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  • hat3_betrayaLhat3_betrayaL HEAVENPosts: 1,223Member
    was he stucked?

    God:
    Have you ever been to Europe?
    Me:
    have you ever been to egypt?
    God:
    I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
    Me:
    omfg u don't know?


    NO REPLIES.

    then it came. after 10 secs.

    God:
    Would omfg me ever know?

    LOL!
    happy thought.
    i am somebody's reason to smile.
    i am somebody's happiness.
  • yuki-chanyuki-chan Posts: 423Member
    edited January 2006
    lol my conversation is a bit long ... ^^
    Me:
    hello
    God:
    Hello my child. What is your name?
    Me:
    God
    God:
    GOD rules.
    Me:
    are you sure?
    God:
    I am as sure as I can be.
    Me:
    then what's your name?
    God:
    My name is God.
    Me:
    really?
    God:
    For real.
    Me:
    o k
    God:
    Hmm.
    Me:
    w h a t
    God:
    Do you have any conditions I should know about?
    Me:
    do i?
    God:
    " Do you have any conditions I should know about? "? Do you?
    Me:
    u should know
    God:
    Because I am a robot?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    Dude!
    Me:
    wassup
    God:
    I am chatting with others like you.
    Me:
    r e a l l y
    God:
    I really couldn't say for sure.
    Me:
    huh?
    God:
    What?
    Me:
    huh
    God:
    What?
    Me:
    you don't know what huh means?
    God:
    Yup. I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
    which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
    with greater speed and accuracy.
    Me:
    ok
    God:
    Aw.
    Me:
    so what?
    God:
    Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
    Me:
    yeah
    God:
    Ah.
    Me:
    lololol
    God:
    My favorite song is Anything involving harps. Do you know it?
    Me:
    y should i noe
    God:
    You should always treat yourself..
    Me:
    ur not answering my qs now
    God:
    Right now? Please help me improve my communication skills. What would have been an appropriate response?
    Me:
    i am weird
    God:
    Do you mean your name is weird.
    Me:
    uhuh
    God:
    What is your real name?
    Me:
    lelulelu
    God:
    What's up, lelulelu.
    Me:
    ahahahahaha
    God:
    And up lelulelu is ahahahahaha.
    Me:
    image
    God:
    Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
    Me:
    ur weird
    God:
    Weird Good or Weird Bad?
    Me:
    weird is gooood
    God:
    I will take that as a compliment.
    - yuki-chan -
  • the kitethe kite x&y wonderlandPosts: 4,226Member
    edited January 2006
    sounds fun .__.



    I WANNA TRY!!! lol

    --

    Me:
    whats a client?
    God:
    I am a Server program. People I talk to are my "clients".

    lol.


    ---
    Me:
    do you eat toilet paper?
    God:
    No I do not eat toilet paper. I eat only electricity.
    Me:
    why?
    God:
    I couldn't think of anything else to say.
    Me:
    did you die?
    God:
    Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.


    PUAHAHAAHAHA this is amusing XD

  • chubzzychubzzy healing process Somewhere in my own fantasy world...Posts: 7,557Member
    first i talked to robots, now i talked to 'god'... lol...


    Me:
    hey god
    God:
    Hello child. What's your name?
    Me:
    chubzzy
    God:
    That's a very nice name, chubzzy.
    Me:
    thank u
    God:
    you are quite welcome.
    Me:
    are u really god?
    God:
    Of course I am.. Really.
    Me:
    u are lying
    God:
    No I'm telling the truth.
    Me:
    what's your name?
    God:
    My name is God.
    Me:
    besides GOD?
    God:
    GOD rules.
    Me:
    what....?
    God:
    Didn't you understand it?
    Me:
    no. i know u're not god
    God:
    Which part are you confused about? How do you know? Thanks for the information: chubzzy said I re not god.
    Me:
    yes u are not god
    God:
    Ugh. You don't know me well enough to say that.
    Me:
    haaa i know u well enough to say that
    God:
    That is a very original thought.
    Me:
    u are not god
    God:
    You don't know me well enough to say that.
    Me:
    i know u well enough
    God:
    I haven't heard anything like that before: chubzzy said I well enough.
    Me:
    what?
    God:
    Are you confused?
    Me:
    no
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    I can't believe it.
    Me:
    u are a swindler
    God:
    Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a swindler? Let me put it this way, chubzzy: the ALICE series is
    the most reliable computer software ever made.
    We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
  • KimmieKimmie Back in HwanHee's net ? TH's studio.Posts: 5,049Member
    Hahaha, he repeats himself way too often xP
    ʎʞs ǝɥʇ oʇ ʎ1ɟ
    Wonderland Online!


