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Is an inflated ego part of the perfect Asian dream girl schematic as well?

what about vice versa?

1. 24 inch waist
2. C cup boobs
3. flawless skin
4. 18 inch silky thick black hair
5. plays the piano 
6. wears settled clothing, neutral shades
7. owns a puppy
8. lv speedy purse
9. tiffany & co necklace
10. perfect white teeth
11. graceful personality

Correct me if I'm wrong. But i'm pretty close to the perfect asian dream girl materialistically. 

LOL

troll...

20 character

The perfect Asian girl wouldn't be conceited enough to post a topic on Soompi about how great she is.

HAHA. I'm sorry, but this is a pointless thread.

But do you get straight A's

• 24 inch waist
• C cup boobs
• flawless skin
• 18 inch silky thick black hair
• plays the piano 
• wears settled clothing, neutral shades
• owns a puppy
• lv speedy purse
• tiffany & co necklace
• perfect white teeth
• graceful personality

Correct me if I'm wrong. But i'm pretty close to the perfect asian dream girl materialistically.  

Nice try though

You're close, but here are some clarifications.

1. "24 inch waist" no fatties pls
   
2. "C cup boobs" but still have big titties
   
3. "flawless skin" no pizza face either
   
4. "18 inch silky thick black hair" long hair i can grab on to while i drill her
   
5. "plays the piano" seemingly sophisticated
   
6. "wears settled clothing, neutral shades" doesnt dress like a richard simmons (but actually is one)
   
7. "owns a puppy" wants anything cute
   
8. "lv speedy purse" and will blow me for it
   
9. "tiffany & co necklace" she better wear that expensive dog tag i got her
   
10. "perfect white teeth" and keep her mouth clean if im going to jam my wang in there
    
11. "graceful personality" submissive as hell
    

7. owns a puppy

I'm sorry, what?

ahahahhaha. thats impossible to be skinny and have humongous boobs. 

^Plastic surgery

A troll obviously but funny thread though.

I'm so glad I don't even meet half of the requirements.

u speak the truth

therefore u r an awesum troll

hey hey what about "how to be the perfect asian boy that any asian girl dreams about"?

-tall

-handsome

-intelligent (ivy graduate at least)

-flawless skin (girls too don't like pimples)

-rich background (so you can buy lv bags and tiffany's jewelry for us, but i prefer gucci and harry winston)

-no micropenis please

-mercedes benz s-class (or BMW)

-owns a housing estate

-of course a great personality.

actually being the perfect asian girl is achievable

good luck guys!

I thought trolls are supposed to be funny, atleast

Everything in the first post can be summed up to:

Be materialistic and superficial!

=_=

what's with people and their stereotyping? -___-

just because you have those characteristics doesn't make you egotistical and materialistic....

I mean, it can make girls feel bad... I'm not implying I have those traits, but I share a few and tbh it made me feel bad for having some of those.

List too long.

1. Submissive

2. Makes good sandwich

no offense but why do i feel this thread is major point less?

i mean..if youre gonna basically advertise yourself, go make a 411 and talk about yourself there. not in the relationships thread. hahaha

just a suggestion, you know ;]