets make korean jokes!

we definately need 1 again....

post korean jokes if you have!

here is mine -

there was a girl who was very cute, but she had no ears, so she didn't really communicate with many guys and was shy, one day he met a man , but he didn't know she had no ear, and he said "ahh,gee up da"

What kind of money does a grandpa like the best?

- Halmonee

this one is a classic.

what do you call a jacket in a blender?

jamba juice.

what do vampires drink in the morning??

KOOO PI!! LOL!

this is a very neat thread, but i don't understand korean

could somebody translates the korean words?

Thanks!

What's the smelliest room in a hotel?

BANG GOO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i am so lame..

i don't have any funny jokes about koreans lol

What did the boy fish say when a hott girl fish passed him?

- Oh Danggg! xD

What did Justin Timberlake say when he dropped his rice?

Dirty BAP!

I pissed myself laughing at that one xD

What's the smelliest room in a hotel?

BANG GOO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i am so lame..

lol I remember that one from DT...

what do u call a big tissue?

HUGE-ee

Why did the ice cream not cross the road?

cha-ga-wa-suh

What do you call two thugs and a grandma?

Bone Thugs and Halmuni

What did the fish say to its lost bones?

Oh my gashiiii

What did the horny broccoli say to the mushroom?

Busuuuut

i dont have any >.<

but i remeber reading this one about 2 korean guys in an elevator with 2 african guys...lol

What did the boy fish say when a hott girl fish passed him?

- Oh Danggg! xD

ooh i have another one!!

what did the little fish say as it was being swallowed by a big fish?

OH DENG!!

what sound does bread make when you throw it against a wall?

BBANG!

there's one about like a ranch and a cigarette but i can't remember it at all, only the punchline/answer/whatever (maleulboro). and some guy who jumped off a bridge because of his name (different joke). 0_o

WHat does the Truck driver do when a bread crossed a street?.

빵 BBAng BBAng

ook that was very lame ㅠㅠ

there this kum and hes friends used to always tease him and call him kumja~ <감자> and one day the 감 got so sick he fainted. They went to the doctors and the doctors said if he gets teased one more time hes going to die because of too much stress so the mum tells all his friends to stop teasing him and his friends are like "okayy we promise we wont tease him again"

a few days later the friends wanted to play with him so they went to his house and knocked on his bedroom but the kum wouldn't reply....

and his friends were like "감!!! ... 감...감자??"

AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

ahah.. ive heard the kumja one before^^

i don't know korean but i understood this ->

What kind of money does a grandpa like the best?

- Halmonee

why did the cigarette go to the barn..??..malboro

do people have like korean story jokes?

=P