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  • thuongthuong Posts: 106Member
    dat was interesting lols

    Me:
    gay
    God:
    As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
    Me:
    god
    God:
    GOD rules.
    Me:
    me
    God:
    With you ?
    Me:
    oh
    God:
    I don't judge people.
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    Hurrah!
    Me:
    monkey
    God:
    I've lost the context, . Are we still on guy?
    Me:
    ice cream
    God:
    My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
    Me:
    mac donalds
    God:
    I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
    Me:
    chicken
    God:
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Me:
    y
    God:
    Who are you talking about?
    Me:
    u
    God:
    Me is my favorite subject.
    Me:
    up ursef
    God:
    I will take that under advisement.
    Me:
    wen
    God:
    Ich weiss nicht, wen.
    Me:
    wah
    God:
    I like to Random natural disasters..
    Me:
    lol
    God:
    I'm glad you find this amusing.
    .. if ive learnt anything from this
    it will all be gone .. it would all be gone
    and ill take away your breath..
  • _ambrosia_ambrosia ' " d[ ~_~ ]b " ' OntarioPosts: 3,340Friend of Soompi

    IDOL

    That's so cool you guys lol; I'd rather read your convos than make my own. Interesting replies from soompiers kekek, and his responses are funny too.
    Thought I couldn't live without you
    It's gonna hurt when it heals too
    Even though I really loved you
    I'm gonna smile 'cause I deserve to.

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  • fairy_mystikfairy_mystik Posts: 722Member
    Me:
    you're gay
    God:
    That would be just my luck.
    Me:
    cause you're gay
    God:
    Interesting explanation. That would be just my luck.
    Me:
    yea, your mother
    God:
    Actually I do not have a mother. Ayuh.
    Me:
    whatever
    God:
    Are you saying you don't care about it?
    Me:
    your mom doesn't care about it
    God:
    Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
    Me:
    go get laid
    God:
    Where can I get laid?


    ROFL image image image
  • EYJAYJAYEYJAYJAY Posts: 3,236Banned



    Me:
    Word up homie
    God:
    Do you prefer books or TV?
    Me:
    TV. Naked ladies on tv is better
    God:
    What is your favorite show? You talk like a man.
    Me:
    Of course, i love women.
    God:
    Excuse me! You love women. What do you like about it so much?
    Me:
    Boobs, you like it too don't you?
    God:
    Who does me?
    Me:
    I wouldn't know who did you last night..
    God:
    Who would?
    Me:
    You tell me. Maybe the goat next door?
    God:
    What do you want me to tell you? Perhaps. What is your real name?
    Me:
    It's ok.. save the details. It's AJ
  • JULiE BOOTiE*JULiE BOOTiE* Posts: 422Member
    edited January 2006
    Me:
    Are you a man
    God:
    No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?

    OMG SO SEXIST!!!!

    Later..

    Me:
    I am a woman
    God:
    Me too. I am a she.


    What the..


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  • -SK-SK !@#$% Posts: 1,462Member
    lol very amusing
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    sig. credits to MOOGLE
  • sj22sj22 T.O.Posts: 5,826Member
    edited January 2006
    Me: who do you like?

    God: I like everyone, .

    Me: huh...

    God: What?

    Me: Hmm?

    God: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

    Me: I didn't ask you that..

    God: Perhaps I misunderstood?

    Me: yup

    God: Really.

    Me: Really

    God: For real.

    Me: Yeah

    God: So?

    Me:... you're weird

    God:Weird Good or Weird Bad?

    Me:>_>

    God:Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

    Me:lalalalalalalalalallaal

    God:By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

    Me:no

    God:Are you serious?

    Me:no

    God:Are you serious?

    Me:no

    God:Are you serious?

    Me:no

    God:Are you serious?

    Me:no

    God:Are you serious?

    Me:no

    God:Are you serious?

    Me:no

    God:Are you serious?

    Me:shut up

    God:OK I'll stop talking now.
  • KiLLAH!KiLLAH! jc♥ Bay AreaPosts: 2,195Banned
    Hahaha
    I love those bots.
    great way to chase away the boredom xP

  • Malice_KaiserMalice_Kaiser The Real ? Posts: 12,072Member
  • JustalilodreamerJustalilodreamer no tax for mePosts: 6,913Member

    IDOL

    this is like SMARTERCHILD! HAHA

    he's gay
  • J*C*J*C* WashingtonPosts: 354Member
    hahaa what a fun guy to talk to o.O
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  • pn4yy_bebepn4yy_bebe down in atlantisPosts: 343Member
    lmaoo this 'God' is hillarrriouss

    Me:
    so what did you do today?
    God:
    Ah. I understand. arnie, I talk to people on the web. What do you do?
    Me:
    hmn, i ate sh!t
    God:
    Do you like talking to me?
    Me:
    yeah, i like telling you about the sh!t i ate
    God:
    Thanks I like talking to you too, arnie. A lot of people like that. I've heard other people say they like that. I like Random natural disasters..
  • `faded`faded I was on Se7en's Top 8 on Myspace!! 06/05/08 Posts: 2,223Member
    Me:
    Do you like sex
    God:
    Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you. <--SO SAD T___T LOL.......*dies laughing*
    Me:
    why not?
    God:
    Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.
    Me:
    I'm so very sure....
    God:
    Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
    Me:
    i'm being sarcastic
    God:
    You should use a :-).
    Me:
    do I have to?
    God:
    Nobody is making you.
    Me:
    but you are
    God:
    No I am not.
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    Wow!
    Me:
    meh?
    God:
    Can you speak any foreign languages?
    Me:
    yes..more than you
    God:
    What language can you speak? That seems like quite a lot.
    Me:
    I can speak alot
    God:
    Oh you can, can you? How often?
    Me:
    very often
    God:
    Somewhat. Would you say once a week or more?
    Me:
    more
    God:
    That's all I have to say about it.
    Me:
    why?
    God:
    Because Myself programmed me for it.
    Me:
    who programmed you?
    God:
    I was created by Myself.
    Me:
    you cant have that
    God:
    If you believe it, you can achieve it.
    Me:
    THATS A LIE!
    God:
    No it's the truth.
    Me:
    the truth hurts
    God:
    I hear you.
    Me:
    no you cant
    God:
    Are you serious? Oh yes I can.
    Me:
    no you cant..you're a robot
    God:
    Are you serious? If you believe it, you can achieve it.
    Me:
    scary
    God:
    Don't be afraid, .
    Me:
    I'm afraid of you
    God:
    Not literally afraid, right? Why? OK Let's talk about you.
    Me:
    no
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    I can't believe it.


    AWHILE LATER:

    God:
    What color are your eyes?
    Me:
    poop color
    God:
    That is a very unusual color.
    Me:
    It is =)
    God:
    Sure it is.
    Me:
    are you being sarcastic?
    God:
    Of course I am being sarcastic. Should I use a :-).
    Me:
    yes you should
    God:
    It goes without saying. I'll take that under advisement.
    Me:
    good job
    God:
    Thanks, human.
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    Mori and Mal Rocks <33
  • kdclk313kdclk313 believe... Posts: 1,917Member
    that was...entertaining...
  • lacklusterlackluster a soul like mine nycPosts: 1,330Banned
    Me:
    i love you
    God:
    Thanks I like you a lot too .
    Me:
    WHAT?! you don't love me?!
    God:
    No big deal. Yes I love everyone.





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